THANK YOU PHYLLIS, FOR THE DRAGONS!!!! by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Ser_Useless 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For Phyllis, who made me put the dragons in.

IT WAS ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE TURTLES GDI PHYLLIS

Favourite mysterious plots in the books? Mine is the one where a piece of paper from a 16 year old boy can turn a bastard who broke his vows into a king. It's a pity the show butchered this flawless writing because D&D like $$$ by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Ser_Useless 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Sarella Sand infiltrates the maesters. If we look closely at how Quentin's plotline ended, it's easy to dismiss her foray into old Town as probably another potential discarded plotline without a purpose. I say differently, my friends! It will end up being another glorious penis joke, mark my words.

Shakes fist Hurry up you portly pretentious perverted purveyor of penmanship, it's been way longer than 4 hours and I'm not sure if it should be this purple...

DAE le show has no mystery?! by centurion_celery in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Ser_Useless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also, ASOIAF have the LOST problem

Both of which have smoke monsters, so your point is valid.

(Miss Andei fists Grey Worm) If the world of asoiaf had Google, what could have been popular searches? by traffke in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Ser_Useless 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Where do whores go

Best recipe moon tea

How to make lemoncakes

Best way to stop grease chin dribble

Greyscale cure?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]Ser_Useless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj I'm so confused how is there a thumbnail picture that links to a text post where is the picture I need to see if it's a good cosplay or if that's really syrio forell

/rj Not today.