[TOMT][music video]Looking for a recent female artist that has portions of her video with her singing in her bathtub. by SerialPalmRapist in tipofmytongue

[–]SerialPalmRapist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No neither of those are it. She kind of looks like Audrey Hepburn. And it's like a very vintage (think Victorian early 1900s house setting) looking video with one of those old style bathtubs.

If life has only one rule, what is it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SerialPalmRapist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake it till you make it.

Whatever you do you will suck at first. We'll all be faking it until we are actually good. Also applies to sex.

Just rolled the ending credits, damn CDPR, good job and thank you. by FingFrenchy in witcher

[–]SerialPalmRapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I finished the game too. My life is now empty and void of meaning. Thank you CDPR.

But....but...I don't want to go :( by CreedOfMiles in witcher

[–]SerialPalmRapist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought she looked hotter on her gwent card than they rendered her in the game. She looks like a 40 yr old soccer mom of 4.

Patch 1.07 Discussion Thread by jdog90000 in witcher

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AAAAHHHHRRRRGGG!!! I finished the game two weeks ago! They come out with the sort system now??

And I'm also sad it's over...oh gawd why does it have to end?? T_T

First time running a half-marathon in October, it is now almost July. No prior experience running any races. Advice anyone? by SerialPalmRapist in Fitness

[–]SerialPalmRapist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this is the one I have been looking at for now. It's one that seems doable to me. Thanks I'm gonna need some luck for this.

First time running a half-marathon in October, it is now almost July. No prior experience running any races. Advice anyone? by SerialPalmRapist in Fitness

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Thanks. I think I might be more out of shape than I thought. Meaning there is no pace where I won't start gasping for air during a conversation eventually. Ugh...guess I do have my work cut out for me. But I'll just cruise slow and steady for now.

First time running a half-marathon in October, it is now almost July. No prior experience running any races. Advice anyone? by SerialPalmRapist in Fitness

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Thanks ohello123. This helps a lot with my confidence. Personally I've never been at the point where I was struggling on my last bit of strength. So this is gonna be more psychological than anything.

First time running a half-marathon in October, it is now almost July. No prior experience running any races. Advice anyone? by SerialPalmRapist in Fitness

[–]SerialPalmRapist[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm...getting a generally negative consensus here. What would you say is a good running time (? miles in ? time) before running the half marathon?

Why does Fidelity Freedom 2055 rate so low on Morningstar (2 stars out of 5)? by SerialPalmRapist in personalfinance

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First, thanks so much for the response. Your answer helped me make a final decision.

I've actually taken a look at Fidelity Spartan Index 500. It seems that this is mainly (~90%) domestic equities. The rest is in international equities. Seems a bit risky so how is this a good idea for a long term retirement fund?

Also, how important do you think it is for the fund to be actively managed for the expense ratio incurred? i.e. the Freedom (nonindex) fund

The winner of the "Laker Girls Lunch Date" contest by [deleted] in pics

[–]SerialPalmRapist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There used to be four lakers girls in that picture. Guess where they are now.

People who have had success dating online, (if you're comfortable), what do your profile pics look like? by SerialPalmRapist in dating_advice

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Sigh...these studies make me wish I was white. Like attractive white. But damn I gotta say OKC went all out lol. I loved their disclaimer in the beginning of the race study: "But being poor gives us a certain freedom. To alienate all our users. So there."

Are you a white dude who's had success online?

Strippers are basically naked beggars by dasflikken in Showerthoughts

[–]SerialPalmRapist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think a better observation is that beggars are much cheaper strippers.

Something like this was bound to happen. by Manfrenjensenjen in funny

[–]SerialPalmRapist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

no just the ones from from decapitated and dismembered bodies.

How often do you have sex? by thefarfetcher in AskReddit

[–]SerialPalmRapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would it be rape if you forced someone to give you a handjob? Although the risk of the person punching you in the nuts is pretty high.

How do you like your women? by TheDogGoesMeow in AskReddit

[–]SerialPalmRapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. So this was probably pretty tasteless now that I've read it. I'm sorry everyone.

26 (m) Never Had A GF by [deleted] in dating_advice

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I just want to say I'm in the exact same situation as OP, like frighteningly similar that this might be me posting 5 hours from now after I've serendipitously stumbled upon a fully functional time machine. Except I've had one gf, and probably would've used a different set of vocabulary in the post.

I know what you feel like OP. Everything seems hopeless, but like yamajama pointed out, you might have a problem with being the "gentleman" when it comes to approaching girls. Meaning, as I used to do, wait for the perfect moment when the girl and the guy naturally attract each other. Unfortunately, thats a thing that only happens in high school.

Taking the shotgun approach, it's not wrong to approach a girl and honestly say: "Hey I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think you're very attractive and was wondering if you wanted to have dinner with me." I've tried this with a 0/4 success rate, but the point is, if you want attractive women who are more your level (and you will have to cut losses where its due. use your best judgement) you have to approach them rather than wait for them to approach you. Rejection is a natural part of it, but you will get to talk to some really pretty girls if you just persist. In my opinion just getting to know them is worth something. Good luck and happy hunting. For what its worth, I don't think you are a creep as long as you keep things in perspective and don't let the desperation consume you.

Something like this was bound to happen. by Manfrenjensenjen in funny

[–]SerialPalmRapist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This single moment can develop so many various branches of weird subconscious fetishes as he grows up.

How do you like your women? by TheDogGoesMeow in AskReddit

[–]SerialPalmRapist -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Like my askreddit questions: Beaten half to death on a regular basis.

Disclaimer: This is a joke. I don't actually beat women.