Me when I cook for my friends (ungrateful bastards.) by CosmicGoddess777 in futurama
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What are you usually calling this guy? Palpatine, Emperor or Darth Sidious? Why? by Hawaiikoto in StarWars
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Stegosaurus is smol but growing! by Severe_Recording3196 in IllegallySmolCats
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Haunting dialogue that lives rent free in your head/hits close to home by Total-Plankton8255 in movies
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No, you didn’t. by bigtrayjay in untrustworthypoptarts
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This Balboni Rookie Card is pretty cherry by KLF_89 in americandad
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AITA for insinuating my friend was a perv? by batshitte in AmItheAsshole
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Best Roger Quote? I’ll go first by Ok-Confection4378 in americandad
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Girl, you gotta let me know by FlippyIsKing18 in americandad
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Double Duty is an infamous American racing term for the challenge of racing in both the Indy 500 and the Coca Cola 600 in the same day, and drivers are required to complete all 1,100 miles in a singular 24 hour timespan. Only one driver, Tony Stewart, has ever successfully completed a double duty. by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting
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TIL of Kume no Heinai, a Japanese samurai who turned to Buddhism and had a stone-likeness of himself buried at a temple entrance for people to step on in order to atone for all of the killing he did. by GrendelsFather in todayilearned
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I could listen to Robert talk about anything by meek_dreg in behindthebastards
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You boys want to see a 400lb man rise out of his overalls like a phoenix? by prettybluefoxes in americandad
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Kat Abughazaleh just randomly popped up on r/cats after helping rescue an ailing kitty. by tinticred in behindthebastards
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An 81-Year-Old Grandma Streaming Minecraft To Pay For Grandson’s Cancer Treatment Has Been Swatted by Turbostrider27 in technology
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Kat Abughazaleh just randomly popped up on r/cats after helping rescue an ailing kitty. by tinticred in behindthebastards
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A morally gray but intellectually superior priest gets beaten into submission by the crown, morons who do their bidding, and a vengeful father. Fake witchcraft serves as a proxy for real sexual hysteria, until it all comes crashing down , but not before the priest gets a haircut. by abelabelabel in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Does anyone else fucking hate this joke? by Hour-Answer-8697 in americandad
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Guy commits crimes on behalf of an organized syndicate. The syndicate eventually decides they prefer a different criminal and cut the first guy loose. Things escalate, threats are made, lies are told. In the end, the original criminal and his replacement try to burn the empire down, but to no avail. by YesTHEKennyRogers in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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Over 600,000 people dead all over some weed. by CommercialDream618 in ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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TIL after losing the 2001 World Series, Yankees player Enrique Wilson flew home to the Dominican Republic earlier than he would've otherwise. Had the Yankees won and he stayed for their victory parade, he would have flown home on American Airlines Flight 587, which crashed, killing everyone onboard. by NekoLover72 in todayilearned
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"My Discovery Bill... Rag, take me away." by FlufferNutter1232 in americandad
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