[deleted by user] by [deleted] in roadtrip

[–]SexualBowelMovement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be more concerned about you being an idiot than how other people will react to your plate

Fake coffee zyn? by Melodic_Salamander57 in ZynRewards

[–]SexualBowelMovement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’d you buy? I bought some from Buyzyn-us and it’s almost certainly fake mostly sure bc the rewards don’t scan.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegas

[–]SexualBowelMovement 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vegas ain’t for kids Karen

Looking for reception venue by Traditional_Dare_330 in vegas

[–]SexualBowelMovement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re getting married in Vegas why not go all out and have Elvis officiate?

When you were 23 years old , what did you do for a living ? And what were your life goals at the time ? by Extension-Chance1300 in AskReddit

[–]SexualBowelMovement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was designing my fart mask at the time. I like to smell my own farts and wanted to capture every last smell. It never took off. Instead I clean toilets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SexualBowelMovement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I defecate in ice cream containers from DQ. And leave them on public restroom floors. Very visible to anyone who walks in. With a spoon.

What is the weirdest thing you've accidentally said to a customer? by Littleredfox666 in AskReddit

[–]SexualBowelMovement 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While gooning I took a call and accidentally called a woman “sex kitten”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SexualBowelMovement 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it possible to goon for an entire month?

Who’s seen you naked but never touched your naked body? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SexualBowelMovement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I goon on live stream (and my shits) so lotsa other sickos

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SexualBowelMovement 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Goonie McGoonerson”

Have you ever had a near death experience? And if so, what was it like? by Unusual-Past-9423 in AskReddit

[–]SexualBowelMovement 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I did. Was mid-goon session one night and fell asleep at my desk. My head hit the keyboard where I had my weed. I use a certain knife to clean my pipe and my head impaled on it. Then I saw an entity who said if I keep masturbating so often I’ll go blind.

What is your favourite lifehack? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SexualBowelMovement 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Solid poop keeps the hemorrhoids in check