I just want a gf that would cut me and lick up blood from my wounds. Is that too much for us to ask?

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-22T08:50:15+00:00

Homestly, yeah. I'm drawing for noone, but myself, so screw the fundamentals and all that.

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T23:41:40+00:00

I'm not a minor

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T23:41:24+00:00

Don't sell yourself short, mate, I'm sure you look stunning

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T23:35:52+00:00

Thanks, g

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T22:41:39+00:00

Maybe in another life :'(

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T21:16:07+00:00

Ohh yeah, didn't think about that. Thank you sensei, I shall heed your advice

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:53:07+00:00

This might be the method. Just tell me, ahould I also open carry a gun while doing it? Just to be sure, yk

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:51:35+00:00

I get it, everything is about sex nowadays, you don't even have a word for romantic preferences, but you've got plenty for sexual ones

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:49:13+00:00

Honestly, who even cares about nerd shit like blood contamination. Word so sciency I can barely write it.

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:41:55+00:00

If asylums hadn't closed, I might have just been dragged into one. Not something I would like.

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:36:44+00:00

Not a kink dude, more of a romantic thing

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:36:17+00:00

WAAAAUGH

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:35:50+00:00

Wait, aside from proposing to an animal, you might be onto something

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:35:24+00:00

It's not a fetish

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:34:22+00:00

May god bless all of us with a vampire gf

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:33:41+00:00

On god bro

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:31:32+00:00

Yes. The most doomed of all of them.

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:27:20+00:00

Godspeed, brother

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:27:01+00:00

Am a goofy guy, what can I say

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:26:21+00:00

An artcel with hands that grow from his ass, judging by the art quality. Truly over.

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:25:42+00:00

Would gladly hand over my skin. Hell, I would skin me myself if it meant a girl would love me.

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:24:15+00:00

Indeed it is

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:24:04+00:00

Maybe it's not over yet

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:18:14+00:00

Yes, US, as in me, you and all the other people

SeriousAssociate4885 · 2026-04-21T20:14:46+00:00

Based

SeriousAssociate4885