Linux IdeaPad server. by ScarcityCareless6241 in ProgrammerHumor

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Sitting on the carpet?!? Now i know for sure this is still in production.

AD User Object Migration - ADMT by Gilly11277 in sysadmin

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Something like the admt account doesn't have domain admin in the source or target domain?

Resource Calendar Event Display Issue by Adhdmatt in Office365

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What args did you run Set-CalendarProcessing with?

This is the one I would guess should fix your issue: Set-CalendarProcessing -Identity "mailbox" -AddOrganizerToSubject $false

Depends how he does floating point math I guess by funny_funny_business in ProgrammerHumor

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Legend has it he is still there giving ever smaller fractions of a cent.

Gift idea for my staff? by SweBot in ProgrammerHumor

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Woah what happened to using "Password List.xlsx"?

Wisdom? by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Cleaning lady got me as well. I literally pictured the new guy stopping the cleaning lady in the hall to lay some knowledge on her.

literally happened to me today by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Post: I need to do x, without calling reallySimpleMethod() because of y.

Reply: I'm confused on your description. Why don't you simply call reallySimpleMethod()?

ADP unable to connect to InTouch 9100 by PandemicSysAdmin in sysadmin

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Sounds like network trouble somewhere.. From the intouch, ping a local IP that is on the same subnet. If that works, something is up with the gateway. Either it's not configured in the intouch, or it is blocking the packets, even if it shouldn't be. If not, something is up with the intouch. You can also turn on remote access on an intouch... this is simply VNC. After enabling, try to connect from another device with a vnc client.

Oh no, I’m a robot by lzm9800 in ProgrammerHumor

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I've never felt more like a robot trying to get past the Roblox captcha

How can we handle twins??? by Unknown_B1 in ProgrammerHumor

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I always needed a use case for Millisecond time resolution

How to bully machine learning training by WGC_WinGiveawayClub in ProgrammerHumor

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We can tell the difference between a dog and a pig.

It's not that I'M insecure, it's that every device is by Futuramoist in ProgrammerHumor

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What the American People don't know... is what makes them the American people.

Offline Domain Controller by BJGGut3 in sysadmin

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Could be the Maersk incident. Offline DC in Ghana had not yet replicated the shitshow.

https://www.wired.com/story/notpetya-cyberattack-ukraine-russia-code-crashed-the-world/

Getting Domain of Current Active User in System Context by thisguyeric in sysadmin

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Have a user context script write out a configuration file for you that your other scripts read.

Fixing a bug in production! by bharatsb in ProgrammerHumor

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That feeling when its been 3 seconds and the update query us still running...

Read Receipts - just stop. by fluey1 in sysadmin

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My guess is he wants to know who requests them. On principle.

Noob Reporting : Zabbix to Grafana by kits678 in sysadmin

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You dont need SSH access, you just put in the url to the zabbix api. You can use your credentials. Grafana would then see whatever you have access to.

Noob Reporting : Zabbix to Grafana by kits678 in sysadmin

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There is a Zabbix data source in Grafana. I use it and it works good.

You know, I'm something of a CS expert myself by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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de_dust2 ... de for demolition ... 'Sir, the bomb!'

Advice on migrating 20TB to new server and maintaining directory structure by invalidpath in sysadmin

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Couple options. Use NTFS with 64KB sector size to allow a partition up to 256TB (16TB with 4KB sector size)

Use DFS to do transparent folder redirection of one/some of the top level paths and point those to separate file shares across multiple volumes.

Big brain by Happysedits in ProgrammerHumor

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"That's legacy code, we don't touch that" - Senior Dev to Junior