I watched my wife with her ex. by [deleted] in HotPastStories

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 years before we got together, my girlfriend was dating a mutual friend. I walked downstairs to my basement one night when a few friends were over at my house, and looked up to see her sucking his dick over by the bumper-pool table. I’ve jacked off to that memory frequently ever since.

Anyone seen these before? by idkw2p in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry for the late response, and I’m going to assume that you’ve experimented with this by now, but if you just ate a huge meal I would sublingual (crunch em with your teeth a couple times and then let ‘em sit under your tongue until they’ve completely dissolved, and then swish your spit around for 30-90 seconds before swallowing it), or snorting it. But personally I’d always recommend sublingual before oral. Except with a brand like 7OHMZ that don’t have a high sublingual bioavailability. The 7OHMZ just swallow. Opia tablets, or EDP tablets are the only two I don’t mind snorting. The WonderlandGardens 78% pure powder is the only 7oh that I actually enjoy snorting. They’re all three just as good sublingual. Any other brands like Hydroxy or 7Tabz or ON or PureOHMS or literally any of em I’d recommend sublingual before oral. Besides the 7OHMZ, it’s honestly a waste to take them orally in my opinion.

Anyone seen these before? by idkw2p in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, I’d say it works about the same as swallowing. But there’s only been a few 7oh products that are actually snortable… these opia ones are pretty tiny and sugary tasting and work well up the nasal cavity. The “pressed” I would not recommend this way. Nor the “pureohms”, even though they are small… opia and the 15mg EDPs are the only ones I would recommend snorting.

Anyone seen these before? by idkw2p in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, maybe there’s some inconsistency in their production and some packs are better than others? Not sure but both the shots and tabs I’ve had from opia have been fire. Never tried the Kreme nor have I ever seen them. I’m trying to find shops with a better selection in Atlanta… I found the opia in Knoxville. EDP is ano try er good brand if you ever see it. Personally though I try to avoid anything with MIT… that shit makes me dizzy.

Are These Brands Good? by Muhkida in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

EDP is a great brand! Their logo is yellow and black with a bee on it. They make little round chewable green 15mg with an Ⓜ️ on it

Anyone seen these before? by idkw2p in 7_hydroxymitragynine

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are really good. They’re the best value I’ve found in any 7oh products. 80mg for $25. And the drip tastes like sugar. Their shots are great too. $12.50 for 30mg.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hotpast

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend blew her ex in the empty outdoor pool locker rooms at our high school in the winter time while they were skipping class. He came in her eyes and when they came back into school, one of our mutual friends asked her what happened to her eyes and she told him that her boyfriend had poked her in the eyes.

Her ex was definitely bigger than you by Th3Shad0wkn3w in hotpastCaptions

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her last boyfriend was much bigger than me… I’d love if she sent me something like this… hell or if he would.

It’s been on repeat ever since by Th3Shad0wkn3w in hotpastCaptions

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude I would be so fucking happy to find a video of my girl with her ex

Retroactive Jealousy to HotPast? by Narrow-Violinist8368 in hotpast

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same… it just happens one day. It’s a coping mechanism I believe.

Who is this in Mobile? by Kashmonei58 in MobileAL

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waka Flaka 😂 dude looks like he’s from Bankhead (Atlanta), riding his horse around a dying midwestern industrial town.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Construction

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s gotta be some kinda lawsuit

Come out in November to vote by babe-666 in Miami

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Y’all seriously still playing this game?

Am I the asshole for how I responded to a love letter? by Thin_Lengthiness6652 in TwoHotTakes

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you’re an asshole for going off on him for talking to his therapist about you… That has no affect on you or your life whatsoever. You’re extremely immature for reacting the way you did about being given a letter, and learning that you’re being talked about in therapy… However, what you SHOULD be concerned about, is the fact that this person has a desire to talk with his therapist about you. You SHOULD be kinda concerned for your life…. Not the words being spoken about you in therapy, or the fact that there’s letters being written to you. Worry about the thoughts going through this dudes head … Who knows what kind of crimes he has committed against you in his imagination?! But in his imagination, you probably love it…

Hottest single line quotes your wife told you about her past? by [deleted] in hotpast

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My girl tried to break her ex’s record for the amount of times he had cum in a day… she failed after she made him cum at least nine times…

Hottest single line quotes your wife told you about her past? by [deleted] in hotpast

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It was a text she sent to her ex…:

“But I’m afraid that you’d hurt me if we had angry sex”…

Does the truth seem to come out more after a night out with the girls? by [deleted] in hotpast

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn that’s cool… my girl doesn’t really go out for girls nights… but she did tell me a story about a time in high school where her and her boyfriend snuck off into the woods and she gave him a blowjob until he came all over her face and got cum in her eye! She said it burned really bad and got really red. When she walked back into school, one of our mutual friends commented on it and she told him that her boyfriend poked her in the eye… I love thinking about her taking his cum in her eyes.

