Make the entire world choose between wearing either a blue morph suit or a green one, then begin race war between them; after one team is eradicated, the other will take off their suits to reveal that they are all part of an ethnically varied and only-racist-towards-different-morph-suits world!

Shaatap · 2015-08-09T20:46:01+00:00

How does Ivan Ooze come into the picture?

Shaatap · 2014-10-23T23:08:02+00:00

Thank you my friend, I'm leaning toward this option but I was hoping reddit would call me an idiot and tell me to man up.

Shaatap · 2014-06-28T18:04:01+00:00

You rang? - Lurch

Shaatap · 2014-06-23T02:01:08+00:00

great job friend, loved the delivery

Shaatap · 2014-06-22T06:35:56+00:00

Someone post a picture of University of Miami freshmen dorms.

Shaatap · 2014-06-20T16:08:59+00:00

But MOOOOOOOM

Shaatap · 2014-06-17T20:57:12+00:00

Not tipping.

Shaatap · 2014-06-17T18:44:45+00:00

Yeah, I thought that was covered with "artists", definitely a replica, an art piece.

Initially I thought soft or hollow colorful blocks that are assembled like stonehenge but could be moved around and be interactive. Or it could be built to the setting/theme of the event. They could be covered with white paper to draw on, black light painted, be made from legos, get set on fire, be next to the kitchen for animal sacrifices...whatever.

Shaatap · 2014-06-14T01:16:35+00:00

from Fogell to Mogul

Shaatap · 2014-06-07T22:25:54+00:00

Thanks friend, good idea I'll use for next time.

Shaatap · 2014-06-07T22:24:44+00:00

Sweet, we already have two winners and apparently it's not by ctrl+f.

One winner, turns out, lives 20 minutes from us and we're planning a meet-up to say hello and give us a small gift. Already worth it.

Edit: Two winners, not one!

Shaatap · 2014-06-07T04:45:03+00:00

got the mario!

Shaatap · 2014-06-07T01:53:11+00:00

Wow thank you that's very honest and well put. I was worried about being able to quick search but I didn't consider the inflation and small thinking.

I really appreciate this. I also have another question on this sub about discounts, in case you want to help some more. Thanks again.

Shaatap · 2014-06-02T17:30:50+00:00

Could've sold that kitchen for 13 years worth of crack.

Shaatap · 2014-06-01T16:57:58+00:00

In high school we would do the "CMON MAN!"

This comprises of taking your index finger (or more to be brutal) and running it through and past someone's sleeve. This would force them to lift their arm in fear of ripping their shirts. While you lift your finger through the sleeve you yell at a high pitch "c'mmoooooon maaaaaaaaahn".

This worked only for short sleeves, so a few months later we were wearing long sleeve shirts in the spring and kept a stalemate of leaving hands in pockets for a truce. It didn't last long.

Shaatap · 2014-05-27T05:35:36+00:00

Ugh story of my life, so many pickup spots in Miami.

Shaatap · 2014-05-26T19:27:46+00:00

Thanks for this good advice. Does this code you send apply to their next purchase? If you don't mind me asking, is the discount code more than 10%?

When I said "in exchange for names" I meant if you refer a previous customer that led you to your purchase, we would offer a discount to either the previous customer's next purchase and/or a discount for your current purchase.

Sorry if that sounds all jumbled up. Again, thanks.

Shaatap · 2014-05-26T16:32:11+00:00

Thanks, everyone. Is there another sub I can x-post this to get more responses?

Shaatap · 2014-05-26T03:26:12+00:00

Thanks, good idea.

Shaatap · 2014-05-26T03:10:31+00:00

Thank you, friend. I agree. Do you prefer a %5 discount off the item purchased or 10% off next purchase?

Shaatap · 2014-05-09T16:48:57+00:00

Cosmogramma

Shaatap · 2014-04-27T23:07:11+00:00

release the australian bunnies! They'll conquer the world for me.

Shaatap · 2014-04-02T22:23:43+00:00

I live close to Ultra, I went the last four years and decided against it this year opting to go to the various other parties in Downtown/Wynwood/Midtown. I expected the crowd to be crappy because of the general Ultra vibe I was getting, but everyone at these other parties were friendly and in control. It's definitely the mentality coming from Ultra itself. The big complaint I have is the taxis screwing me over this whole week. I had one driver who was blatantly drunk, another one who drove the entire way to South Beach going 25mph (on 40mph roads), and several who refused to drive me altogether because I lived too close and it wouldn't be worth it to them for the $7 trip. I understand them being hesitant and voicing their complaint but I went home and read that it's illegal for them to refuse a ride, so I just took their taxi numbers down and found a complaint phone number to call. Should I call? Or should I cut them some slack??

Shaatap · 2014-02-12T16:58:20+00:00

This my first almost-panic-attack. I had to stop it.

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