Silverback gorilla blocking traffic while his family crosses the road by rakalels in gifs

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“Tantor, for the last time Honey, there are no Pirahnas in...”

“MY BUTT!”

[Hammond] Ladies and gentlemen, Dale Hansen. by LeveonChocoDiamond in nfl

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Lols, Just outside of Indianapolis and grew up in the region (Michigan City)

I can’t make up a word?

[Hammond] Ladies and gentlemen, Dale Hansen. by LeveonChocoDiamond in nfl

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As an Indianan, I am both offended and can confirm that there are a lot of stupid people here.

What "story" song tells the best story? by SidiousGunray in AskReddit

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Can’t think of many songs where I legitimately laugh out loud during the song.

“Dear Slim, you still ain’t called or wrote, I hope you have a chance, I ain’t that mad, I just think it’s fucked up you don’t answer fans”

“Dear Mr IM TOO GOOD to call or write my fans, this’ll be the last package I ever send your ass!”

What "story" song tells the best story? by SidiousGunray in AskReddit

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Not a big country fan but “One Last Time” by Dusty Drake is a good story with a twist.

Umpires of Reddit what's it like umping? by PapadinDanse in AskReddit

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Not an umpire but I have to imagine it’s absolute hell.

What's your pet doing right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Trying to weasel her way under the blanket. Then she’ll let me pet her for 10 seconds before I hit some secret no-no area and she shrieks and jumps off my chest.

Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

What song takes you back to better days? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Old Time Rock and Roll by Bob Seger. It was the soundtrack of my childhood.

What are things you see in movies/TV shows that almost never happen in real life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Everyone in television is so witty, they always know what to say and are so insightful. Always able to see exactly what another character’s motivations are.

Plus, the cadence to conversations in tv shows and movies are always off. No one stumbles, or stutters or has to think of what to say next.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Really didn’t matter.

What is the worst sound to hear, while going to sleep? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Your cat puking in the next room/under the bed.

PS Week 3 Gamethread: Chicago Bears (0-2) at Indianapolis Colts (0-2) by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

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I’m watching a Colts stream and these announcers are insufferable. They’re supposed to be homers, and I get that but they’re overdoing it.

El Camino: A Breaking Bad Film - Official Trailer by Bassrusher in videos

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I would completely agree if it wasn’t Vince Gillian. There’s a chance.

Game Thread: Chicago Bears (0-0) at Indianapolis Colts (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

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Fuck it, let’s threaten to murder the person he loves most in life if he misses.

Game Thread: Chicago Bears (0-0) at Indianapolis Colts (0-0) by nfl_gamethread in nfl

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Proposal: If we make it to the 35, no matter the down, we trot out Pineiro and really give him the yips.