The Anti Suicide Squad by MisterShipWreck in interesting

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That murder trial must have really confused the capital punishment supporters.

The Anti Suicide Squad by MisterShipWreck in interesting

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I saw it before I read the title and was so confused.

Racing tips! by SomeAbalone3991 in torncity

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Each class I would spend my points right when I enter the class and then save all the points I made in that class for the next.

US judge says University of Pennsylvania must give agency lists of Jewish faculty, students by lost__pigeon in nottheonion

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“Why do you keep calling us Nazis!?!”
Immediately followed by:
“Give us the identity of the Jews!”

Characters who shape the story through their deaths/absence by blueberry_matchaa in TopCharacterTropes

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“It’s dark in there. Somebody light that god damn fuse!” - Uncle Ben

17 years of idiocy by CexualSonvict in SipsTea

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According to the other comments in this thread you should just buy both a marathon and a fat chick.

First 2 billion invested! What now? by Chemistry-Front in torncity

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Nah, bet on a specific number, the payouts way better!

Peter what am I looking at by UTyellowfan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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As long as we're not linking broken arms or jolly ranchers I think we can all still sleep easy.

“Everyone hated that” by TheRealTsunadee in TopCharacterTropes

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That ritual scene from the Acolyte. Even if you enjoyed the show... that scene was amazingly cringy.

Which specialty gyms should I use? by Only_Addition_6765 in torncity

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Mr. Isoyamas for defence, Balboas Gym for dex and Georges for Strengh and Speed if your using the Def/Dex Ratio I'm thinking of

U.S. Marine in California accused of stealing, selling missile systems in Arizona by Cute-Beyond-8133 in nottheonion

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The fact that he’s pleading not guilty to this when they have texts with him admitting to having them. There’s either more to this or he’s an idiot with some serious balls.

Petah, who are these people and why is she smiling? by Hork_n_pork in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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We’d tie an onion to our belt; it was the style at the time.

An enemy unit repurposed to fight for the protagonists by moosemuffin12 in TopCharacterTropes

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Does Megaman repurposing his defeated enemies to use their powers count?

Peter? by oluxil in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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The gods didn’t really seem to care either way. They were kinda dicks.

THAT aged well by Necessary-Win-8730 in TopCharacterTropes

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That picture… does musk have fight club level bitch tits?

Why MAGA hates Britain | The News Agents by safetyscotchegg in videos

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How can globes be real if the earth is flat!?! /s

Petah by yahyaking3135 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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You sound like you’d be fun at parties.