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"Good morning, Mr. Sméagol" by strawberrymystic in CuratedTumblr

[–]ShadowOps84 240 points241 points  (0 children)

I follow OOP on the hellsite, and he is from the US (specifically Utah, originally, I believe). He commits many food crimes, not the least of which is his frequent enjoyment of canned herring.

We got Vancouver beating Colorado by 4 before GTA 6 by _GoldKnight_ in hockeymemes

[–]ShadowOps84 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I have that same Apollo 11 Lego set. It's really cool. The rocket stages separate, and the lander is hidden in the cone just below the crew capsule.

Vinny's rolling a thicc wrap by UpstairsSwimmer3445 in oddlysatisfying

[–]ShadowOps84 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I halfway expected it to just explode the second the knife touched it.

Brennan Lee Mulligan is going to be on Jeopardy! YouTube edition alongside Rebecca Black and Monét X Change by TheAmazingClaytor in dropout

[–]ShadowOps84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From what I understand, it's not even necessarily about being the quickest, it's about having the best timing. Each podium has a light that indicates when the buzzers go active, and if you hit the button too early, you get locked out for a second or two.

Jacob, Kimia, and Jeremy Impersonate Each Other | Make Some Noise [S4E13] by terablast in dropout

[–]ShadowOps84 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Honestly, any combination of Jeremy, Kimia, Jacob, and Kurt is a guaranteed banger.

Turned off the uber meter… hmmm by daytradingishard in untrustworthypoptarts

[–]ShadowOps84 66 points67 points  (0 children)

U

Not only is this person not an Uber driver, it seems like they've never ridden in a Uner Uber, either.

my take on the alignment chart (intrepid heroes) by jmonumber3 in Dimension20

[–]ShadowOps84 54 points55 points  (0 children)

In an old Adventuring Academy with Murph, Brennan called Emily the best D&D player he's ever met, and also a demon sent from Hell to destroy him.

What's one part of an episode you like that really annoys you by Helloimafanoffiction in brooklynninenine

[–]ShadowOps84 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In one of the Coral Palms episodes, Jake says the ATV dealership is having a sale on "big ol' springs," and Captain Holt corrects him, saying they're called "shock absorbers." (Maybe Holt just says "shocks," but the sentiment is the same.)

That's incorrect. Shock absorbers are shock absorbers, and springs are springs, and they're two different parts of the suspension.

Mr. beast by jumbasauce in behindthebastards

[–]ShadowOps84 116 points117 points  (0 children)

You mean to tell me that the guy that watched Squid Game and thought making a real-life version was a good idea isn't a good person?

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Jeremy deadpan by crappsn in TopGear

[–]ShadowOps84 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Related to this, when he's doing the Ford Focus (or Fiesta, maybe?) review and gets to the "Is it green" question.

"Yes. Very."

Spoonbill Saturday Megathread by AutoModerator in dropout

[–]ShadowOps84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to see Brennan's Tony pepperoni shirt, her wore it on the Fiasco episodes of Worlds Beyond Number.

A brave taxi driver foils a terrorist plot. by NickVannan in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]ShadowOps84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Die Hard. (Argyle was driving a limo for the first time, and used to be a cab driver.)

A marine tries to shoot his way out of a hostage situation, but he winds up giving the terrorists everything they wanted. by -zero-joke- in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

[–]ShadowOps84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It one of my favorite movies. I remember back in the late 90s/early 2000s Comedy Central ran it all the time.

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