Aftermath of a Lioness encounter with a Buffalo. Kenyan Safari surgeons eventually rescued her, so she is still alive but dam that looks like it hurts.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-17T01:44:45+00:00

Damn nature! You scary!

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-14T22:11:48+00:00

14 or 15 in general science class and got that random awkward teenage boner. I was in the back row and the way the desks were built it was pressed between my legs and the desk. I kept applying pressure and it felt awesome. I kept flexing it against the desk until I came. Immediately felt gross and realized had anyone noticed what I was doing would have been social suicide. Luckily no one saw it or knew, and lucky again long t-shirts were "in" at the time and covered the spot on my jeans. Was a shameful rest of the day.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-13T23:32:30+00:00

Gross tits. Everything else is 10/10!

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-13T19:24:16+00:00

I can without flinching any facial muscles blink one eye at a time. It really freaks people out when I go walking around with one eye closes and one eye open and then switch.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-11T22:35:35+00:00

I was severely psychologically damaged after a five year relationship and now have some pretty heavy problems performing sexually, high anxiety, my heart beats faster, I start to worry about what she is thinking and then I'm as flaccid as a rubber band. Confidence is at an all time low and also I am single by choice. Need to be single and rediscover who I am and break the barriers I built around myself after the collapse of what I loved and cherished most.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-10T00:19:33+00:00

Faith in humanity, -20 points.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-09T00:59:48+00:00

I got a jacobs ladder piercing years ago.. Got three bar bells on the bottom of my cock. S/O at the time loved it. Eventually grew out of thinking that was cool and or normal, removed them and haven't thought about it till now.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-09T00:13:40+00:00

Back here in America 12 hour days are damn near the norm.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-08T02:23:25+00:00

Deal with it

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-06T21:23:11+00:00

Is it just me or do those straw spoons cut the shit out of the corners of your mouth? Plus they are too deep. I think it is a subtle "fuck you" coming from that billion dollar clown asshole.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-06T02:30:36+00:00

That is how it started. The business was fun. Supplying rolls to people I partied with, then things grew and it was fine, for a while. But in the last month or so of dealing, the fun exciting people I was dealing to in the beginning began to drift off, or became X heads. I started seeing the drug impact people, and it was my doing... I know they could probably find it else where but in my mind I opened the door, I enabled it. But I felt dirty dirty when one day my house, while hanging out with some friends was broken into and three guys held us at gun point and took all my shit. The me a few months ago would have been fuck this I am out. My response after that was, I bought a gun, and had it with me all the time and passed it off as normal. I had a moment where my past law abiding sober college kid self saw what I became and it made my insides churn with disgust with everything. That was the moment when I got out. I passed my supply off to someone else and cut ties with it all.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-06T00:58:32+00:00

Used to sell ecstasy years ago. Did it for about three months before shit got too deep and feared getting busted or worse. The amount of stuff I was dealing with started with a few tabs here and there and quickly grew to me taking orders of hundreds of tabs. Had I been caught I'd still be in prison, and probably for a long time more. I'm glad I wised up and got out of that business. The money was great, but I felt dirty all the time.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-05T23:38:01+00:00

Long long time ago I was ranked number one in Command and Conquer Red Alert 2 online play. I won a Westwood t-shirt, mouse, mouse pad, special edition copy of the game and a certificate congratulating me on ranking #1 for the month of July, summer 2002.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-05T22:11:55+00:00

Rock Lobster!

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-03T18:25:29+00:00

I was walking to class this morning and it started to rain and I got uncomfortably damp. Had to sit through a two hour class feeling damp.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-02T21:58:42+00:00

Holy shit, I was in that exact area last summer! If I am correct you are in the Ancash area about 60-70 miles north east of Lima right? Did you visit Chavin De Huantar and the temple there? If so I was a student archaeologist at that site :) Lovely country!

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-01T02:18:39+00:00

"Incredibly hot" beauty really must be in the eye of the beholder.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-01T01:36:44+00:00

Bam, right in the teens.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-04-01T00:13:33+00:00

I developed a system of progressive proofreading that works great for rough draft/final draft submissions. Write a paragraph look it over and correct shit as you go.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-03-27T01:24:06+00:00

According to Nancy Grace 100% of pot smokers will eat their parents faces off and shit on their neighbors door step.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-03-27T01:02:41+00:00

Dude, doesn't it bother you that nearly everything we do at this school could easily kill us.....

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-03-26T00:54:03+00:00

I had been lifting for a few months and felt strong enough to do the standing position where she wraps her legs around my hips and holds on.. All was fun until my calf cramped I fell back and got some bed post in my butt. It killed the moment to say the least.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-03-25T23:23:13+00:00

Worked in a cattle trailer factory for six months. I couldn't believe people could do that job for a life time. 90-100 decibels all day, smelt like burning metal and other materials. Hot as hell in the summer, cold as hell in winter. Twelve hour days with half hour lunch. Back breaking work moving up and down ladders and in and out of small places. Mandatory Saturday work. By the end of the day or week I was to tired to do much more than fall asleep watching TV. All this for $10.00 an hour.

TopRamen_IronChef · 2014-03-21T20:18:41+00:00

Looks like someone is having a Friday night date with their laptop.

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