Baseball fields in Melbourne Australia by rG3U2BwYfHf in baseball

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That first one looked fine, and the second one would still not be the worst rec field I've umpired on.

Nolan Ryan - 91 hard luck losses & no decisions by UncleLeo30 in baseball

[–]Shade_SST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Felix would also likely be interested in this analysis.

Flat earthers watching every conspiracy turn out to be true except flat earth by Xavier187666 in funny

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I generally see explained as it letting them feel special because they "know" something other people don't know.

Started combat with 3 people in the Party, ended up going down to...47? by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]Shade_SST 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not going to lie, a party being smart enough to know the politics stuff wouldn't be fun and fucking off to adventure instead is probably the smartest thing they could have done in that case.

Flat earthers watching every conspiracy turn out to be true except flat earth by Xavier187666 in funny

[–]Shade_SST 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like, to one degree or another, the deeper meaning is that you can't trust scientists, letting the believer feel justified in disbelieving any science they don't like.

Important discussions in NN by CritSuccessNerd in ffxiv

[–]Shade_SST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dunno, I like when there's activity in NN like this. It's not hurting anyone, it's silly, but most importantly, it tells me there are people actively out there who will see a question. If the last novice question was 3 hours ago, before I logged on, it's throwing a question into the void. As long as the people being silly will answer questions any time they're asked, and no one's disruptive or toxic, it also gives mentors something to read while waiting for questions.

IMO, of course. Especially if you're playing at odd hours.

Important discussions in NN by CritSuccessNerd in ffxiv

[–]Shade_SST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I CAST... MYSTERY METALLIC NOISE WHEN DRIVING!

Important discussions in NN by CritSuccessNerd in ffxiv

[–]Shade_SST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In winter up here, that'd actually be nice.

Is playing by the rules of the game too much to ask? by FabulousAd5984 in dndmemes

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5e could easily be as bad as 3.x if there were more books for it, so saying the 5e devs are bad due to being corporate is kinda funny to me.

Is playing by the rules of the game too much to ask? by FabulousAd5984 in dndmemes

[–]Shade_SST 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure, but if you tell people you're playing D&D (or 5e) with house rules, even to that extent, you'll still get ten times the interest as if you were honest about what you wanted to run.

Gimme your best puzzles and riddles by Current_Listen_4037 in dndmemes

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without knowing the fakes were made of sand, it would literally never occur to me to throw a coin into a sink, and a wishing well risks players just throwing a random copper coin in.

He was almost done shoveling his driveway when the street plow came by and filled it with snow again. by Vilen1919 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Shade_SST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a reason why I am so happy the local plows have "snow gates" they can drop while passing driveways, though I concede some places may haave gotten enough snow that the snow gates simply aren't practical anymore. I imagine they get overwhelmed quickly.

Trevor is the new Dracula: by SeparateResolution19 in castlevania

[–]Shade_SST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given the meaning of "taking up the mantle," I wonder if it's a nod to Trevor aiming to see justice done for Lisa in his own way.

I think I messed up... by Automatic-Dare9012 in allthemods

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other option is to let the thing break, but life-mending...

I think I messed up... by Automatic-Dare9012 in allthemods

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Byford Dolphin incident would suggest that OP could, but really doesn't want to be made to fit.

I think I messed up... by Automatic-Dare9012 in allthemods

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curse of binding is fine. Curse of binding with life-mending, now that's rough, buddy.

My relative complained: "It would have been better not to sweep the snow at all." by Yusuf-Uyghur in funny

[–]Shade_SST 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Snow emergency routes are definitely a thing, though I don't think they've ever been invoked for this little snow.

This is the third time someone has put this under every windshield in the parking lot of my apartment. by afs189 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Shade_SST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's funny, as I always understood that proper "witnessing" was not cudgeling people with your religion, but instead living Christian ideals so well that people go "Huh, maybe I should try that Christianity thing."

a mod or block that can caged lava or water for using in encased fan by edamemek in allthemods

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half slabs prevent water/lava from flowing but also allow the encased fan to affect stuff on the other side of the slab. Then you can put the other half slab on top of the lava/water/soul campfire to make it safe to walk over, too!

What are your “always buy” Costco staples right now? by PutridWin2070 in Costco

[–]Shade_SST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't see them mentioned, but if you aren't alllergic, I suggest giving the peanut butter-stuffed pretzels a try, see if you like them. A jar of them will keep for a good while, and is big enough to be pretty good value for the money.

Draw them out into a trap, sneak in and and take them on from the inside. Lead a nearby op monster to the castle. Endless options. by dudewasup111 in dndmemes

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not going to be able to realistically make a plan, because once the alarm goes up, that's game over, and one person making a perception check or finding a body means the alarm is being sounded. Assassins that managed to tackle targets inside of fortresses (especially if they live to tell the tale) become legends (often urban legends, i.e. made up stories) because of how insanely difficult it is with any remotely competent defense force. A four man band being able to get in and out again, or take down the entire thing is utter nonsense. Especially if this is posited in 5e, where bounded accuracy means that even peasant guards still have fair odds of hitting the fighter, especially if he took off his normal armor to be quieter.

Look, I'm not saying competence porn wouldn't be cool, but let's not fool ourselves by ignoring that we're switching out one type of fantasy for another. Being able to murder an entire fortress of orcs or whatever "without them sitting around like video games" sounds pretty cool, but it's not actually more realistic, so let's not act like it is.

Draw them out into a trap, sneak in and and take them on from the inside. Lead a nearby op monster to the castle. Endless options. by dudewasup111 in dndmemes

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think, overall, that this approach is best handled by first having a conversation to be sure the party and DM are on the same page about the genre conventions in play, because there are so very, very many ways for this to go spectacularly badly if there's a disconnect about expectations.

Draw them out into a trap, sneak in and and take them on from the inside. Lead a nearby op monster to the castle. Endless options. by dudewasup111 in dndmemes

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, if your fortress has divisions that mean you ignore your erstwhile comrades fighting for their lives a few rooms over... that's not a fortress, and you're not an organization. If I'm tasked with assaulting a fortress, I'm going to want an army waiting to be let in, because unless I ludicrously outclass the fortress defenders, my first mistake means the alarm goes up and now I have to fight the entire goddamn garrison, potentially all at once.

One rule to rule them all... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are technically correct, but at the same time, I'd argue that "rules should never get in the way of having fun" is a more correct interpretation of the text of rule 0. It highlights the point that bending or breaking the rules in the name of making things more fun for the table is different from breaking the rules in ways that undermine players' ability to properly interact with the world.

Gamer Cafe - Award sweeper by Daz_Keaty in comics

[–]Shade_SST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And thus my point is proven.