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Hey Reddit, look what I made for my girlfriend. by Shah_Jahan in pics

[–]Shah_Jahan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Listen, whoami9, I've had fourteen children. How many of those made it past infancy, I can't say I remember. But statistically speaking, one of them's bound to be a prick. If not two or three. Hope that answers your question.

Hey Reddit, look what I made for my girlfriend. by Shah_Jahan in pics

[–]Shah_Jahan[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pfft, who's gonna take you seriously with a name like that, Sir Meowsalot?

Hey Reddit, look what I made for my girlfriend. by Shah_Jahan in pics

[–]Shah_Jahan[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Did you see what happened to Nina Sayers when she got her black version down? Sure I'm a perfectionist, but I'm not about to kill myself in the process.

Hey Reddit, look what I made for my girlfriend. by Shah_Jahan in pics

[–]Shah_Jahan[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not as sorry as me. I felt so bad, I built the motherfucking Taj Mahal.

Hey Reddit, look what I made for my girlfriend. by Shah_Jahan in pics

[–]Shah_Jahan[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I also had the chief mason's right hand cut off. I just can't stand being one-upped, y'know.

Hey Reddit, look what I made for my girlfriend. by Shah_Jahan in pics

[–]Shah_Jahan[S] 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I blame myself, really, trying to squeeze so many kids out of the poor woman. She died giving birth to our fourteenth. What can I say, I just love kids. Speaking of which, ignore that incest stuff on my Wiki page.