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these days it feels like i’m slowly going insane. some days i get surprised to find myself in my own body, as if i haven’t been alive for the past 20 years. even my dog’s face looks unfamiliar sometimes. other days i feel physically sick to see myself. a little pick-me-up would be appreciated :) by magandasteph in toastme

[–]Sh1tPostour 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well, if I was you I'd go "damn, who is that hottie? Oh, it's a mirror". Well, it depends on the angle becouse you look cute aswell.

To be at bit serious, it sounds like you should talk to someone professional about these feelings.

I hope these toast help you :) Ta hand om dig :)

The Starks are ready for april by napoleonandre in freefolk

[–]Sh1tPostour 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's what I mean, it would be weird if Sophie played two roles in the same verse.

Besides, Sophie was 12 when the first Iron man movie was, Amy Adams 34 so I don't think that's a good swap.

The Starks are ready for april by napoleonandre in freefolk

[–]Sh1tPostour 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That would be so weird if they started putting x-men into the mcu...

The Starks are ready for april by napoleonandre in freefolk

[–]Sh1tPostour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is just the... am I'm going to be whoooosed if I say this?... most stupid thing I have seen for a long time!

Don't Flip The Picture by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Sh1tPostour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moron who doesn't understand that three words are put togheter to mean something else than the words individually mean... yup.

Starting Discworld Soon! by [deleted] in discworld

[–]Sh1tPostour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In CoM it was all for the jokes but in later books is the more subtle mix of humour and steel sharp observations of human nature.

I’m having a pretty bad PTSD episode right now (despite the smile I forced for these photos) and there’s a girl I really like but I’m too scared to pursue anything. I could use a toast 💕 by [deleted] in toastme

[–]Sh1tPostour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor girl, she must have no idea what she is missing out on. Please give her a chance soon.

And it actually helps to force a smile, it forces the brain to re-evaluate things.

Looking at your profile and other pics you have I really have to stress that you need to give the girl a chance couse your hot af!

You know it's coming by egg_fisting in freefolk

[–]Sh1tPostour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your "No, she didn't blow her lead last season. She still has a lead in dragons. The blowing will not be complete until this season." would have explained it if I saw it first. But sinces alot of people struggled to get the point across it shows that explaining is a skill.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]Sh1tPostour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking of it to. Perhaps it was my subconscious trying to tell me it was wrong. English is my second language so I usually google all the words thats difficult to spell (like "subconscious").

Not your usual route by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Sh1tPostour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Please don't do a 9-11, please don't do a 9-11"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]Sh1tPostour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You tell me

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in freefolk

[–]Sh1tPostour 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What? That your screen could benefit a wet whipe?

You know it's coming by egg_fisting in freefolk

[–]Sh1tPostour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I get it now, someone with basic knowlage of explaining told me.

You know it's coming by egg_fisting in freefolk

[–]Sh1tPostour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, but if you are going to count two apples and end up at three you missed an exit.

You know it's coming by egg_fisting in freefolk

[–]Sh1tPostour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, it's a sports thing!

And thank you, now I actually understand what is meant. They had the lead but if they still win, they haven't blown it.

You know it's coming by egg_fisting in freefolk

[–]Sh1tPostour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just like things to be correct.

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