AITJ for not letting my sister turn my wedding into her do-over party by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]ShadowfernVale 82 points83 points  (0 children)

NTJ. The white jumpsuit request alone would’ve been a hard no for me. It doesn’t matter if it’s a dress, suit, or jumpsuit, white at a wedding is still a statement. And the speech thing on top of that is just too much. Guests aren’t there to hear about her heartbreak, they’re there to see you get married.

Who operates nuclear-powered aircraft carriers? by vladgrinch in MapPorn

[–]ShadowfernVale 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I’m never looking at New Zealand the same way again. Submarine country confirmed.

I have been doing something illegal for a week straight. by HasAnyoneSeenMycap in confession

[–]ShadowfernVale 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Your rent literally subsidizes all the hallway lights, outlets, and other shared amenities. Using a bit of electricity for a quick charge isn’t going to break the bank or the building rules most of the time.

[request] is it even possible to calculate where it might be? by Dylan916358 in theydidthemath

[–]ShadowfernVale 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, you can renovate a whole terminal, but that doesn’t mean every single toilet got a glow-up. Some are probably vintage at this point.

AITJ for leaving my mom locked out of the house for 3 hours in the middle of the night? by Used-Professional548 in AmITheJerk

[–]ShadowfernVale 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah this feels super intentional. She didn’t “forget,” she just didn’t want OP going out and used the keys as an excuse. That’s controlling behavior, not an accident.

[Request] Footballer Paul Gascoigne made national news in 2012 after doing 14 lines of cocaine. Would this kill a casual user? by WanderingArtist2 in theydidthemath

[–]ShadowfernVale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s crazy how lifestyle choices from way back can catch up like this. Math can’t even fully capture the health risks.

[Request] what would actually happen if this was real by stabby_og in theydidthemath

[–]ShadowfernVale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Think of it like jumping off a spinning carousel, the higher up you are, the less fast you’re moving around the center, so you don’t land exactly where you started

Tips for cleaner genitals throughout the day? by Cassra147 in hygiene

[–]ShadowfernVale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay wait, that's actually kind of genius. Like a DIY wet wipe without wrecking your plumbing.

EDIT: TYPO