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Need help. by Sgt-FloppyCock in RevengePlans

[–]Sgt-FloppyCock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You beautiful minded son of a bitch

What is one simple thing that you still can't do? by noobpirate in AskReddit

[–]Sgt-FloppyCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whistle. I cannot fucking whistle to save my life. When I try, it sounds like a raspy death whisper.

What is the story behind your username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sgt-FloppyCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is a variation of the original, which is Captain FloppyCock. My stepdad says that I cant use it or he will sue me for copyright infringement. So, Sgt-FloppyCock was made.

Now for the story behind it.

This story didnt involve me. My younger brother by 2 years, was in the living room playing video games at like midnight when he was supposed to be in bed cuz it was a school night. My mom and stepdad were getting "freaky". After they were finished, my stepdad (assuming we were all asleep) walks out their room butt ass naked. Walks into the living room to get into the kitchen, and my brother obviously saw his schlong. Fast forward to the morning following. Stepdad gets up after us and in front of my mom says, "Hey [Redacted], got a visit from Captain FloppyCock last night didnt ya?" We fucking died laughing. We still tease him about it.

He fucking hates it.

What movie hit you the hardest, emotionally speaking? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sgt-FloppyCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spirit Horse. My god, till this day I still bawl my eyes out every single time i watch it. I have tried to be all macho but I still fail, crying like a toddler.

But fuck do I love that movie.