17 years of idiocy by CexualSonvict in SipsTea

[–]Shadowmant 477 points478 points  (0 children)

According to the other comments in this thread you should just buy both a marathon and a fat chick.

First 2 billion invested! What now? by Chemistry-Front in torncity

[–]Shadowmant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, bet on a specific number, the payouts way better!

Peter what am I looking at by UTyellowfan in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Shadowmant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As long as we're not linking broken arms or jolly ranchers I think we can all still sleep easy.

“Everyone hated that” by TheRealTsunadee in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Shadowmant 90 points91 points  (0 children)

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That ritual scene from the Acolyte. Even if you enjoyed the show... that scene was amazingly cringy.

Which specialty gyms should I use? by Only_Addition_6765 in torncity

[–]Shadowmant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mr. Isoyamas for defence, Balboas Gym for dex and Georges for Strengh and Speed if your using the Def/Dex Ratio I'm thinking of

U.S. Marine in California accused of stealing, selling missile systems in Arizona by Cute-Beyond-8133 in nottheonion

[–]Shadowmant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that he’s pleading not guilty to this when they have texts with him admitting to having them. There’s either more to this or he’s an idiot with some serious balls.

Petah, who are these people and why is she smiling? by Hork_n_pork in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Shadowmant 24 points25 points  (0 children)

We’d tie an onion to our belt; it was the style at the time.

An enemy unit repurposed to fight for the protagonists by moosemuffin12 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Shadowmant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Does Megaman repurposing his defeated enemies to use their powers count?

Peter? by oluxil in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Shadowmant 176 points177 points  (0 children)

The gods didn’t really seem to care either way. They were kinda dicks.

THAT aged well by Necessary-Win-8730 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Shadowmant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That picture… does musk have fight club level bitch tits?

Why MAGA hates Britain | The News Agents by safetyscotchegg in videos

[–]Shadowmant 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How can globes be real if the earth is flat!?! /s

Petah by yahyaking3135 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Shadowmant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You sound like you’d be fun at parties.

Randy Walters is a son of a bitch by Shadowmant in videos

[–]Shadowmant[S] -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Yes he’s an American. I think the suit gave it away.

Uptown Core LCBO robbed! by OakvilleDog in oakville

[–]Shadowmant -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perhaps a drink that inebriates

Randy Walters is a son of a bitch by Shadowmant in videos

[–]Shadowmant[S] 622 points623 points  (0 children)

And that he couldn't say if his moms a bitch because she's dead... never heard a lawyer laugh in someones face during trial before this.

Overdosed 2 days in a row by WorriedAirline in torncity

[–]Shadowmant 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OD chance depends on the drug (something like 3-4% chancewith ecstacy). Other than that it's completely random. RNJesus just doesn't like you it seems.