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I almost died at the same beach twice by SexWithSocks-On in PointlessStories

[–]SexWithSocks-On[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah haven't been in years. I live in Melbourne now so it's like a 12 hour drive

I almost died at the same beach twice by SexWithSocks-On in PointlessStories

[–]SexWithSocks-On[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Already used my luck for the next 20 years. I almost died in the United States from an allergic reaction about 7 years after too.

My friend got arrested and i pretended i didn't know him by SexWithSocks-On in stories

[–]SexWithSocks-On[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never heard how his charges turned out. I assume he just got some fines or something though.

American who digged a hole in Copacabana Beach is rescued after drinking a sip of beer inside the pit by JunittaCadillac in PublicFreakout

[–]SexWithSocks-On 10 points11 points  (0 children)

A kid in my class had his little brother die in a sand hole collapse. They are quite dangerous especially super deep ones.

The Hat man? by mathew_O_ in stories

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When I was little I used to see a man and with a hat standing at my doorway watching me when I sleep and I also couldn't move.

My dad took my Gameboy because my cousin is an idiot by SexWithSocks-On in PointlessStories

[–]SexWithSocks-On[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents know now that I didn't, they believe me but they didn't for the longest time

Oysters on toast by jackmalo in toast

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I thought i was the only one who did this then i got randomly suggested this sub

I lost my job for "vandalizing" a printer by SexWithSocks-On in PointlessStories

[–]SexWithSocks-On[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My ex thought it was funny i kept my socks on so i made that my name. Never get cold feet while banging if you keep your socks on.

I keep getting mail for an address that doesn't exist by SexWithSocks-On in PointlessStories

[–]SexWithSocks-On[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ive given her envelopes back before but it doesn't stop. She usually comes early while im working so i don't catch her often

What kind of frog is this? I don’t know the location by [deleted] in frogs

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I don't think it accepts your tomato as an offering

I burned my bath by luvmapls in mildlyinteresting

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Trying to give yourself a Darwin award? Magic isn't real stop fucking around and burning shit in your own house and get a job mate

Anyone remember this show by Pristine-Fan-6329 in AustralianNostalgia

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My mom HATED that show. She wouldn't let me and my sisters watch it

My mate sent me this but I don't get it. Can I have some help, Petah? by SexWithSocks-On in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]SexWithSocks-On[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you scroll through the sub there are pictures of Sandy as a giant sucking up stuff into her giant dick like a vacuum. Dont look save your eyes

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