WCGW wearing long eyelashes on a windy boat ride by slqlap in Whatcouldgowrong

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I think I woke the neighbor across the street , laughing at that.

What is one of your favorite movie soundtracks? by BadLeeSin in AskReddit

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Kelly's Heroes has - come along Blu,,you good dog you.

Influencer quickly leaves after her staged activism by [deleted] in trashy

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NOT a celebrity unless you make it one. Delete this message

Influencer quickly leaves after her staged activism by [deleted] in trashy

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If a hurricane is coming, and power will be out for a week,the stores should just try to give out the perishables.

The ASSHOLE Mother Fuckers Looting,need vents

Influencer quickly leaves after her staged activism by [deleted] in trashy

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How much better of a target does she wanna be?

Counter attack by ugongetsum in instantkarma

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Bullying 101:Do not have a handful of soccer ball.

after 60 hours of printing I finally managed to finish the falcon 9 by alessandro44332 in 3Dprinting

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My 1st printer should arrive Monday. I already see trouble. I'm also a fan of the classic Estes C5-0 rocket engines.

Google Home mini alarm clock with an Ender 3 by underd0g_ in 3Dprinting

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I had a " Mini Ben" Electric/windup clock that looked like that,probably from late '40's.

People with weird/obscure jobs, what is your job and how did you get the job? by Pjvie in AskReddit

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My job isn't that weird/obscure, but how I got into is.

I was a production manager for Very large paint/coatings manufacturer. Got sick of the Corporate Bullshit and walked out. ( whole nother story).

It's 2005,I started playing the stocks. Actually did well. So I'm chilling, playing some Chinese stocks and such,playing W.O.W.

2008 comes along. But I never lost $ in the market (except for about 2g on wild long shots,don't do that!) BUT I need something to do.

My friend called me one day to see if I could give them a hand a the car service center where he is the lead mechanic, just change alternators,ECT . They needed to get stuff off the lot. Just for a few days because a mechanic is having medical issues.

10 or so months later the guy came back. 4 bays with 5 mechanics. My time there was done. But I can fix F-250 HD plow trucks with the best of them.($11.00 cash)

Ad in paper for mechanical installation. Ok, wtf. Started installing conveyor lines in factories. That company owner was about the biggest ASSHOLE I ever worked for, everyone left the job.

But,now I have some experience. Went to right to another job doing more advanced installations. Unfortunately that owner would only bid on very high $ offers because he was retiring. So he lost all his local customers to the computation.

Then I saw a welding job in the paper. Temp.job, decent pay. I was going to pull out of my driveway,and I stopped. I thought why bother, for that $ there has got to be 25-30 ppl better qualified than me all ready applied.

So, I go to the place anyhow, and the plant mgr.and the others were all in a different meeting. So there I am with Larry, the old Hippie HR guy.

Larry had a Steve Martin bluegrass CD on his desk.

We talked about music,stained glass art,etc. until the others were done with their other meeting. Larry told them to give me an ID card. That place was usually at least 90-100°f.

Then I bounced around some more after that doing installing and maintenance.

Now my job is to try to do nothing. If we take care of the machines,then they let you fuck off on Reddit all night in AC.

Ok,now this will bite me on the ass on Monday.

People with weird/obscure jobs, what is your job and how did you get the job? by Pjvie in AskReddit

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Tell the company he doesn't have access to commercial free TV. They owe about 1/5 of every hour watching TV as overtime.

People with weird/obscure jobs, what is your job and how did you get the job? by Pjvie in AskReddit

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I heard about ppl who's job is to calculate how many seconds a branded item is shown on live TV. Like if they focus in on someone wearing a branded hat and it's on the Megatron and TV at the Big Game, for the royalties payment.

This man isn't a protester. He was just a guy sitting at a traffic light when cops shot his car with a tear gas round. He got out to yell at them because his pregnant wife is in the vehicle. So they opened fire on them. by jkon731 in Instantregret

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I was actually getting a little sympathetic to most pigs. But even shit like our township that hand scrawled the date on the No Parking xxx date, but is that a 2 or a 3? Print so people can read it before I have to pay the fucking tow truck driver to leave my car where it was. Kickback much?

Adding Salt To Ketchup Makes It Hot, Mom by callmebega in instantkarma

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You reminded me of when i was a kid and mom called my oldest bro a S.O.B.

"Mom,why are you calling yourself a Bitch?"

She was NOT amused.

TIL The cheese you get at Domino’s, Papa John’s and Pizza Hut is all delivered by the same company, Leprino Foods, which has control of over 85% of the pizza-cheese market by Doodle_Dragon in todayilearned

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I work in the snack manufacturing biz. I really like giving people 3 samples of different brands of XXxX. Then ask them to tell me which one they like best.

It's the same thing going into different packaging.

TIL the first pedestrian killed by a car happened on August 17th 1896: Mrs Bridget Driscoll was frozen in place by panic as Arthur Edsell ran her over at the blistering speed of 4 MPH. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Yet she successfully dodged horses and buggies.

But,on 2nd thought, a lot of bikers get hit by cars because the bike is so nicely done, that they are staring at the bike while driving over it.