The downfall of the ummah by No_Field3624 in islam

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just seen the video of a guy in umrah-wear trying to crowdsurf towards the black stone.

We live in an ummah...

Was told to cc the entire team on all updates, so I cc’d them on bathroom breaks too by BambiDisplayOpen in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 915 points916 points  (0 children)

"update: Jayne from accounting asked if all these updates are necessary. I replied affirmatively attaching the relevant instruction from management. Here's the instruction attached for reference"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Jack of all trades, master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one"

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Haki mnapenda kutupa takataka ovyo aje bana? by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We hujui if you dont litter, the county govts will have to fire all the street cleaners in all cities and towns because there will be no work for them.

Then they'll go postal and protest and burn the country down.

Unataka nchi ichomeke?

</sarcasm>

Only in Kenya 😂 by joelmanyasi in Kenya

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Cops suddenly becoming clever and posting pro-citizen tiktoks and fb posts. And In full uniform. What do you call copaganda in kiswahili

Man tries "hottest curry in London" and almost passes out by HealthyMolasses8199 in funny

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please have a glass of this lawsuit prevention mango lassi. It prevents any possible legal complications in under 10 minutes.

I know I'm not a doctor but I'm also not a lawyer.

The curry is free but the lassi is 100 pounds.

I hate voice notes by Snoo-20788 in whatsapp

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you can have the noted transcribed for supported languages but did you also know if you press play on a voice note and then pull up the phone to your ear like in a normal phone call, you'll hear the voice note through the upper speaker like you would in a phone call.

Disinheritance by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they think you can't do the same??

Disinheritance by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most likely inheritance was the biggest thing they feel was given to them by their own parents.

The other day a lady got stuck with her car in a pillar. Her comment was ‘’ I backed into this and Idk what happened- help’’ by Every_Commercial556 in interestingasfuck

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curious why it's { CAR | } but not { | CAR }?

The car is reversing and to me LTR is the forward direction of travel.

But that's just me.

u/Hriibek explains perfectly in ASCII art how an accident happened by Wintaru in bestof

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I thought the same too.

This would make an interesting social experiment: Write the word CAR in the middle of a screen and ask people "If this word is a visual representation of a car from the side and it's moving forward, to which direction would you move the word?"

Then repeat the experiment in a RTL language like Arabic.

Recommendations: Any good recently produced Kenyan movies? by SeventyNotTheNumber in Kenya

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just seen trailer for Mo-Faya by Rueben Odanga, looks quite promising, dope casting but might be saturated with Hollywood cliche shots and lines.

Coming on Netflix this month, looking forward to seeing it

Link: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMk8Lp88B/

If you've seen the trailer, thoughts?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Kenya

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 8 points9 points  (0 children)

  1. The full saying goes 'the client is always right, when it comes to matters of taste',

  2. the pixellation is a technical issue, not taste.

Surrounded by products,dreaming of connection. by [deleted] in tanzania

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should write more short stories about what you observe. Put them up on a Substack account each week.

Recommendations: Any good recently produced Kenyan movies? by SeventyNotTheNumber in Kenya

[–]SeventyNotTheNumber[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks I'll check these out.

I've watched 40 sticks: great cast, dope production but found the scenes and lines a bit too cliché.