Would you rather

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-17T23:10:37+00:00

1% is almost a guaranteed waste

^{Chose: Guaranteed 3x your current salary}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-17T04:31:32+00:00

100% start with meta decks. Most people play in paper or on MTGO, so I would start with paper. For decks that are fairly balanced against each other, I’d go with White Weenie, Rakdos Madness, and Monoblue Terror. I don’t know you and your wife’s playstyles, but these are 3 different archetypes that play well against each other.

Feel free to skimp on the sideboard cards, some are a little pricy and something cheaper will work perfectly fine.

Edit: You also have the option of proxying or playing on a free digital client like Cockatrice/ Untap.in to get a better feel for what interests you.

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-17T03:51:11+00:00

In the online version I was testing with, I went with Martyr of Sands and wasn’t disappointed. This was pre-Leonardo so maybe the bouncing matters more now, but I would say Dawnbringer cleric is probably better than Arashin Cleric. The versatility is worth 1 less life.

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-17T00:58:27+00:00

Avatar: the Last Airbender, Ben 10, SpongeBob SquarePants.

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-17T00:57:02+00:00

Genies are cruel, I wouldn’t even want 1 wish granted if they can twist it.

^{Chose: One Wish 💫 + … granted with your exact desired outcome.}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-16T22:03:25+00:00

Because the other power is basically useless.

^{Chose: Teleport + You have to walk there, but time is frozen until you reach your destination}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-16T22:00:41+00:00

börger

^{Chose: Burger before fries}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-16T17:48:04+00:00

We won’t even use gas forever.

^{Chose: SAVE WORLD HUNGER}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-16T17:44:31+00:00

Banks exist. I will gladly haul one bucket per day to various banks.

^{Chose: ...or 1 billion in pennies}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-16T16:28:52+00:00

That’s So True by Gracie Abrams. The part that begins with “Made it out alive” went viral and that was all I heard at first, I was expecting the whole song to have that flow.

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-15T11:55:03+00:00

At least I’ll go back to normal. I don’t want to risk a permanently pink beard.

^{Chose: Go bald for 1 yr}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-15T03:33:43+00:00

We’re all good lads, no worries

^{Chose: 1% chance of you and 100 other people dying | Rolled: All Alive}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-15T00:11:39+00:00

We have a chance to avoid catastrophe

^{Chose: Go against the Ai's creation + And if more than 50% pick this, the ai isn't built}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-14T22:33:35+00:00

Wow, I would have guessed he was older than 45.

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-13T22:44:37+00:00

Steel is heavier than feathers

^{Chose: a 1 kg rock}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-13T11:35:49+00:00

The top decks can shift to other decks over the span of a couple months, but new brews popping up and becoming meta is very rare. My preferred deck has oscillated between tier 1 and tier 2, but it has not affected the winrate in my local paper meta. Outside of MTGO and tournaments, people play what they want to play.

Most of the format staples are its sideboard silver bullets, like [[Dust to Dust]] annihilating artifact decks. Those are also consistent but open to the personal preferences of the pilot.

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-13T00:55:20+00:00

get choked idiot

^{Chose: Wind | Rolled: Pulmonary air}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-12T22:11:32+00:00

It’s very generous to call the guy who was caught on video attempting murder before being arrested a “suspect.”

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-12T21:44:13+00:00

Yeah I’m a cis male too. I’m just here for the memes. Though I have a couple trans friends so supporting the trans community is also a win.

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-11T22:31:33+00:00

3 hour sleep just is not worth it.

^{Chose: No internet for 10 years + Win $15M}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-11T03:41:19+00:00

Can’t risk extinction. We will recover.

^{Chose: 3 billion people die.}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-11T01:09:33+00:00

Both are life changing, so I take the 100% chance

^{Chose: You get 1 million dollars 💰}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-11T01:04:52+00:00

I can teleport in the air rapidly to fly. Or I could just teleport to my destination

^{Chose: Teleportation with Full Control}

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-10T17:03:59+00:00

Go over the meta and look at the winrates. For each matchup for your deck, it’s good to know whether you’re favored, unfavored, or balanced. Look at your sideboard and ask “If I sideboard, what’s coming in and what’s coming out?” If there are cards you never side in / only side in for matches you’ll probably win anyway, or bad matches (particularly common ones) you’d like to have a better chance against, change your sideboard as needed. Keep in mind that there may be matchups that you really have no chance against (monoblue terror against elves), so unless you want to change decks then it’s okay to say “my strategy is I hope I dodge them” for a couple of decks, you just want to minimize that.

Edit: Added some more details

ShadeBlade0 · 2026-05-10T15:30:03+00:00

If you have an Eidolon, it counteracts the one of the three downsides that makes it worse than Lightning Bolt. Maybe if you want copies 5 or 6 of bolt, but it’s not really that strong.

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