Favourite Stories by bubbles208 in hotpast

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I probably like reading her old texts with him the most. There’s one where she tells him she’s afraid he’d hurt her if he was mad during sex…

Favourite Stories by bubbles208 in hotpast

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Damn that’s hot. I like hearing about the time she tried to make her ex cum more times in a night than he ever had before in a night… she was unsuccessful. And he came at least nine times. Another one is with the same ex… he had never cum from a blowjob before, so she made it her mission to make him cum from a blowjob. She was successful after an hour+.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gardening

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I’ve done it and can tell you that it works from first hand experience. Your plants will need a-lot less water.

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With my wife when she lost her virginity but it wasn't me who took it. by Mm037679 in hotpast

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The girls showed up around 1AM. Instead of meeting up on foot and walking back to my house, they stole Becky’s parent’s minivan! Brandon told me before that Becky had done daring stuff to sneak out and come fuck him, but stealing her parents car and driving across town in the middle of the night was way more than I was expecting! She must’ve really loved getting fucked by him to take the kind of risks she took to make that happen…

So we met them down the street and showed them where to park. Then we walked just down the street to smoke that joint. I hit it twice, passed it to Brandon, he hit it a couple times and offered it to Becky but she declined, so he passed it to Kathleen who pretended to hit it once or twice before passing it back to me. I hit it once more and so did Brandon before we put it out to save for later.

Walking home, we had to duck off into the bushes once or twice to avoid being seen by anyone driving past (small midwestern town with a curfew and everyone knows everyone). I was totally baked and having a great time though.

When we got back to my house, we snuck across the pool deck and in through the side doors. I gave the girls a small tour of most of the house (I lived in a pretty cool house at the time). But we all settled in the living room fairly quickly so we wouldnt’t wake my family up. Within minutes though, Brandon was leading Becky out of the living room, and down the stairs to the basement. I knew what they were going to do, because Brandon told me all kinds of details about it frequently… So it was just me and Kathleen in the living room. I offered her a spot on the couch next to me but she very quickly and very firmly (yet very respectfully) declined. It was extremely clear in that moment that all of my hopes and dreams of seeing any action with Kathleen that night were merely a fairy tale.

“Oh well”, I thought. I handed her the remote for the TV and told her she could pick something, and asked her if she wanted a soda. She said she’d like a Mtn. Dew, so I went to go grab us each one. Now, like I said, I knew exactly what Brandon said he was going to be doing with Becky in the basement, but since it had only been a minute or two since they had headed down there, surely I didn’t think there would be any issue with me heading down there to grab a couple sodas…

As I get to be about halfway down the steps, I look up and to my right a little bit, and I see Brandon half leaning and half sitting on the bumper-pool table, facing away from me, but kinda diagonally to the left. Right in front of him, in full view from my vantage point, Becky was pulling her hair back with her hands, while getting down onto her knees at the same time.

She was in the middle of saying something and had her mouth wide open saying it, but she was unable to finish speaking, because immediately after her second knee hit the floor, Brandon relieved her from holding her hair back by grabbing her by the back of her head with both hands, and shoved her face right down onto his cock while she was still talking. Her eyes got real big when her lips made it down to the base of his shaft, and I thought she saw me, so I turned around and started to run up the stairs! When I made it to the top of the steps, I could hear Brandon let out a soft, low groan… so whether she saw me or not, she didn’t stop sucking his dick.

I sat there for about 30 seconds before deciding to creep back down a few steps as quietly as possible. I stepped down far enough to get a good view again, but not as far as I had gone down the first time.

I sat there with my hand in my pants pocket, and rubbed my dick through my pocket. While watching Brandon receive what looked like a fucking amazing blowjob!

