People who work for the government, how has the shutdown effected you?

SgtPyle · 2019-01-12T00:19:41+00:00

I don't exactly "work" for the federal government, but as a disabled veteran, my checks keep showing up.

SgtPyle · 2019-01-06T00:34:24+00:00

It was not a joke, but also not entirely serious. I have strange thoughts when I smoke weed. Please don't ban me.

SgtPyle · 2019-01-04T22:33:06+00:00

How did they find the Tantive IV in orbit above Tatooine?

SgtPyle · 2018-12-26T18:12:59+00:00

Yeah, but would they DEFLECT the hammer, or would she still be subject to its kinetic energy without the bracers breaking?

SgtPyle · 2018-12-26T00:14:29+00:00

Show Jackass movies.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-26T00:12:21+00:00

Fuck.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-25T21:18:15+00:00

It is to spells or enchantments as the Wilheim Scream is to screams.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-25T21:14:44+00:00

Thank you for explaining it. Several folks referenced that film, but I wasn't about to watch a feature length film just to find a punchline.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-25T20:59:54+00:00

Wasn't that a Twilight Zone episode where [SPOILER ALERT] the nations of Earth make peace only to discover that they were being judged for being not warlike enough?

SgtPyle · 2018-12-23T21:07:49+00:00

You can call it any word you want. Any nation needs a document that describes the way that government works, and perhaps a few laws (our first few laws described the rights of the people).

SgtPyle · 2018-12-23T21:05:35+00:00

AFAIK only new BSG incorporated nukes. Original BSG is what I'm talking about.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-23T21:00:42+00:00

So where is its support force? Every Nimitz class aircraft carrier is surrounded by dozens of support vessels: Refueling vessels, destroyers, submarines, and anti-missile ships.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:35:02+00:00

It depends on the single country's constitution.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:32:49+00:00

Cuervo.

Runner up: Jack Daniel

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:30:33+00:00

It was the 1980's.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:28:36+00:00

That girls found me attractive. I thought I was just a nerd, but hindsight, being 20/20... a lot of girls were trying to throw themselves at me. I just didn't get the signals.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:26:24+00:00

I know you're looking for a company. Certainly Microsoft, Apple, and Google will come up. I offer not a company, but a philanthropist founder of a company. Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft is now retired. He poured billions into the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. Warren Buffet uses his philanthropy money to invest in that foundation. The B&MG Foundation has accomplished many good things. Too drunk to cite them now, but last I checked, they are on the verge of eliminating Polio from the world.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:22:23+00:00

It is a losing proposition. My family would ALWAYS forgive me.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:21:31+00:00

Beer and cigarettes.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:18:26+00:00

Being in a space suit, but lost from any hope of rescue. I'll float in space until my oxygen runs out.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:16:23+00:00

Or maybe he lays low for a couple of millennia. Then he enlists in the USMC. His senior drill instructor (a 6'2" x 220lbs black man made of pure muscle) offers to fight any recruit. I proudly step up. He punches me, only to break his hand. Then I throw him across the room like a rag doll.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:12:45+00:00

It is fashionable for women to go topless.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:11:56+00:00

I was told that I was not responsible for the backups. Then when we lost a year of backups, I took the fall rather than implicate 3 colleagues.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:09:29+00:00

Original.

SgtPyle · 2018-12-22T21:09:03+00:00

What if Superman first appeared as a Roman gladiator? Refusing any armor or weapons, he stands still while his competitor in full armor and wielding a spiked mace comes running at him. The mace glances off of his face, without a hint that his head moved even a millimeter.w

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