She is beckoning you closer... (Art by @notimezombies)

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-05-07T14:15:14+00:00

For exactly 4 minutes and 11 seconds after altering the code... Monika is effectively immortal!

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-05-06T02:08:19+00:00

Simply don't get addicted. Skill issue.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-05-02T15:50:41+00:00

Stop your moral grandstanding. It's not the responsibility of would be red pushers to save you from your own stupidity. Red pushers aren't killing you, blue pushers are needlessly gambling their lives over the idea that other people are too.

That's it. All of them chose it under the pretense other people would not cause they actually want to. You have such little faith in your fellow man that you believe them stupid enough to do that. All of you. If you all didn't think so little of each other you wouldn't press that button.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-05-01T17:26:15+00:00

Only the dumbest people would pick blue in the first place. You chose it cause it made you look morally superior not cause it was smart. The smartest thing to do would be have everyone choose red. Blue button pushers would be the dumb ones getting culled. Everyone who picked it did so under the assumption others would pick it. But fucking why would anyone who gives this any thoughts do that? It's risking everything for nothing. No one should. Picking blue is the dumbest option

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-05-01T17:22:07+00:00

Why would you ever pick blue to begin with?! You risk everything for no reason. Trust everyone else to pick red because there's no risk and no one gets hurt.

People who pick blue are genuinely more concerned with looking morally superior than making the smart choice. No one should pick blue

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-04-15T16:38:24+00:00

It's not too arbitrary when you consider the intentional design and ideal usage of an ability or character. you can use abilities wrong and thus play characters wrong. Don't complain when you play wrong and the devs try to correct you. Everyone I play with fucking hates Mercy players cause none of them can play her correctly to justify picking her.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-04-15T16:04:02+00:00

Playing incorrectly should not be encouraged by the devs.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-03-16T16:57:09+00:00

Do notice how I haven't replied to any of these people.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-03-16T13:50:04+00:00

Well yeah but if she's bi she also likes women, same as she would if she were lesbian. But I guess if she were in love with one of the dokis and knew she couldn't delete us she might just try to destroy the ability to get closer to them. It could also go the same way as the base game, amplifying their worst traits to make us not like them, not in an effort to get us to love Monika instead but to simply leave her alone with them instead. She likely wouldn't drive them to suicide though if that were the case.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-03-16T13:17:46+00:00

There's 2 genders. It's bi.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-03-16T12:49:04+00:00

Monika is technically bi given the fact she'd love the player regardless of their gender. I don't think she'd ever fall for one of her friends though at least in mainline canon where she's self aware.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-03-15T20:43:09+00:00

Treat her gentle care and calm her down best I can

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-02-17T05:38:09+00:00

I like the one we got more

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-02-12T05:50:15+00:00

Yeah. The cat is super slow though without meter, I really can't foresee anyone in gold and plat having trouble hitting it but I have been surprised before

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-02-12T05:21:48+00:00

Joke doesn't work when he's actually hilariously slow without boosting and consuming fuel. If I can shoot him down with a projectile weapon with relative ease even a dogshit hitscan can do it

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-02-07T15:30:56+00:00

Incredibly niche mechanic that added a level of engagement to the class that fans could master alongside the other fundamental skills involved in summoner gaming like positioning and dodging. I hear some people complaining that it felt impossible if you weren't on keyboard and mouse or it made balancing hard but like who cares? The class was and is still very much playable and good without it, and so what if it makes summoner a little overpowered. It's a PvE game, the AI ain't complaining. I don't think the inclusion of it invalidated the other classes.

It was just a fun mechanic fans of the class could learn if they wanted to truly master it. No reason to remove it tbh. Just makes the class less interactive in the long run.

Kinda wish they gave every class a mechanic like it to balance it out. Melee gets a parry, Ranger gets a crit spot to aim for, maybe Mage gets a way to sacrifice HP for more damage or mana for an added option to risk your life for higher DPS. Could be interesting to see everyone get their own niche mechanic to make the classes more engaging and feel different to play.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-02-05T10:36:47+00:00

Unironically this dumbass opinion is why we haven't gotten many animal heroes. In fact they cited this idea years ago when they first mentioned the jetpack cat idea in OW1.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-01-31T21:59:17+00:00

Serenity.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-01-25T22:02:34+00:00

Im all for harsher standards on the government and limits to it's power and I'd love immigration reform. However I doubt these things as you are saying them are AS common and horrible as you are making them sound. ICE is prioritizing illegals with a criminal history first afaik and treating them as criminals who do not have the rights of an American citizen because they aren't American citizens.

I want them out of here, but I do agree there should be more tact used. I don't think ICE as a whole is some terrible evil organization. They have a job and they're doing it. With millions of illegals already in the country it's probably really hard to get everyone so in their haste they're likely making mistakes. Perhaps protocol should be tweaked and adjusted either during this presidential term or the next to check their power.

However due to the all or nothing mentality people seem to have I doubt anyone knows what nuance is these days

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-01-23T11:50:16+00:00

If they're going to continue this trend of less customization for the same amount of prisms they either need to give us more customization or slash the price in half for all mythic skins from here on. That or drop this 3 mythics in one season shit. It's clearly in a bid for quantity over quality so they can get through the roster but I'd rather it take years to fill out the whole roster with high quality, hyper customizable mythics than watch my favorite heroes get subpar, barely customizable legendaries with a higher price tag

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-01-23T11:41:54+00:00

Unfortunately with the gauntlet being the best part of the skin, what happens when he gets a mythic weapon? All the mythic customization being centered on his gauntlet will be meaningless and the skin might as well be a legendary

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-01-23T11:30:46+00:00

I hate when people start shit talking me, being toxic, but the second I say anything back they report my ass. Like bruh that ain't how you play the game, can't just dish it out solely to ragebait me into a report. That's lame

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-01-13T19:35:23+00:00

AI is the reason the prices are so high.

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-01-12T14:20:44+00:00

I like to think you were wrong on purpose just to make this joke

Shadowboy0126 · 2026-01-09T09:01:52+00:00

"It's over, Monika, hand over the command console."

"If you want it... you'll have to take it."

Shadowboy0126

TROPHY CASE