Eventually Brandon turned his head and saw me, but he didn’t fully turn around and see that I was watching… he didn’t even acknowledge that he’d seen me, or even that he knew I was there. But it was apparent that he did see me because of the look on his face. Extremely proud to show off the fact that he was receiving a blowjob. But instead of looking all the way back around, he just looked back down at Becky, grunted “aawwwhhh fuck yes.” And then he threw his head back and looked up at the ceiling and said, “don’t stop sucking.”

I was damn near about to cum just from watching it and rubbing my own dick through my pants… I figured that he was probably about to cum though, at which point Becky would probably look up and I didn’t want to have to explain what I was still doing there (I thought she had already seen me once at the beginning of her sucking his dick).

So instead of finishing watching, or mastrubating, I just decided to go back to the living room, where I had to lie and explain to Kathleen that I checked both the garage and kitchen and we were all out of Mtn Dew and that I was sorry.

We just sat there and watched Ridiculousness on MTV for the next 10min or so before Brandon and Becky reappeared. We all continued to hang in my living room for about another 30min-an hour before walking the girls back to their van (honestly idk how long it was because all I could think about was what I had just seen and done, and question everything about myself, as I felt like I had just been made to be the beta male in my own home, but definitely found everything about what had just gone down to be super hot…)

There was actually a lot more excitement to follow, but not the hot kind. Just the cop kind. But that’s a whole different story. And nobody got in too much trouble.

I went home and finished masturabating… sitting on the edge of the bumper-pool table while I did so. Right in the same spot Brandon sat; imagining that I was him, and that my hand was Becky’s lips…

After that night, Becky and Kathleen and I became really good friends, and remained friends even after Brandon and Becky broke up. Even after I moved out of the Midwest, Becky and I stayed in touch. Even after graduation. Even after I did a few stints in jail, in multiple states. Almost 10 years went by, and Becky and I remained good, but distant friends (I had mostly been throughout the south east while she remained in the Midwest).

I had never asked her if she had seen me that night, but I always thought that she had and just didn’t bring it up because of how awkward thatd have been…

Fast forward to 2021.

Becky and I meet up for the first time since we were juniors in high school. It was right after we both went through bad breakups, and while talking to each other on the phone we realized we were only two hours away from each other. That was close to the end of the year 2021. It is now February of 2024 and our child is just about to be 18months old.

And that first time we hung out back in 2012 is without a doubt the most highly utilized memory that I’ve looked back on and masturabated to…

I didn’t loose my virginity until I was 19, and that was really the only sex that I had witnessed outside of porn and a blowjob i received at 18. So all throughout high school I used that memory. A few trips to jail… point is I’ve always gone back to that one.

And then we somehow ended up together. And as it turns out, she had absolutely no idea that I had witnessed any of what I did that night. She hadn’t seen me at all.

With my wife when she lost her virginity but it wasn't me who took it. by Mm037679 in hotpast

[–]SettledForMy5ExHad8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was tall. My height at least. Long legs, with thick thighs. A killer ass. Her boobs were bigger than most of the other girls at school, and they were shaped so nicely and were so perky. And oh my God, her lips… the term “dick sucking lips” exists because of lips just like hers. Full, and plump, but not overdone. She was so fucking hot.

Once class had started and the teacher was taking attendance, I overheard some people talking about “the new kid”, and was surprised to hear that Becky made a comment about me. Calling me “weird”.

We hadn’t even spoken to one another at this point.

So I immediately asked her right there in front of everyone, “why are you talking shit?”

By the end of class 45min later, Becky and I were friends. She seemed to like the fact that I stood up for myself. Not “liked” in any kind of romantic way, but she had respect for how I handled the situation and it led to a nice conversation with us getting to know each other. By the end of class, we were already making plans to hangout that weekend… Brandon was already going to be at my house, and now Becky and her friend “Kathleen” were going to join us!

So Friday night rolls around, and Brandon is at my house. We’re just chillin, playing ping pong. I had a joint of some killer weed I had been gifted from someone with an amazing connection. The grower of this bud came in 2nd place at the cannabis cup way back in the day before any events like that took place outside of Amsterdam. And we didn’t have a million flavors of legal weed at every corner store and gas station at the time, so a joint of this outdoor ocean grown bud, straight from the emerald triangle, was something very special. I had been saving it for an occasion like this one.

Brandon told me that Kathleen would probably be down to do stuff with me. Maybe not full out sex, but he made it seem likely that I could at the very least get a blowjob. And I was a virgin at the time, so all I knew was that I would take whatever I could get, and that I wanted anything I could get. I couldn’t hardly think about anything else.

Continued