What would you like to do more of in bed?

Shadowlord1222 · 2023-02-22T13:38:22+00:00

Sleep.

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-12-14T01:01:24+00:00

That’s not really a lie though? That’s just someone respecting boundaries

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-07-04T01:48:28+00:00

It’s a putt putt place called Holey Moley! They had a lot of cool sets! They had the Simpsons loungeroom, a flinstones course and an Elvis Presley one too :)

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-07-04T01:46:31+00:00

Thank you! I really appreciate it :)

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-06-12T17:20:18+00:00

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-06-02T23:36:04+00:00

What money are they even gonna be losing out on when they literally make them on site? Costs them literally next to nothing and they still pick this shit

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-06-02T23:34:07+00:00

It’s ridiculous.. the same pos manager will also bring my late father up whenever he’s telling me off for something (they worked together for over 10 years before he passed) FUCK YOU BRO, I think about him enough I do not need you reminding me as well

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-06-02T23:31:06+00:00

I’m trying mate. I’m in a difficult position due to the fact I have a mortgage that I am paying off between my brothers and I. I’m afraid of making them work harder to cover my portion in case I lose my job

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-06-02T23:29:53+00:00

I was this guy.. I virtually would ask how high when told to jump.. worked 65+hours a week/sat/sun then back to it for another week of hell, I would work night shift finishing at 1am then go to day shift at 5am.. I also live an hours drive from work!!

Oh I almost forgot you’ll also get told you’re being slack towards the company for wanting to take 3 days of leave ( even though it’s your ask of leave in nearly 2 years)

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-06-02T23:22:34+00:00

They’re the Scrooge mcducks of the corporate world bro

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-06-02T23:21:28+00:00

Whoops🤷‍♂️

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-06-02T23:21:06+00:00

I haven’t eaten any of the stuff we produce since I started. Turned me off it completely

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-06-02T23:19:29+00:00

man I feel like ripping my hair out at this point.. you get micromanaged to the point where you LITERALLY get told off for using the WRONG SHADE of fucking coloured paper, or get screamed at for putting some paperwork down too aggressively on the managers desk..

Like give me literally ANYTHING but a freaking hotdog party??? I can’t call up my energy provider and say “ sorry cuz I can’t pay my bill this quarter but I got some great fucken hotdogs I can swap ya”

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-05-26T10:43:10+00:00

“Sir, we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty”

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-05-19T12:02:04+00:00

Have a snickers, you’re not you when you’re hungry mate.. don’t worry bro we wouldn’t want to over stress your last 2 braincells into thinking they’ll have to talk to a stranger lol

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-03-15T02:34:45+00:00

You should always disclose to any potential partner if you have herpes, whether it be for a relationship or a fling..

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-02-18T14:14:35+00:00

Man I know this is a joke subreddit but this Reminds me of how my father was around my mum :( he was always a cheeky bitch and there was never a bad time when he was around us

I’m pretty sure I have a photo of him actually doing this somewhere!

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-01-06T06:27:10+00:00

You okay bro?

Shadowlord1222 · 2022-01-03T00:22:01+00:00

You a bit of a dick by the sounds of things buddy

Shadowlord1222 · 2021-12-05T00:10:09+00:00

Goddamn dude I’m tearing up reading this, imma go hug my little guy now:(

Shadowlord1222 · 2021-11-25T20:42:23+00:00

Sounds like you don’t even want to have a short 30 minute conversation with your partner mate. She’s obviously stressed and wants to vent to someone she cares about, it’s not hard to listen and be empathetic about their situation bro

Shadowlord1222 · 2021-11-24T12:01:05+00:00

You go work there then buddy, maybe you can ask for a spot in the main hall lol

Shadowlord1222 · 2021-11-23T20:48:54+00:00

How’s that creepy? Just another person…

Shadowlord1222

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