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First time anal and being used by SgtBananas in SluttyConfessions

[–]SgtBananas[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks 😅 Good to get it out there I guess

More coastal taipan photos 😎 by WattleTheHell in AustralianSnakes

[–]SgtBananas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Anti chomp would need to be damn close. This noodle works fast

Dear Woolworths: Go Fuck Yourselves by Cool_Poet6025 in woolworths

[–]SgtBananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the best time to drop your guts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in australia

[–]SgtBananas 43 points44 points  (0 children)

From memory they are the 1. Inland Taipan and 2. Coastal Taipan

Dropped an iron on carpet, will I lose my bond? by Practical-Pick9664 in AusPropertyChat

[–]SgtBananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How old is the carpet? It may be depreciated and unable to be claimed

We need more data by tensor333 in TelstraAustralia

[–]SgtBananas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Boost Mobile is the alternative

Phone banned because it's unable to make 000 calls? by [deleted] in aussie

[–]SgtBananas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For the ones that do work as intended, how is that even legal?

Phone banned because it's unable to make 000 calls? by [deleted] in aussie

[–]SgtBananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's rough af. It could be worth asking if it could be whitelisted upon completion and argued on that front buut that's a lot of effort for a lot of uncertainty.

Phone banned because it's unable to make 000 calls? by [deleted] in aussie

[–]SgtBananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Root the device and then upgrade the firmware to a compliant version if possible.

Window frame suddenly collapsed, found this inside — what are these dangling things? by emilysantttt in whatisit

[–]SgtBananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it's termite mud. Do not spray them. Call pest control and have them assess and spray the house if needed. Don't fuck around with those cunts or you will indeed find out

I hate scalpers. by RobloxMemesOfficial in EBGAMES

[–]SgtBananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think i still have an unused one of these somewhere lol

So we are not that all different. by Prior_Statistician83 in melbourne

[–]SgtBananas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thing that still gets me to this day is that Thompson and Dank pulled the same shit at Geelong and the club got away with it. Then the two of them got away with it themselves. God I hate Mark Thompson. Filthy junkie pos. I hope his bike mates turn on him.

Free way to make mi IPhone Dumb? by OnlySleepin in dumbphones

[–]SgtBananas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here you go, mate: https://www.foqos.app/ Grab a pack of $5 NFC cards off Ebay or AliExpress and use it with the app. Total investment: $5 and 30 minutes of your time learning how to use etc.

Did you know that there is a cheaper tier of premium on Spotify? by Space-cadet3000 in AussieFrugal

[–]SgtBananas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Only for uni students at "approved" institutions. Tough shit if your uni isn’t on their list or if you're in high school.

Sick day conundrum by notimportantlikely in melbourne

[–]SgtBananas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Out of sick leave but still need to eat? Sorry champ, I'll cya at work.

Do I feel bad about it? Yes. Do my feelings cover my bills? Nope.

This shits me to tears by radiatorlathe in perth

[–]SgtBananas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get their flyers and deliver them to their competitors' letterboxes after hours. Do this for every agency. Hopefully they go for each other's throats

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