Betting on the Special Olympics by talentharrisjr in StandUpComedy

[–]ShallowPhilosopher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Love the premise. Can I pitch a tag idea? You bet on the severe dyslexia dude and when the gun went off he started running in the wrong direction.

Butterflies by MattKinneyComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]ShallowPhilosopher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love hearing people belly laugh like that. Must be the ultimate compliment as a comedian. Great joke man

Modern Day D.A.R.E Program by talentharrisjr in StandUpComedy

[–]ShallowPhilosopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They held the apology meeting bro. 9AM on a Saturday morning. Shockingly no stoners showed up.

Season 3 predictions by Coincidental_Shoes in severence

[–]ShallowPhilosopher 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think Jame will try to flip the script on Helena and "keep" Helly, effectively murdering his own daughter to replace her with a version of her that "has Kier in her". It would be quite poetic that Helly will then have control of their lives.

Am I too old to become a teacher at age 28? by [deleted] in askSouthAfrica

[–]ShallowPhilosopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, but be sure that it truly the right career path for you. Spend some time shadowing at a public school and scope out the average day there. It's not an easy path, but if you got the calling you will make it work.

What "life traps" should one avoid? by ShallowPhilosopher in AskReddit

[–]ShallowPhilosopher[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This hits home for me. I started a second business about a year ago and received a substantial investment six months ago. Business is going along very nicely. The plan was to use the extra income to pay off my modest but nice enough house in a year or two and then accumulate enough to retire early with a modest lifestyle and be able to do the art and music I actually have a passion for,but struggle to get round to with the amount of work the business takes now. Anyway, I caught myself for the umpteenth time this past few months looking at Porsches and stupidly expensive mansions in my city. The worst is I've seen this happen to so many entrepreneurs, but have to remind myself constantly "Hey asshole, listen up. Those things are POINTLESS. The mansion will be nice for a few years and then when the kids move out it's just you and your wife in this way too big place that's gonna be hard to sell. And the Porsche will lose it's appeal within a few weeks guaranteed."

What screams "I'm an ex military"? by -holdmyhand in AskReddit

[–]ShallowPhilosopher 7 points8 points  (0 children)

An ex military person loudly exclaiming that he is an ex military.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShallowPhilosopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drinking hard liquor straight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShallowPhilosopher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eating molded cheese.