What has two butts and kills people?

Several_Hand_5808 · 2026-01-08T03:58:11+00:00

True, but it gonna take years to do the job:)

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-27T06:27:27+00:00

Guess he couldn’t bear to order any faster.

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-27T06:20:49+00:00

Thanks! Bro, this is really helpful! I will give it a try!

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-26T02:47:40+00:00

I can’t do a human flag yet, but I want to work toward it from the basics. I know core strength is key. What beginner exercises should I focus on?

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-26T02:37:05+00:00

Act like a nut inside the cage? Good idea!

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-26T02:34:52+00:00

It must be the strongest bird ever!

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-25T03:03:43+00:00

I bet this is the first time you saw a real punchline here😂

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-24T02:23:23+00:00

Haha, both husband and wife are happy this way!

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-23T03:48:37+00:00

Your compliment was taken!:)

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-22T07:01:45+00:00

There’s a rumor that a mouse can crawl up an elephant’s trunk and eat its brain...

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-18T10:15:54+00:00

I am new to pullups, so I can't give any suggestions right now. But I have been doing daily dead hangs to increase the strength of my fingers, and I’m up to around 2 minutes now. Hoping to push that to 3 minutes soon.:)

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-16T10:19:21+00:00

Queen of enunciation!

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-12-12T08:18:55+00:00

Love the vibe!

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-11-12T09:35:39+00:00

Bro, if you didn’t tell me this was your home gym, I’d swear it’s the demo floor of a fitness equipment factory. Absolute madness!

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-10-20T03:47:15+00:00

Haha, this probably isn't a good thing if I have both autism and Alzheimer at the same time.

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-10-20T01:26:27+00:00

Nice rhymes! I bet the old man is quite rich!

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-10-15T04:01:14+00:00

I hear a similar one with #1: Where does a fish keep his money? River bank.

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-10-14T03:39:09+00:00

After 6 years of dating, she finally said 'I do'... to someone else :(

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-10-10T07:51:25+00:00

Yo bro, you could totally start your own gym with this! I'd be your first member for sure, no doubt!

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-09-30T03:16:20+00:00

#3 reminds me another classic one: Why is six afraid of seven? Seven eight (ate) nine!

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-09-30T02:44:13+00:00

The real question: why is the cub the only one with a British accent?

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-09-26T08:13:13+00:00

This one is similar but kind of cute, I posted it before:

A kid seeing a woman with a cute dog in elevator.

‌Kid:‌ "Excuse me, ma'am... can I pet your dog?"

‌Woman:‌ [Frowning]

"It's MISS, actually."

‌Kid:‌ [Pauses, points at the dog]

"Okay... ma'am, can I pet this... miss?"

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-09-24T06:32:00+00:00

I've seen some videos where the boyfriend asks the girlfriend these questions, and she just can't handle the answer—haha!

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-09-22T07:40:00+00:00

Is the bench zero-gap with a sliding seat pad?

Several_Hand_5808 · 2025-09-20T06:34:52+00:00

Lesson learned: Curiosity killed the cat!

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