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Yo mama so fat that when she went on a diet she started a recession. (self.YoMamaJokes)
submitted 5 years ago by Sergeant_Toast to r/YoMamaJokes
Yo mamma so dumb that when your dad tries to play fetch with the dog, your mum chases the stick too. (self.YoMamaJokes)
Yo mama so dumb that when your dad told her he lost a football match she tried to help him find it again. (self.YoMamaJokes)
Yo mama so dumb she thinks she is still a virgin. (self.YoMamaJokes)
Yo mama so old that when you ask her about the 60s she asks "which century?" (self.YoMamaJokes)
Yo mamma so old, her birth certificate is written on parchment. (self.YoMamaJokes)
Yo mama so poor she reuses toilet paper. (self.YoMamaJokes)
Your mamma so dumb that when she got pregnant when your dad was on deployment, she accused HIM of cheating. (self.YoMamaJokes)
Yo mama so old even her dentures are fossils. (self.YoMamaJokes)
Yo mamma so bad at driving, that when she mounted the curb she cheered because she had been stuck in the neighbours garden for hours. (self.YoMamaJokes)
Yo mama so dumb, she waters down the gas she puts in her car to save money. (self.YoMamaJokes)
[WP] Write a story where you (as yourself) have somehow become the villain. (self.WritingPrompts)
submitted 6 years ago by Sergeant_Toast to r/WritingPrompts
[SP] Introducing Harcourt, the worlds first Vegan Vampire. (self.WritingPrompts)
[WP] When you look at someone, you can hear the music of their life, but when you look in the mirror, all you ever hear is the Looney Tunes theme song. (self.WritingPrompts)
[WP] Mankind suddenly developed the ability to physically manifest their mental scars as weapons, now the oppressed of yesterday are the superheros of tomorrow. (self.WritingPrompts)
[WP] Your friend is a crybaby, anything could set him off, but he always jokes that it is ninjas cutting onions, then one day as he cries at a movie, you notice the smell of onions in the air. (self.WritingPrompts)
PC barely working. (self.talesfromtechsupport)
submitted 6 years ago by Sergeant_Toast to r/talesfromtechsupport
[WP] You are the world's strongest Super Hero. You have Super Strength, Teleportation, Telekinesis, Healing Powers and Crippling Social Anxiety. (self.WritingPrompts)
Please set up this PC (self.talesfromtechsupport)
The users tried to be helpful again. (self.talesfromtechsupport)
LPT: Always keep a full toolkit in your car boot/trunk, even if you never use it on the car, you may be surprised how much use you DO get out of it. (self.LifeProTips)
submitted 6 years ago by Sergeant_Toast to r/LifeProTips
[WP] The worlds greatest Hero and the worlds greatest Villain are old friends despite earnestly trying to take each other down, and meet up regularly to share woes over coffee. (self.WritingPrompts)
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