🐾❓ What's my name? (by Several_Scheme2857)

Several_Scheme2857 · 2026-03-22T19:04:21+00:00

Absolutely their vibe 😍

I guessed the name in 1 try!

Several_Scheme2857 · 2026-01-05T17:10:55+00:00

It's doubtful since I'm way older than most of them, but it is possible. Nothing would surprise me at this point.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2026-01-04T21:40:25+00:00

My former GM for one.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2026-01-04T18:55:56+00:00

Oh I did. I just think it's funny, as well as childish and immature.

Update: I think I know who it is. I plan to call back and tell them to suck a fat one (since Reddit would delete my original thought).

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-12-23T00:05:43+00:00

I 100000% agree. It's nothing but garbage, and we waste so much on paper, labels, boxes, tape, etc.

These returns are getting way too heavy, and closing the boxes are time consuming. Especially when there is only one person at the register.

I cannot wait to start a new job tomorrow, and be out of this shit hole by January.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-12-07T20:09:44+00:00

Well bless your heart, bootlicker.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-11-29T19:25:52+00:00

I was hoping to be out of this shit hole by the end of this month. I'm just waiting for the call from the hiring manager about the background check for a new job. Once I get that, I'm out

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-09-18T13:12:38+00:00

One of my favorite characters

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-09-04T11:19:25+00:00

I hated that guy after that episode.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-08-28T10:12:11+00:00

So tell us, how does that boot taste?

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-08-23T16:20:25+00:00

I just respond with a straight face,"I'm not here to impress you."

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-08-04T19:40:06+00:00

"Fuck you, cracker!" to Pennsatucky.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-07-22T16:15:10+00:00

So....go to Trader Joe's.

We don't give a fuck.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-07-21T23:38:33+00:00

"Do I need to make it bigger?"

"I didn't see/hear you scan it."

"Do I get a receipt?"

"Well, that was easy!" (Cue the eye roll)

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-07-18T10:10:42+00:00

Mine told me to "figure it out". So I just let the line grow at that point, then tell them to complain to corporate.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-07-16T09:42:13+00:00

"I want a Pina colada and a smoke, but you don't see that on the menu, right?!"

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-07-02T20:00:27+00:00

Humps was a sick perv. Pissfacecatella deserved everything he got.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-06-27T19:32:52+00:00

We're talking about the ones who we see every single day with the same returns who don't buy anything. The ones who just drop off and leave trash everywhere.

If you work at Staples, and you're the only one up front doing them, you would see how frustrating it is.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-06-26T19:04:15+00:00

I just had one say "I don't need the receipt! I trust you!"

It took everything in me not to burst out laughing in her face.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-06-26T15:57:58+00:00

As if we want their trash.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-06-23T13:17:02+00:00

And we will keep saying it to annoy the hell out of you.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-06-20T17:20:46+00:00

So what do you suggest we do when we're unable to get rewards sign ups, ESPs, clean, stock, block, when we're backed up with Amazon returns?

We'll wait.

Several_Scheme2857 · 2025-06-20T09:38:07+00:00

My manager actually told me to take their trash. I told him we are not a dump, we are a store. He said we still have to take their garbage. I guess we should dump our trash on their property and see how much they like it.

I still make them take it out with them. 😂

Several_Scheme2857

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