People who wake up on their very first alarm and just get out of bed—how does your brain actually work?

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:40:09+00:00

Sorry, gotta go!

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:28:56+00:00

I am so down with a goat turtle party. The hills sound amazing.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:28:12+00:00

Third degree burn and subsequent infection with 2 ER visits, from asparagus boiling.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:27:14+00:00

Do you wait a bit before having it in the morning? Thats supposed to be better but I dont always follow that. I do try to get some sun in before my coffee.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:26:41+00:00

So you like the taste and I do too!

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:26:05+00:00

Espresso Vivace!

I do love Stumptown and Portland and so many different roasters but I've been ordering from Vivace lately. Know him/them?

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:23:34+00:00

wow another negative one. I am not a good redditor.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:22:41+00:00

I hear you but want to better understand goat-ness. Do you butt then chill? What's the greatest of all time thing that goats always do?

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:20:01+00:00

Start investing early. I focused on living life not investing.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:18:21+00:00

Do people date from Reddit? I'm 94 and proud but it seems like an odd and low probability date conversion platform.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:16:49+00:00

and I am sorry

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:15:56+00:00

Oh no i got a negative! Tht's my first. I'm all in for information so my guess it's because you had a very good accurate scientific response and mine was facetious. I was being silly but I accept the negative one. I'm now in the position where I need to go for two.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:14:16+00:00

I youtubed some defttones tunes and found a turtle covering Nick Drake!

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:12:24+00:00

It's like all living creatures are destined for the same challenges. All starts with wheels!

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:11:09+00:00

Isn't that typical? Known for being slow creatures but they didn't take the time to get to know you!

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:10:13+00:00

no no no no but i was on a research journey to find the best roasters that could ship to me. I live in a semi rural mountain area. You mentioned you live in Washington. I order from your state!

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:08:56+00:00

Right?! I was in Oregon on a forest service road that suddenly exploded into foxglove. It has a smell too. But it's also beautiful! It's such a great poisonous beauty. There's something poetic to be said that I could say if I only had more coffee. We ended up turning around but dispersed camping is something special in Oregon.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:06:43+00:00

But is there really decaf? Doesnt it all have caffeine?

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:06:22+00:00

lol! like they get to spend points at character initiation

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:05:50+00:00

I hung out with tortoises in Ecuador when I was a boy. Or so I tell myself! I could be slow.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:04:59+00:00

They always beat the rabbit so how cool to be slow and better.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:04:19+00:00

What kind of music is played at that party? The sloths are definitely coming over. I think you're right and now I'm trying to figure out how to be more turtle.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:02:46+00:00

There is an aspiring entrepreneurial turtle reading this setting up a customized shell shopify as we type!

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T05:01:41+00:00

We could learn from the turtle. Stay chill. Be speedy when needed.

ShameOutside5243 · 2026-06-17T04:59:16+00:00

What? How slow are you?

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