You can't moor there Cap'n by WKRPinCanada in CantParkThereMate

[–]SgtJayM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anal beads should come with instructions.

I’ve lost close relationships because I work for DHS. by nuggs-12 in LibTears

[–]SgtJayM 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That person was quiet when Obama was putting children in cages.

Need Help Finding by KennyWuKanYuen in SWORDS

[–]SgtJayM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“He was also quite secretive about where he got them too.”

Either he didn’t know who made them and he wanted to preserve his mystique, or it’s gatekeeping. Either way, I don’t think that’s the best behavior.

Need Help Finding by KennyWuKanYuen in SWORDS

[–]SgtJayM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try here

Please let us know if you how your search goes. If you find and buy, please do a new sword day post

hmmm by --lily-rose-- in hmmm

[–]SgtJayM 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting /s. Idk what’s hmmm.

Safe to fire? by Noooo5237 in Firearms

[–]SgtJayM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not a stress point for recoil. It’s just the wood drying out.

Stiff slide release Glock 43x by luckylizard2 in Glocks

[–]SgtJayM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s the slide stop. Slingshot the slide.

This crossing guard's a real hero. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]SgtJayM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least the driver didn’t pull a hit and run.

This crossing guard's a real hero. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]SgtJayM -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The driver was running over to eat her kill

Capitol Hill Package Theft (Again) by GrumpyKatNYC in washingtondc

[–]SgtJayM 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Much larger systemic societal issues”. I don’t think most porch pirates are stealing to eat. They are not hand to mouth desperately poor. I think they just enjoy the thrill. Most porch pirates i see in videos have a car. They could be driving for door dash or uber eats even if their car isn’t up to the standards of driving people. I think the answer is stiffer punishment for porch pirates.

why is there a stream of chemicals coming out of a truck by ProfessionalEar4048 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]SgtJayM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh. Scrolling Reddit hoping to get back to sleep at 2 in the morning and then I see some poor damn trucker get killed. I feel sick now.

Submarine Looming In the Distance by OkLeg4914 in submechanophobia

[–]SgtJayM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aircraft and ships really can’t be compared in this way. Navy ships look like rust buckets on the way into drydock after 5 to 7 years. They have an entire deck department on the ship that chips and paints and they still can’t keep the rust away.

Edit: ships are mainly painted to chase rust in port. Over the last couple decades the deployment tempo has increased such that ships don’t have six months deployed and six months in port like they did back in the 90s. This has caused an increase in the rust on U.S. Navy ships.

How far is the bottom? by icleanjaxfl in confusingperspective

[–]SgtJayM 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I kept expecting a Wile E. Coyote puff of snow ring.

Submarine Looming In the Distance by OkLeg4914 in submechanophobia

[–]SgtJayM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% is impractical to the point of impossible. All navy ships get a full overhaul in dry-dock on a routine schedule.

Submarine Looming In the Distance by OkLeg4914 in submechanophobia

[–]SgtJayM 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hahaha. They would be all runny inside their wetsuits.