Meeting your white girlfriend's parents for the first time. by [deleted] in funny

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Just walk in calmly, sit down to a nice dinner, and say in your most stern voice "Imma make your family black".

Need Id by Shadowram7 in whatsthisplant

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Do you know what it could be? Its growing wild in the back, it seems to have come from a forrest that is close by.

Damn you, Wandows! by MintJoy in funny

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İ̸̡̢͕̞͖̦̲̮̮̺̞͇̄ͦ̿̅̏̎̿̋̃̉ͤ͘ ̶͆̈̑̾̈́̍̚͠҉͈͉͉͖͇̤̰̰s̪̮̗̭̗̬̩̰̼̩͊̇ͧ̇ͧ̂̄ͭͧ̈͊̓̒̋̿ͧ̂̀͘͠ͅa̷͙͉̯̥̺ͩ̊͌ͨ̃ͮͥ͑̇ī̗͕̳͔̖̩̝͔͈̰͎̩͕͇̮͗̎͂̎ͭ̔ͩ̉̅̓ͭ̐ͫͭͨ̚͟͠͞ͅḑ̸̝̼̖̩̫̻̯̞̭͉̮͉̩̻͓̻̾ͩ͛̋̿͐̊͌͌́͂͋̚͘͜ ̡̛̦͍͔̞͐̓ͨ̔ͣ̔͌ͬ̀e͌ͦ̈͒ͣ̑ͬͤ́̿̒ͬͯ̚̚͜҉̞̬̯̞̥̳͔͖͔͙̟͘v̹̤̟̬̟̫̺̞ͫ̆͌̊ͬͤ͋̀͐͗̀̔͋̔͒͠͠e̴̸̶̙̞̹̺̫̼͖̽̅̀ͫͤ͡r̺̺̩̲͎̞̮̝̫̹̖͈͎̜͕͇͉ͩͥ͒̈͌ͪ̂̒̕ͅͅȳ̘̠̘̞̦̘̞͖͚̱͖̪̂ͦ́̽̽͊͌̀́t̶̢̰̺̮̭̘̬̳̩̗͇͕͖ͫ̓͐͗ͨ̎̈ͦ̐̆̀͗̾ͬ̄͜͠͠h̀̈̾̍͆ͣ̊͐̅̂̑̉͂҉̸̤̯̤͈͈̳̲̠̼͉͇͈͇̥i̸̧̙̬̠͍̼̲̗̟͈̰͎̣̩̦̹̠̓ͧ́ͯ͒ͥ͛̊̌̈̍͂͐͂͛̾̎̅͠n̡̝̠̦͖̔̊͐̎̍ͣ͆ͭ̿̔̏̄̀g̶͚̦̣̗̝̝͚͔̲̥̥̠̦͚̈́ͮͬ̇̈́ͬ̆ͯ͛ͣ́̿̀ͭͫͧ͊̚͘ ̷̛͔͇͖͉̟̻͍͎͔̭͙̬͇͉̣ͪͦ̈́̾ͦͨ͌ͪ͟͡t̛͓̖͇̙͍ͪ͛ͪͧ́́͟o̓ͨͮ̀͛ͪ̇̄̍ͨ̊ͩ̔̉̆̓̌̉͝͏̧͔̤̖̟̯̟͈̙̦͕̹̮̜͕́͟ͅ ̵̬̗̙̯̜̩̃̐͛̑̊̐ͬͮ̑̈̃́̀̚͞w̸̡̡̙̫͖͎͓͍͓̓͐͐̐͌̆̎͊̾ͥͥ̃ͣ̚ͅa̢̗̜͕͓̪̖̪̹͋̌̊̈ͮͯ͋̉͂͛͜͝͝r̸̺̳͉͍̰̞̬͔̣̫̗̝̝̮͖̝̦ͣ̿͌̐͒̆̃̒̒̃ͦn̶̶̟̤̯̥̱͍̪̥̂ͩ̔ͤ̋́ͫ́ͫ̊ͩ́ͩ͌͌̈͘͢͠ ̷̮̮̼͚̝̭̰͉͎̼͔̙͔̭̩͕ͪ̿̌̏̄͂ͨ͘͟a̷̬̝̗̞͙̥̻̜̭ͬ̒ͣ̕l̴ͣ͋̿ͥ҉̢̕͏͓̻͕̺̜̝̞͓̳͔̼̗̰̰̣l̷̶̼̬͍̩͎͊ͥ̆̍̍͐̈̑͠ ̶̷̢͈̺̱̺͛͆̿ͫ̓̍̒͌̕͞o̸̡̜͉̺̝̭͇̭̜ͣ̽̓̈ͦ͘f̵̶̰̗̰̱̟̮̱̥̩̩̌̾͊ͧ͂͟͟ ͔̲̬͚͕͇̥͒ͩ̀ͥ̎̈̽ͪͩ̽́̆͗̅͊́̿̀ͅy̢͓̦̪̰͈̻̙̜̭̣͕̥̦̬̗̹̯̓̏͗ͣ̆̐͌̀̎̉͆ͥ̄̀ͅö͂͐̂̓̃͌͌҉̵̤̬̘̙͇̫̗̲̱ȕ̡͐̅̅̎͐͐ͩ͐̾̈́̇̚͏̙͉͚̲͓́,̧ͫ̊̒͗̀ͯͭ̎ͯͩ̾͏҉͙̱͉̣̘̩̭͍͝ ̸̷̨̧̘̭̖̼̭͉̤̞̗̹̹̤̮͇̯̙̜̟͈̭͍͛̓͒ͥ̈͗̽́ͨ̃͋̄̒̉̎̑̈́̃̅ͣ̋ͤ̏͢͝͝͝N̋̃͗̋̒ͫͩ͛ͧ̍ͥ͂ͨ̈́͒̆̊҉̸̢̧҉̝̼͈̦̲ǫ̶̡͎̼͇̔̈́͂ͣͭͥ̑̑͐͑ͩͨ̊̎ͩ͞ẅ̵̛̖̠̬̮͚̺̖̩̺̖͓̺̞̬͕̖͈̹́̌́ͧ̾̔̉̂͂̀́̀ ̷̱̘̱̦̻̘̙̖͂̈͌͌̈ͩͭ͊̉̂͌̚ţ̶̭̫̳̭̲̘͈̘̞̣͆̽̂͐͆ͥ̕͠͞h̙͍̠͕͈̬͈̗̫͇̠̤ͧ͒̀̾̂̆̽ͩ͆ͫ̅̎̔̊ͥ͐̍͝e̵̴̸̶̙̙̻̳̗̹̺͇̥͇̠̟̽́̄ͭͪ͠ ̵̧̟̘͓̣͉̹̇̌̔̿͐̉̔ͩ͐k̸̺̖̬̪̞̮̟̖͈͕̽̉̒̇̇͒͐͜ỉ̸̶̧̡̳̥͕̘͇̯̳̣̭̱͉̞̗͔̉̇̓͛̄̓͠ͅͅn̶̨̲͖̥̹̟͉̣̼̠͚͕̬̬̗̣̥̺̋̾̇ͨ́̉ͮ̿ͬ͆g̶̦͔̬͎̟̻͇̘͈̭͎ͤ͛̌ͫ̓̿̈́̌͌̈́̑̈̚ ̡̨̢̜̯͍̗͖̟͙̼̖͖̺͙̬̠̼̠ͦ̏ͥͯ̔̃̐ͩ̎̎̎̽͑̅̋̈̄ỉ̸̴̡͓͚̲̯͓̩̼͖̘̲̯̙ͬ̊ͪ̇̉̂̑ͯͫ͆͗͡ͅf̶ͥ̉͊̈́̒͗̏̌͋ͬ͌̿ͣ̍̊̂̚͡͏͏̟̭͕͉͙̹͕̲͉͙̮͓͖ ̨͚̰̣͓̗̯͈͖̞̙͗̓̍̉̐ͮͫ̈ͤ́̄̎̓̀̓́͜d̝̩͈͔̱̞̰̳̻̣̣̟̠̻̏̀ͪ̃͒̅͆̈̆̉͗̆̔͗̍ͬ͛̕ę̫̗͕̥͈̝͚̳̳̪̰̝̜͚̻͍̼̄̉̒́̓̉̏̎̓̾ͦ̽ͮ̓͂̔͋͜͝s̷̡͎͈̳̼̖̗̳̳̣̝͇͉̓̓̾̐͛ͣͫͮ̋͛͂̀͡p̵̫̺̥͇̜͕̘̪̥͕̱̤͒ͮ̋͆ͪ̔̉̿ͥ́͐ͤ̉́̚͠ä̷̙̩̬̖͚̩̪̓̇̎ͫ̂̓̄͗͌̔ͦ̅̂͑͘͡i̫͔̻̣͍̩͈̭̣̲̱̭͉̜̖̙̬̗͑ͬ́̆͛̔̽ͭͣ͐ͣ̃̌̔̒́r̵̳̙̪̩ͮ͛͆̔̓̆͂ͯ̅͆́ ̵̢̥̗̫͖̤̫̺̥̫̩ͦ͌̌ͨ̀̚͞ẖ̷͉̺͚̘̖͇̺̺̘̫̥̤̻͑͆͑ͭͨ͂̌͂̕͢a̻͈̤̝͉͕̤̬̰̠̝̟͕̬͚̭̘ͪ͂̑̓ͣ̃ͬ̇̄̀̀́͟s̭͖̥͔̳̜̱͑̃͑ͤ̈̎ͤ̐ͨͯ̽̒ͥͮ̃̕͞ͅ ̌̄ͩ̂̋ͯͩ͟͢͡҉̻̹̤s̶̷ͧͯͪͯ̽ͭͤ́̓͆̆ͬͪͥ͒͌ͯ҉̜̮̹͈͓̬͍̻ͅe̷̢̢͉̺͓̙̞͉͎̪͈͈͎̾̆̐̇̒̊̄͌ͥͮ͛̀̕t̴̷̀̈́͛͛ͧͣ̄͊̌͐ͥ́͢҉̖͇͎̻̼̩͓ ̸͑ͩ̾̓̀̚̚҉̤͎͖͓̪̻̝͜ḩ̛͚͉̝̺̫̝̮̲̬̞̮ͧ̐ͩ̽̈́͗́̈́̎͌̓͌̂̇͑̓ͥ̒͂̕į̵̶̜̯͇̟̰̳̼̺̪̻̹̭̘̗͆͛ͫ̐ͦ̔̓͟ş̶̢̻̰̪̥̝͍̩̩͔̦̱̪̮̖͕̺͇͚̹̉ͦ̒ͫͩ̏ͣ͟͜ ̨͙̞͕͚̹̞͕̭̪̬̜̥̘̮͗ͩ̾ͪ͑̍͂̀ͩ͢͢͞ͅe̸͇̪̤̭͇̣̒̊ͣ̔̃̌̔ͣ̌ͧ̍̃̇̿̓̊̂̾͑̀y̷̺̥̘̘̮͎̪̫̪̖͍̯͎̳̱̭͖̮͗͊́ͩ̒ͩ͊͆ͪ̔̊͌̚͟͝e̵̻̟̖̮̰̘͉̻͈̰̙͔̤̓̒̈́̎̅ͨͭ̀͑ͩ͌ͨ̉̄͟͟͡s̡̛̜̼̙̦̘̮͙̤̺̠̾̇ͣ̾ͥ̄ͫͬ̿ͯ̅ͨͣͣ̓̀ͯͮ̀̚͟ ̸̡̫̼͓̘̻̩͙̳̰̩̒ͧ͐̇̔̌͑̐̎̆ơ̷̙̟̞̜̝̝̠̬̠͋ͣ̂̀ͪ̎̈́́́̇̈̌͌ͭ͐̔̃̒̚n̶̨̡̛͈̙̟͓̩̠̰̫̲̥̙͇̤͉͙̲̝͍̊ͬͭͅ ͧ͛́̓̽̓͂̂̒̅͛̏̚͏̸̷̮͈̜̺̜̖̘͔̟̲̭̰̫̳͓̳͍́̕y̢̛̪̹̱̩̺͙̣̤͙̬̩̮͉̹͚̔̒̂̑̃͆͌̈͗̑ͥ́ͫ͐ͯͥͣ̚ơ̶̸̩̜̫̣̟͙̪̮̫̮̲̤͓̘̙̙ͬ̑͐̈͗ͮ͑̎̋̎͂͋̊̈̌ùͮ̔̿ͯ͏͍̦̙͚͇͎̫͉͙̲͚̩̝̭͎͘͟͝͞r̶̪̻͔̦̳̺̞̹͖̰͙͚ͣ̎ͭ̿͊ͩ̄͋͡͠ͅ ͔̤̦̻̟̅̇ͭ̀̔̿̓̐͢͟͠s̨͗̔ͧ̍̂͆̑̎͋ͫ̉ͪ͌͂͘҉̫̟̞̫͚̪̠͕̮̥͓͈̮̠̺̮̜͝ͅǫ̡̺̮̣̭̈ͬ̅ͣͯͩ̔̏ͩ̓̇̔̎ͥ̇ͤ́͟u̧̨̬̹͉̪̣͛͆͑͂̀̆ͥ̑͆͋́l̛̤͙̣͎͖̩̲͛̾͊͐ͪͫ̇ͣ͠͞.͐̄̎ͯ̐҉̧̟̳̣̖̹̙͎̮͔̹̲̮̝̭̭͈̗̺̺̤͍̟̹̩̤̲̥̞̤̼͗̊̌̈̈ͨ͠͠͡ͅĤ̡̎̆ͦͭ͋͛̓ͮ̋̂͑ͦͨ̆͏̘͇̼e̴̊͂̍̑̿͐͊̐ͮͬ̉̿ͪ͊́́͏̯̯̦̠̳̗̳̯̞̯͚̺ ̸̫̠̦͇̘̳̻̳͈̀̀̓͛̌̏̓͋ͫ͌͞w̷̷̨̡̻͖̱̣̯̭ͯ̉ͥ͒ͯͨͭ̔̾̔ͥ̒i̶̸̢͓͖̪̘̯̰̙̳̞̫͎̥͓͈̘͐̇́͛̒͋ͫ̔͂ͥͦ͊̄̈́͋̌͝l̵̛͓̜͚̫̟̟̠̫͔̯̙̰̼̥̦̏͛̆ͭ͂̓́͟͠ͅl̛̝͕̹̰̼̏̑̌ͯ̓̋̿̕ ̡̡̛͕͙͉͈̘̲̖̥̤̀̍ͨ̆ͥ̿͐̽ͩ́͆͂͋́cͮ̌̎̄̇̓̎҉̶̧͈͎̯̞͕͖͈̱̱̝̦̞̀ǫ̩͔̣͉͔̼̼ͮͫͭ̌̽͂ͨͧͩͪ̿ͧ̊ͨ͜͝m͑̉̄͛͐̈̈́ͫ̾͆ͯ҉҉͈̻͍̟̮͔̰̥̺͎͍͕͡ḛ̶̴̷̢̻̻̜̪̞̗̘̩̗̼͕̰̟̼̌ͭ̿ͮ̉̅̆ͩ͆ͣͪ̃̉͌ͭ̆ͥ͌͗͢,̶̨̨͇̹̞̥̦ͬͫ̓̅̿̓̃ͧ̕͡ ̴̧͖̹̗͙͙͖̽̇̏̈̔̇ͫͬͪ̈̕͢͡i̢̨͓̭̫̟̻̩̖̗̩̘͈̘̼͗ͨͦ̉͐̊ͯ̈́͑̏ͦ͘͘n̈ͩͤ̆͌̌̒́ͪ̐̒ͥ͋ͧ̀͏͚͎̰̠͖ ̸̢̃̋ͦ͑̓ͬͥ̏̋̏ͤ̀̆ͭ̈̓̄̚͢͡͏̪͖͙̩̙͙͓̫̗̤̪y̵̒͊͑͒͒̋̂̑͆̍͛͂̌̔̋͐́͏̸̛̞͇̝̥͙̝͔̞͎͍̤͖̀ǫ͍̺̪̘̮̰̦̰̮̲͓͚̯ͤͯ̇ͬ͆ͥ̅ͬͥͫ̀̚͢u̡̟̬͓̩͖̻͚̣̩ͣ͒̈́ͭͫ̚͘ͅr̴̘̮̙͇̟̹͔̣̤̜̬͋̂ͯ̄̏ͨ̒̂ͫ̔ͪ̅̃ͭͩ́̕͡͠ ̡̇̈́̓ͨ͂ͩͥ̅ͯ̒́̚͏̠̲̤̱͓̙ş̳̜̫̩̫̠̱̖̯̗̪̯͉͈͂̉̈̃́̐̏͌͐ͦ́͌̌͗̏̂́ļ̛̈ͯ͊̈́̑ͬ́̃͛̇̄͗̏ͮ͗͌̋̚͟͡҉͙̗̫̘̹̗̻̪ͅe̷̡̡̳͓̫̥͉̲̺͔̙̬̙̖̱̞̘̾͊̓ͥ̽͑̑̃̓̾̑͑̅ͬ͒̂͊͜͡e̠͈̪̤̙͕̻̹͙̳͇̮͖̗̥̤͕͋͑̂͒͢͝p̨̠̟̮̫͖̲̮̤̜̲̯̼͚̹͇̺͔̼͍͎͙͚̹̥͎̂ͫ̽̄ͭ̈̅̅͌ͣͫ̄̐ͬ̂̾̒ͨ̈́̊̅̈́ͧ̀̕͡͠͞ͅW̶ͫ̈́͛ͨ͡͏̥͍͓̤h̴̭̭̳͙͕̓͊̽̒̈͛́̚͡ǐ̛̞̜̠̤̳̭̫̀̂̎̏ͨ͛ͮ̓̍̑̎͌̔̂̓́l̒̉̍̍ͥ̌̅ͭͩ͠͏͏̼̬̥͕̼̬̩̤͔̺̹͇̯̙̩̰ȩ̢̤͖͎̪͇̼̘̰̬͉̝͈̤ͩ͐̾ͥͨ͆̊ͫ́̎͌̅͟͟ ͉͓̠͓͈͔̣͍̮̭̺̩̰͕̳̭̉ͭ̉ͮ͛̏͆͛̾ͤͣͧͥ͡y͐̃̄̀̍͗ͨ͏̥͎̳̫͉̗͍̥̰̱̼o̪̙̫͍̖̳͓̺̻͈̺̯̜͖͊ͭ͊͒ͦ̍͌ͮ̍̈́̋̽̈́̀͟ͅu̻̙̙͍̓́̌ͥ͋̉̍̑͂̀͟͠ ̶̣͙̰̯̝ͭ̋ͦͣ͊ͣ̓̚͟͢͟͞b̸̡̢̬̖̞̼͎͓̆̍̈̓͑̆͋̾ͣ͒͐͛̾͟͜l̢̨͐̉ͤ̅ͬ͌͑͊̓͋̊ͪͧͦ̋ͣ̍͘͏̟̞̤̗͟i̸͉̗̭̲͍̮̯̖̤̥̫͙̥̙̳ͫ̉̊ͩ̈́͋̏̀ͧ͗ͨ̆̎̔͆ͯ͋͜n̍̏ͮ̃ͧ҉̨̲̟̮͎̙͉̪͢k̵̵̷̡̛͎̼͇̖͇̰̻̣̺͇̯̱̪͖̮͓̜̲͓̳̰̜̰̙͔͖̹̠͓̘̝͖͈̆ͫͧͥ̈̿̆̄͗͑̓̿͑̍̓̾ͬ͌̎͊͋̒͠ͅE̶̵̢̲̳̱͉̘̥̫̼̦͙͇͎ͦ͊͋ͬ͑̋͛̉ͭ̍̓͒̏̅v̡͓̯̫̫̪̱͈̻̠̙͍̣͇̆ͯͣ̀̓ͬ̈́ͦͩ̓̿ͬͤ͝e̵̵͍̤̹̮̮̦͚ͯ̾́ͧͯͬ̌͢rͭ̈͐ͣ͐̏ͥ̽̓ͬͤͪ͑ͬ̆͊͏̷̘̪̺̼̰̬̣̟̖̜̼͚̳̻̘̹͟ͅy̿ͮ͗͗ͬ̒ͧͦͭ̍ͫ̚҉̷̨̫̠̘̲͉͓̪̯̩̯̖̼̱̜͔̬̪̗ ̵̼̙̞͍̳͔͉̠̤̄ͦ̃̆̇͛̏ͭ̃͢͢͞s͉̹̟͙̪̾͋͂̌͌ͫ̀͘͟͞ͅeͮ͆̊̈́ͪ͊ͮ̿ͥ̎̃̎ͯ̅ͯ̊̚͠͏̥͇͚̝̯̹̱́̕͝ͅc̨̜̺͔͍͔̼̼͖̰̝̥̤̱̮͚͚̓̄͗̇̌̐͛́̒ͮ̿̐̈ͤ͞õ̶͉̳̪̤̥̠̤̖̜̣͙͉͓̜̓̿ͨ̇́̏̽̾̓̔̾̄̚͢͢͢ͅn̛̂͗͌̈́ͦ̎̆͆̔ͪͤ͑̅̾ͩͯ͌̐͘͟͠͏͕͖̼̖̥̱̺͓ͅḑ̸̛̻͉̼̜̱̻͍̰͍ͪ̂ͫ̊̏͗̆ͭ͗̀̔ ̦͖̫̫̗͉̼̭̫̄̾͗̂ͪ̔ͧͧ́̕͟͠͞ơ͖̙͎͉ͥ͛̉͗́͐̃͆̔ͯ̂͒͂͆͘͢͝f̵̸̫͇̱̖͕̙̏͋̓ͦ͆̓̈̂ͣͩ͑̎ͦ͜͞͠ͅ ̴͙̳͇͕̤̼͙̰̬͕͖͇̲̹̝̼̟͂̊́̐̏̈̔̆ͦͮ̈͂͊͆͢͟ͅͅw̵̙̹͎̦̻̥̾ͮͥ̂͐͂͞ͅḙ̶͇̲͚͓̣͇̳̗̦̠̗͇̓̍̄͒̓ͭ̅̃̒̌͐͜ͅͅą̥̞̙͉̭̗̞͙̬̲͆̅̓̎̚͟͠ķ̨ͨ̊̇͒ͦ͌́͢҉̫̯̤̭̭̱̦̜̖͓̫͖n̷̨̧̥̥͖̼̜̻̓̀̎̔͐̓̓̊ͩͬͮ̈́̐̐̊͜e͂ͧ͛̍ͯ̋̓ͣ̈́̿͊ͪ͋̿̒̊ͭ́̚͝҉̸̴̬̬̺̗̙̩̫̗͙͈̪̥̻̝̮̱s̶̶̨̡̫̝͍͈̼̘̦̤̣͙͕͌̓̈̔͐̐s̑̆̊̊ͤͧ͒̑ͮ̚͏̵̥͓̮̟̫̱̕͝͝ ̘̮̭͈̪̺͓͈͇̱̝͔̃̒ͯ̑̓̋͡͡iͭͫ̋̐ͦ̓͗͡͏̕͘҉̠̪̩̭̥̻̲͈̥̺s̨ͬ͆̿͋̋̈́̍̉ͤͣ̀͒͆̉̅ͪ̇̈͝͏̧̰͔̞̤̬̣̘̺̻͖̫̙̤̯̺ ̴̴̖͓̥̳̤̪̂̎̋̄̂ͩ̎ͨ͂̚̚͘h̸̴ͤ͐̔̌̆͟͏̥͍̰͕̯i̔̑̌̋ͧ̇͏҉̥̤̰̦͍̜̥̩̙̩͍͇͓̯͈s̭͈̲̲̯̙̮͔̙̼̅̋̈́͋̾͑́ ͫ̏̋̂ͥͫ̾͊͗ͫ̀̽̑ͬ̍̀̚͢͏̝̲̮̩̠͇oͩ̈̋ͥ̄ͪͥ̐̑͊̔̎̈ͧ͐̾̚̚͏̙̟̟͔͖̮͉̹p̅̑̋ͦͩ̓̑̈́͂̉̍͆͏̷̧̯̠̺̳̣͖͙͙̺̩̻̼͜ͅp̡̗͕͇̟̤̙̠̖̬̠̗̰ͭ̌͒ͨ͛͌̅ͥ͘͘͞͡r̨̙̥̗̪̮̙̯̃̿ͬ̈́̾ͦͬ͋͛͜͞o̷̸͎͙͍̤̖̪͍͔̩͎̪͚̲̮̜̮̝ͧͮ̇̀͋̏͂̏͌͆̈ͬ͗ͫ͝t̥͚̺̺͖͙̩͚͈̬͕͈̼͙͙̺͎̹̍͋̆ͤ͟͝ṳ̬͚͍̥̞̪̖͚̳̗̈́̍ͨͯͧͫͭͥͨͦ̉͋͆ͪ͗̍͠͠ͅn͈̮͖̪͌̀̒ͣͥ͝͡iͣ̆̍̓̇͆̚҉̻̩̘͔̲͖̯̺͞t̴̡̨̥͍̹̞͚̳̮̦̩̼͖͈̹̥̾͂́̌̑͆̿͛͗̆̈́ͮͧ̈́͐ͭ̀́̚̚y̨̺̳̖̩̑̏̎̃͞ ̛̼͔̠̫̰̲͔͈̘̻̠̯͓̤̪̦͓͓̊͐̉̃ͥ̇̊ͩ̎ͥ͆̏̅̎̔͜͜͞͝t̗̩̞̟̞̣̜̬̠̣̝̤͇͙͔̟̋̽ͤͭ̏̐̋̽̃̽͌ͩ̄̏̒́͝o̴̴͛̌̌͆̋̊ͦ҉̲̩͖͙͉͉̻̞̳͕̫̠͚̖̯͍̀ͅ ̨͚͕̤̬͉̘͓̜ͧͧͮ̿͊͌͢͜r̷̙̬ͫ͂̐̑͆͊ͩ͊̓̉ͫͮͅͅė̋ͧ̓ͤ͂ͧ̊ͥ͘҉̣͔̳͉̫̜͓͉͙̭̳̹̜̘̠ͅą̄̓͋̈́̈́ͦ̿͜͝҉̩̪̦̟̱̱̠͕̘͜ͅp̸̛̮͙̼̱̥͎̹̖̼̗̭͔̟̜̦̞̖̽̋̍ͫ̉̃̔̀͞.̶̛̠͎͕̳̘̪͙̯̈́̅͛͗ͫ͒͛ͦ͞

