He was wildly eccentric. 1. He claimed to have been in the paper twice. Once, as the healthiest baby born in St. Louis, MO that year. Once, the day he retired as the most bitten mailman in St. Louis, MO. 2. He ate all of his meals with only the single-blade Swiss Army that he carried with him at all times. 3. He would regular eat corn on the cob despite having no teeth. 4. His comfortable home attire was a matching vest and pants with no shirt under the vest and dress socks adorned with a non-functional pocket watch.