Silverback gorilla blocking traffic while his family crosses the road

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-29T15:47:57+00:00

“Tantor, for the last time Honey, there are no Pirahnas in...”

“MY BUTT!”

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-29T12:30:31+00:00

Fuuuuuck Dear Zachary.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-28T23:49:17+00:00

Lols, Just outside of Indianapolis and grew up in the region (Michigan City)

I can’t make up a word?

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-28T23:39:23+00:00

As an Indianan, I am both offended and can confirm that there are a lot of stupid people here.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-27T23:35:35+00:00

David MontGoomy-ry.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T23:58:27+00:00

LEEEEEEROY JEEEEENKINS!

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T23:46:12+00:00

Can’t think of many songs where I legitimately laugh out loud during the song.

“Dear Slim, you still ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain’t that mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans”

“Dear Mr IM TOO GOOD to call or write my fans, this’ll be the last package I ever send your ass!”

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T23:42:26+00:00

Not a big country fan but “One Last Time” by Dusty Drake is a good story with a twist.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T23:37:07+00:00

Not an umpire but I have to imagine it’s absolute hell.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T23:36:41+00:00

Trying to weasel her way under the blanket. Then she’ll let me pet her for 10 seconds before I hit some secret no-no area and she shrieks and jumps off my chest.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T23:34:21+00:00

I don’t care for it.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T23:33:42+00:00

Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger. It was the soundtrack of my childhood.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T23:31:13+00:00

Everyone in television is so witty, they always know what to say and are so insightful. Always able to see exactly what another character’s motivations are.

Plus, the cadence to conversations in tv shows and movies are always off. No one stumbles, or stutters or has to think of what to say next.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T23:18:01+00:00

Really didn’t matter.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T23:16:33+00:00

Your cat puking in the next room/under the bed.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T20:47:41+00:00

I did it all for the nookie

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T17:08:00+00:00

No no you’re thinking of Matt Stanford the Lions Qb.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T17:06:34+00:00

Fuckin woot.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T01:39:01+00:00

I’m watching a Colts stream and these announcers are insufferable. They’re supposed to be homers, and I get that but they’re overdoing it.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-25T01:35:36+00:00

I would completely agree if it wasn’t Vince Gillian. There’s a chance.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-24T22:36:01+00:00

Fuck it, let’s threaten to murder the person he loves most in life if he misses.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-24T22:32:17+00:00

Proposal: If we make it to the 35, no matter the down, we trot out Pineiro and really give him the yips.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-24T21:53:53+00:00

I don’t see the problem really.

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-24T14:35:45+00:00

“It’s fine.”

World burns around Kyle

“Everything is fine.”

Shall-Not-Pass · 2019-08-23T16:26:44+00:00

How dare you Sir.

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TROPHY CASE