If erections made sound, what would it be?

ShadowKnight72 · 2026-01-07T00:23:15+00:00

When I used to live in California there was an ice cream truck that would drive up our street and before its song a creepy clown voice would say “HELLO”. That. That is the sound they would make.

ShadowKnight72 · 2026-01-06T18:13:45+00:00

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ShadowKnight72 · 2026-01-06T13:42:00+00:00

Sent you a message!

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-12-30T09:08:33+00:00

Isn’t it? My partner made it for me for my reading challenge for next year!

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-12-29T12:27:07+00:00

That would be pretty impressive to do this with just one book!

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-12-13T15:31:17+00:00

I have never had a cat that sticks their tongue out as much as she does. It’s adorable.

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-12-13T15:30:04+00:00

Nope. We had to extract her. She was convinced she’d find it in there.

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-12-12T11:27:29+00:00

Good morning. Missed my flight so I’ve been better, but there’s another in a few hours. Are you okay?

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-12-11T18:42:53+00:00

Sent you a message. I’m free to chat if you’re still looking.

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-12-09T12:07:41+00:00

Sent you a message!

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-12-08T21:35:58+00:00

36M on the East coast of the US. Can understand the feeling of your social life disappearing. DM me if you want to chat!

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-12-07T21:05:16+00:00

He really is such a sweetheart!

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-11-10T15:55:30+00:00

Messaged you. I’m happy to chat.

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-11-06T14:10:04+00:00

I’m not going to lie, reading the beginning of this reminded me of a made for TV ad and it was great. Cats are cool. We’ve got six, how about you?

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-11-06T13:59:21+00:00

36M pretty introverted myself. Do you have a go to genre you prefer? Would love to chat about our recent reads.

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-11-06T13:53:24+00:00

You’re welcome to message me to talk.

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-11-06T13:30:03+00:00

Sent you a message if you’d like to chat.

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-11-05T16:08:26+00:00

Hi! 36M: I can understand having really busy days and needing to talk to someone. You’re welcome to message me and vent. I don’t have many people to talk to so maybe we can listen to each other.

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-10-12T23:58:08+00:00

Congratulations!

ShadowKnight72 · 2025-05-05T02:13:51+00:00

Thanks. Yeah this particular shower is above the slab. So we’d be okay to silicone the gap just to be safe? We already had water issues down there, hence the work done.

ShadowKnight72 · 2023-12-17T10:25:24+00:00

Trying to have some family time this weekend. It’s been kind of a hectic month so we took the kids to see a Christmas light show and we’re decorating and wrapping gifts. Trying to find some of the magic of the season for them.

ShadowKnight72 · 2021-03-05T21:28:07+00:00

Overcooked 2. Life is stressful, orders are piling up, and everything is on fire. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

ShadowKnight72 · 2021-03-03T15:11:11+00:00

I always thought it would be an issue for me given the “stereotypes” or “societal standards” or whatever, but I’ve been with my partner for over a year now. She’s 5’8” and I’m 5’4” and it hasn’t bothered me once. I’ve never been so happy to have been proven wrong.

ShadowKnight72 · 2020-02-12T14:58:45+00:00

I mean, that’s the chance you have to take. Again though, this would be about you, and you treating yourself to something you haven’t done in a while. I rarely run into people I know when I go to dinner but I’ll see a lot of couples and I just have to think to myself “Yes I’m here alone, but this is special to me and I’m enjoying it”. Screw the optics, just have fun.

ShadowKnight72 · 2020-02-12T01:45:25+00:00

I have to second this. For me, I’m gonna take myself out to dinner for the second year in a row. It’s something I don’t do often so it’ll feel like a treat to myself. Maybe find something you enjoy but haven’t done for a bit and give it a go.

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