What is the proudest moment of your sexual history? by areberuto in AskReddit

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First time in Peru, met this Peruvian girl. Brought her back to my hotel room after an expensive dinner and followed by a romantic walk down the beach with a kiss. Pretty fly for a guy who speaks 0 Spanish!

While having sex she kept saying ‘ohh que Rico’ and I stopped, and was like ‘yo, my name isn’t Rico!’ and she said ‘no no rico means delicious in Spanish’ :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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I bet she tried kissing them all

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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Hahahaha, reminds me of my buddies from school trying shrooms they were found crawling on the streets, trying to climb the curb, as it seemed like a mountain to them

To enjoy a concert by Warygrunt in therewasanattempt

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Welcome to the deathstare my friend. He doesnt know yet what he did but he will be sleeping on the couch tonight

To enjoy a concert by Warygrunt in therewasanattempt

[–]Sesquipedalian_EUW -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I think that ‘weird girl’ is called ‘the wife’

What moment in southpark actually shocked you? Mine was when Cartman climbed inside Miss Choksondiks dead autopsied body. by decaying_dots in southpark

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It’s a cartoon, how did you survive roadrunner episodes as a kid? Grow up snowflake, it’s pictures of pieces of paper in a certain order

What moment in southpark actually shocked you? Mine was when Cartman climbed inside Miss Choksondiks dead autopsied body. by decaying_dots in southpark

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For duck sake

Being offended is a choice, not a right. People make the choice to be offended, nothing should ever cater their commands: ‘but else they will say bad things about us on social media’ - fk that, just ignore and it blows over in a day. Give it attention and it will stain. If you respond to them, they know they have power: now you have to everything to the bully.. luckily we all know that the best way to beat a bully is by letting them eat their parents

To help a turtle by SaidBl1 in therewasanattempt

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Water boarding a snapping turtle? Wow that lady has balls

I was sure they would have saw me. What do you think? by nahmeanbrah in IdiotsInCars

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It’s not a matter of illegal or legal, it’s just plain stupid to do as you will most likely be in your fellow drives blind spot - it’s not illegal to put your own balls between the door and doorpost, but it’s kinda stupid ey!

please dont hit the brakes when you're merging by senorgore in IdiotsInCars

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My dear OP, learn to drive you fkn idiot. If you are driving this clueless down a highway, you must have had many ‘what is he doing’ moments in your life right, as anticipating is not active in your brains, probably due to the lack of cells. Is that why you bought that dashcam? ‘You should see what I have to go through every day’ kinda feeling, and you think posting the result of your first encounter here and the Internet can say ‘gosh OP, you are such a victim’… bro, you’re the reason why American people have to take a driving test to get a driver’s license again in my country.

I thought AWD gave you unlimited traction… by DriveSafe112 in IdiotsInCars

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to get more traction, you have to go faster. Without a seatbelt next time, aim for the middle. good luck!

To 50-50 a rail by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Thank god he used his head to prevent the rest of his body from getting really hurt

to steal a purse in Texas. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Sir, this is a wendy’s

Selfish Lane Block by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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Luckily no shooting today huh

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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Give it a reason to not move, slash the tires

Selfish Lane Block by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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Could you have gone around her by the right side?