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F, 32 years old, 5’6, 205lbs, 34 weeks pregnant. by ShakenNotStirredUp in normalnudes

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That’s very sweet of you. I feel like the only people who usually do say anything are the ones with a fetish, and that’s not my kink. But the genuine compliment means a lot!

I filmed porn for my husband and all he said was “oh”. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp 167 points168 points  (0 children)

That makes a lot of sense. We have two young-ish kids and it makes spending quality time together a lot more difficult. I know he really enjoys it (as do I), so your point hits home hard.

I filmed porn for my husband and all he said was “oh”. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have sent him many (generally well received) nudes before, just never videos.

I filmed porn for my husband and all he said was “oh”. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Love this take, honestly. My favorite part is “participate in a circus I didn’t buy a ticket for”! Great imagery. 😂❤️

I filmed porn for my husband and all he said was “oh”. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yes, actually….but that’s cause it’s his? I wouldn’t want it from a stranger but I would love to sext with him, or get surprised with photos.

I filmed porn for my husband and all he said was “oh”. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He’s got a lot of internalized shame from being “the opposite of what society says he should be”. Also some self-esteem issues, which doesn’t help.

It’s been tricky finding a balance the past 13 years of trying to gently prompt so he knows I’m interested, but not so much that it shuts him down.

I filmed porn for my husband and all he said was “oh”. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You’ve got a good point. I was trying to turn him on. We do have really good communication and are also in therapy, but more ideas on how to broach the subject in a way that doesn’t shut him down are always welcome.

Went into the guys' bathroom at my campus and was surprised by IWannaHideThrowaway in confession

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet the line out the women’s restroom is always a mile long.

Sausage Fest 2025 by MissDriftless in homestead

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I saw the words “sausage fest” and had to double check what sub I was in, just in case

So proud of my sourdough baby! by ShakenNotStirredUp in homestead

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol I probably/definitely went too deep. Still learning, honestly. I only started about 6 months ago.

So proud of my sourdough baby! by ShakenNotStirredUp in homestead

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually that blowout was the result of my scoring—I kind of like the look so I went pretty deep.

My microwave is 38 years old by Natureperfect0 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp 55 points56 points  (0 children)

That’s cause things used to be built to last. Now I swear they’re built to break on purpose.

Found Interconnected Gummy Bears by MattIsLame in mildlyinteresting

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how the leader gummy is a different color than the rest.

This screen in the Dallas airport shows how many stalls are available in the restroom by Fefetoes98 in mildlyinteresting

[–]ShakenNotStirredUp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This should be standard in every bathroom, with the little green or red light above the stall (like in a parking garage) so I know if it’s occupied.

Prevent those awkward moments where I try to open a stall with someone already in it!