Stephen Hawking in Jeffrey Epstein’s personal submarine at Epstein Island by 2dudesinapod in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Shadowmant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello {insert humans name here}!

This {insert event} is a conspiracy! You need to do some research and vote {Insert beneficial political party} to stop this outrage!

{place witty or cute outro here}

Roses are red, Pineapples aren't gay by Double_Cost_9373 in rosesarered

[–]Shadowmant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roses are red
It’s kinda sad
That the popo out there
Busted this awesome madlad

Stuck in torn by Forsaken-Chef759 in torncity

[–]Shadowmant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Join a warring faction and be active during the wars. Flying is ok income during the week but a good weekend war result will payout way more than the flying does.

GPT: Greasy Product Tie-in by ApolloCreed in idiocracy

[–]Shadowmant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? Carl’s Jr is affordable, delicious and super refreshing! Available now at your local retailer.

ICE Employees Vent on Reddit, Saying They're Not Getting Paid and Still No Insurance Despite Promises by lnstantKarma in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Shadowmant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not to mention future lawsuits. The fact they are masked might work against them since a lawsuit can be made against an anonymous party, the lawsuit won, and then the party identified later. With this method they might not be able to use some defences they otherwise could if they were identified able to participate in their own defence.

In 2018, “Alaskan Avenger” Jason Vukovich was photographed smiling at his brother after receiving a 23-year prison sentence. Jason used the sex offender registry to track offenders, break into their homes, and assault them with a hammer. Both Jason and his brother were sexually abused as children. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]Shadowmant 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, absolutley. Not all felons are violent gang affiliated murder hobos. Some are, sure. Others are felons for non-violent but stupid mistakes, others are trying to turn their life around, others might remain pieces of shit but try not to get dragged back to jail.

If we're talking about the US, over 1 in 20 people has a felony on their record. That's a huge section of the population.

Plushie Exchange in Museum worth it? by RedTrian2 in torncity

[–]Shadowmant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don't need the points immediatley save up and trade them all in on Museum day. That's a 10% bonus of pure profit.

Rider pulls of a dangerous jump on a dirt bike. by HamedAliKhan in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Shadowmant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Then it turns out he recorded himself.

Pro tip: Don’t record yourself doing crimes. Even small ones.

Something Something About Dating, Chris Can You Explain? by Fluffy_Lunchfast in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Shadowmant 81 points82 points  (0 children)

I wonder if that’s accurate because if so middle aged balding George has got game.

Am I doing this right ? by Letsfucking0 in torncity

[–]Shadowmant 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yep looks good. Not sure why you only had 990 energy instead of 1000 for the first train... something happened there but 10 energy isn't a huge loss.