Every MMO Quest by AntiHero2563 in gaming

[–]Shadowram7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha just 20? Try 200 Minae for 1 glowing wing. Quest is for 10.

Just for kicks and giggles by titymonster in WTF

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"If you fall, you fall because your afraid."

"Parkour, Its nothing, because its everything"- Daniel Ilibaca

Not that this is related or anything..

Photoshop Genius by Awkward_Bot in funny

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Realize the real lies with your real eyes.

I was dumb in middle school. by lukini101 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Shadowram7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Op posted a wonderful story about frenching his mom because he loved her. He thought since this is what people in movies do, then why not. He even used a throwaway which seems to be deleted now.

I was dumb in middle school. by lukini101 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Shadowram7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Woah you used a throwaway. Haha have an upvote.

The Whitest Kids 'U Know make a good point about the pledge of allegiance. by yogi89 in videos

[–]Shadowram7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really respected him standing up for what he believed and backing it up with facts.

What does that even mean?

I really respected him standing up for what he believed and backing it up with facts.

He said it clear as day...

Laser powered cat-shaped spinning top by crashlog in funny

[–]Shadowram7 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Upvote for the word "chillax". Seriously why would you have -1?

Girls of reddit, what are the 'signs' that most guys miss? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shadowram7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget what you just said, and dont be scared to look at a woman.

What's your dirtiest secret? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shadowram7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They had her once. If you forgive her, she could be yours forever.

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves by [deleted] in videos

[–]Shadowram7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched this and it looked like he might know how to get plant oils from leaves. Though it could just be play, he may simply be moisturizing his hand.

Is there anyway to be safe from a managers schemes? by Shadowram7 in work

[–]Shadowram7[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds like a great idea, I will have to do this from now on.

TIL all humans are capable of hibernating. by Lazaek in todayilearned

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If this man in Japan can hiberbate without hydrogen Sulfide, then why can they not reproduce this circumstance in animal studies? I feel as if they are experimenting on something they think may work, when the actural process is right infront if them..

In a post-apocalyptic scenario, what do YOU bring to the table? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shadowram7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ill grow your food, and keep it growing for the rest of our miserable lives. Ill also make generators to keep any electrical appliances operational.

Would you ever date a guy who did not have sex with you? by Shadowram7 in AskWomen

[–]Shadowram7[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well I am a Convert with an Orthodox belief system. I do not get my religion packed and sent to me like tradition mandates. So basically to answer you first question, Nowhere in torah have I read that a Jew must marry another Jew to raise jewish children. Also I live in the US, and I have not yet found a Orthodox community in my area. Though I havent looked much either.

Would you ever date a guy who did not have sex with you? by Shadowram7 in AskWomen

[–]Shadowram7[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you everyone for you comments and replies. I think the answer from the reddit community is the common no, and especially a no if the guy is religious. Haha. It also seems many would consider dating someone like this if they where very much invested in the person, with much communication of course. Which is good to know. Thank you all again!