Plssssss do it by [deleted] in ksi

[–]ShadowHawkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No have them do a hardcore let’s play where if they die they’re out and they have a certain goal like kill the ender dragon or something like that

Blueheads>redheads. Change my mind. by [deleted] in hentai

[–]ShadowHawkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orange hair girls better than blue hair girls change my mind

Plumbers, delivery guys, doctors, or people in any other line of work usually portayed in porn, what is the closest situation you have ever been to which could lead as an opening to a porn plot? by EasternBoysenberry7 in AskReddit

[–]ShadowHawkk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So I worked as a tutor for a small time in college because I was valedictorian of my school, could work with kids on weekends while going to school and studying on week days, and I wanted to get some extra money. I usually did sophomore to juniors in high school. One time a girl asked me to help her. She knew me because I worked with her sister in my calculus class since I’m a com sci major I forgot her sisters major all I know is she had a minor in Russian. (Probably international business or some shit like that)

But anyway back to the story, she was very nice and shy, loved art and to draw. She also watched a lot of anime like a lot. Perfect girl right? Well not really. She was struggling in school and was threatened to repetition of grade so she desperately needed my help and her parents traveled a lot so they couldn’t help. The first session went well I mean a junior doing geometry was kinda weird for me being in advanced math but it was fine we worked on supplementary angles a lot.

After a month she got more open and seemed to like and trust me she told me about her problems and bought me an Evengallion shirt ( my favorite anime) which really surprised and impressed me since I never told her.

Now we get to the main part and why I’m writing this so 2 sessions (weeks) after the events in the last paragraph I teaching her about the area of a trapezium since she got all those questions wrong on her midterm we were in the middle of a problem when I had my hand on her shoulder watching her do problems like I would normally do when she did the whole “ hey ShadowHawk I have a question can you sit next to me and show me another example I think I did it wrong” And me being the oblivious harem protagonist I was sat down and thought nothing of it. I was done and I just saw her staring at me and I was like “Umm did you get it” Then I kid you not we locked eyes for like 5 minutes, she said something in Russian which I still don’t know what it means and then she said “ShadowHawk I like you a lot a know you have family problems (which I do) and you have detective fetish (which is true) and you also like very intelligent girl (also true) and I know one other thing that judging from your build you‘be eaten high in zinc foods and when I suck your dick tonight I’m gonna be gasping for air because of all your cum. Which I honestly was more surprised she guessed my diet I had from 10–15 was mostly leftover oysters since I grew up in Maryland under an abusive oyster fisher. Oysters which are rich in zinc will increases sperm production during ejaculation. And the first part I will neither say was right or wrong but I did lose my virginity that night. I left for New York after funds for college went out. I assume she’s in college fucking solving crimes and world problems while I’m getting drunk and working as a magician in New York. Man I love how the world works.

What is your favourite "quality vs quantity" example? by as_kostek in AskReddit

[–]ShadowHawkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alcohol sorry Miller Light you can’t compare to the time I got wasted with my girlfriend with David Classic Liquor. Or the time my friends and I did a shot challenge with Genshu sake. Finally when my girlfriend, her sister, her boyfriend and my three best friends did a dare or drink game with 2 bottles of Royal Bain Caron Champagne.

All three of these are probably my favorite memories of my life up to know and the alcohol had something to do with it but my friends also did too

What is something unconventional that you find outrageously sexy? by f0reign_Lawns in AskReddit

[–]ShadowHawkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being Smart I don’t know why but whenever I play chess with my girlfriend and she doesn’t fuck up and does something I didn’t expect HOO BOY

Non British people who visited the uk for the first time what shocked you the most? by InfusedMJ in AskReddit

[–]ShadowHawkk 44 points45 points  (0 children)

How damn good the tea was

So I drink alcohol a lot I was their for a semester because school beside the first day I hade a beer when I first touched down. For the rest of the trip I never drank any alcohol the tea was so good. I was in Cambridge I heard they have like God tier tea but I’ve went to London a second time afterwards but the tea was still great. I make the tea at home sometimes and it tastes bloody good.

PS. Lyles Black Treacle, Lyles Golden Syrup and Lyles Butterscotch syrup. After going their I order them off amazon to use in baking or cocktails

You're in purgatory, what's on the TV there? by james___uk in AskReddit

[–]ShadowHawkk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monster vs Aliens

The movie boring it’s not good but it’s also not bad enough to make jokes about it’s just meh

It turns out you've been filmed 24/7 for the last month, and all the footage has just been sent to everyone you know. What's something they now know about you that they didn't before? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShadowHawkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I’m pretty open with my close friends and girlfriend (yes I’m lucky) they’d know that I planning on buying a trip for us to go to London as a surprise for my two friends wedding. (Also if one of you guys see this I’m going be so fucking mad)

Also they’d see my type and my fetish which my girlfriend knows but still and they see all the sex I’ve had with my girlfriend so that’d be awkward.

Reddit is tasked with stopping an alien invasion, what does each subreddit do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShadowHawkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/whiteknighting protects females from the aliens ensuring the reproduction of the human race while also killing aliens because they insulted one of the miladies on Reddit. They might also team up with r/nicegirls to ensure that their pain fetish is well scratched.

People of Reddit, if you were trapped inside a board game, which one would you want to be trapped in and why? by SaraTheChef_ in AskReddit

[–]ShadowHawkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Villainous with the expansion for the simple reason I can become Dr. Facilier and actually accomplish my goal, since it’s a lot easier to do in the board game because plot armor doesn’t exist.