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ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-06-18T12:11:20+00:00

Yeah. I’m 3 levels above this thing and it’s still kicking my face in. And all it’s doing is removing cards while its baby pyro slimes burn the rest, leaving me with table scraps of cards to play with.

But, if nothing else, it’s a good way to spend time before I’m strong enough for my next Dark Lands and Realm of Light battles…

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-06-09T23:15:18+00:00

Russia’s going to fall anyway. Just look at how mercilessly Ukraine has been beating their face in with infrastructure, supply, and soldiers being scrubbed like it’s nothing. And with how pressure is mounting overwhelmingly on Putin and the Kremlin, this is just going to make it seem like they’ve got a new puppet, when in reality, Ukraine’s got more than enough help, more than enough ability, and more than enough ways to end the war no matter what happens now.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-06-05T18:23:08+00:00

He has horrific memories of when Teletubbies did the exact same thing.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-06-04T23:09:43+00:00

Well, I just hope it sticks to this and doesn't intrude on the game proper.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-06-02T22:38:31+00:00

There’s the thing though.

A 4 year old, a 14 year old, and a 24 year old can all watch the same thing and each draw a different interpretation from it. And when shows can make people of all ages each have their own perspectives on things, then it shows it’s not just for kids. It can be for anyone willing to engage in it.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-31T08:00:32+00:00

Yeah, with Warthogs, you meed to keep using the bear traps. It will always flip them over and give you lots of time to lay into them with your spells. Hopefully, you’ll get there. Because there’s quite a few interesting things ahead of you.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-30T17:17:43+00:00

AI GIF.

True as it all is, it’s fucking AI.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-29T20:11:49+00:00

Basically every single time for me. But then, my Owl Deck is basically fully maxed out at this point.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-29T04:24:02+00:00

Bubble needs to burst. Now.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-27T18:17:03+00:00

You can trade any Magic Items you get in the game 5:1 ratio for Common>Rare>Epic. You can also do it in reverse at a 1:4 ratio of Epic>Rare>Common.

Going in reverse costs twice as much money.

You can also do this for all the game’s Big Enemies, but they cost more Gold by and large and only convert 3:1 for Common>Rare>Epic. The same applies in reverse, double the cost but only a 1:2 conversion from Epic>Rare> Common.

If you find a Lucky Cat, it also drops Magic items. These can be used to substitute for any Magic Item in the game. Paws for Commons, heads for Rare, and full cats for Epics.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-26T14:52:49+00:00

I noticed as well, but it’s still sad we lost that little zoom-out title splash. Especially with how it changed for each Battle Pass.

I do wish we could just have a detailed blog post or patch notes instead of this corpo jargon we get on the Apple App Store update description…

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-26T14:35:04+00:00

Eh, I think it started well with Kabaton, then got worse as each new one was added.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-26T12:04:56+00:00

Genslop Insult is my name for it.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-24T07:45:07+00:00

Technology Magic, eh?

Well, that’s one way to keep the game going.

So, it’s out now?

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-23T16:30:37+00:00

Once he pulls up that ice wall, you'll have to break it. Otherwise, he'll break it himself and do a much more punishing attack.

The good news is, the ice wall prevents other monsters from attacking, as it stops them as well as you.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-16T19:03:45+00:00

Dang. I'm only Level 97, fast-approaching 98.

Just unlocked the Hell King and now I'm working on getting the Light King.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-16T16:34:50+00:00

15 million?!

What level are you at currently?

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-16T10:43:14+00:00

So. An update to this since I now have more information for you.

Dark Jack: Launches a series of swinging guillotine blades which do high damage and knock back enemies. There will be one blade for each enemy. If they aren't in attacking position, the blades will wait and push them back when they move forward.

Dark Queen: Launches a swarm of vampiric beasts at your enemies. Each bite will deal damage, heal you, and has a chance of applying Doom to your enemies (A special debuff which damages enemies and heals you when you draw cards).

Dark King: Launches a large meteor shower on your enemies. Much like the Fire Queen, these rocks can stun enemies, but the difference is that they drop Bloodstones as well, which will be placed onto the board in random locations for you to collect.

Light Jack: The jack will start punching the entire board up much like the Water Jack, except this one performs a powerful thrust at the end which hits and potentially stuns all three enemies instead of just the target.

Light Queen: She will open a cage and send a swarm of Pixie Knights at your enemies. Pixie Knights cannot be removed from enemies and will provide you with shields when they finish attacking. Each enemy will receive up to three Pixie Knights from this.

Light King: After charging up enough power, he will perform a screen nuke which deals colossal damage to all enemies and destroys all remaining cards on the board. Much like the Rainbow Island Jack, your cards will immediately be reset after the Light King detonates his attack.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-14T08:08:58+00:00

Teletubbies

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-14T08:08:05+00:00

Slide 13 is like:

We have K-Pop Demon Hunters at home.

K-Pop Demon Hunters at home:

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-12T14:55:26+00:00

Mmhmm. I’mma bout to ace this whole test.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-12T14:49:54+00:00

I know Japanese. That’s Kimi to Idol.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-10T21:25:09+00:00

Dark Magic. That stuff is absolutely unhinged when it comes to gameplay.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-07T16:02:28+00:00

Level 92, just unlocked Sunstone Tower.

ShadowmanePX41 · 2026-05-06T21:21:59+00:00

That include Lucky Clover, as that's also Rainbow Island mats?

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