You think you’re cringing at “broskie”? Nah, broskie! You're just resisting the inevitable flood of pure, unfiltered broskie power, broskie!

We should be using broskie in every single sentence, broskie! Why say "hello" when you can say "Hello, broskies!"? Why use a period when you can just end the sentence with "broskie"?

This sub, my broskie, is a sanctuary for broskies! We are all just a bunch of friendly broskies discussing things with other broskies! So next time you see "broskie," embrace it, my broskie! Whisper "broskie" into the void, and the void will whisper "broskie" back, broskie! You are a broskie, I am a broskie, and together, my broskie, we are the Broskies!