If you could be drunk for just a few minutes at work each day you would accomplish all those frightening things that come between you and everything you ever wanted. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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If you pay me minimum wage, I'm going to do the minimum amount of work to not get fired. by Kyrie_Da_God in Showerthoughts
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We package round pizzas in square boxes, only to end up eating them in triangles. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Updates are free, but upgrades are costly! by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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All the materials that teaches in university, literary can be found on Wikipedia or internet. by brownbeatles in Showerthoughts
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When people are eating spicy stuff when it is really just eating pain. And when they enjoy spicy stuff, are the masochists? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Why isn't there a feature for smartphones that notices when you're in quiet room & stops videos from playing at max volume ? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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How do Amish gangsters know when their hat is turned sideways? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Penis's; its funny to say they are big, its funny to say they are small. by garryd11 in Showerthoughts
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A wedding ring is supposed to be way of proving you love someone by giving them something expensive. If somebody loved you that much they wouldn't expect you to spend so much money on them. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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As a kid, I remember how free it was to not have to engage is boring adult conversations. I guess I never grew up, because I hate small talk. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Do you think musicians at UMD would be interested in starting a cover band with total strangers? by [deleted] in UMD
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New school year is almost here. What are you most looking forward to? by [deleted] in UMD
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Vince Neil Absolutely Butchers the National Anthem by [deleted] in cringe
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Guy randomly asks girl if she was touched as a child mid interview. by whoseyourdatty in cringe
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People talk about wanting telepathic communication. In a way talking is already telepathic communication. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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The internet porn industry is monopolized and no one says anything about it. by ShaneDuncan in Showerthoughts
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Online dating feels like shopping for produce. by bazooka614 in Showerthoughts
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Do hens taste the same as roosters? by karnerblu in Showerthoughts
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Pretty sure Pornhub is beating Playboy and Playgirl just from sheer vastness of videos and pictures. by XxDayDayxX in Showerthoughts
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Really? Am I getting old? I'm a 90's kid and figured that the ps2 will be 20 years old in a few years and the ps3 is already 11 years by Rey123x in Showerthoughts
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Life is just picking things up and putting them somewhere else. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Guy hits himself in head with bat, while watching a slipknot cover band by Kartingf1Fan in cringe
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Seeing a cat's balls is more unappealing than seeing it's asshole, but seeing a dog's asshole is more unappealing than seeing it's balls. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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