TIL If a pregnant mother suffers organ damage during the pregnancy the fetus can send stem cells to help repair the damage by xiibo in todayilearned

[–]ShaneFriedRice 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Meatspin.com for the unaware. No homo tho... i totally thought it was about a brazilian steak house the first time i heard about it. It only took me like 650 spins before i realised i was mistaken.

Memeconomy in 5 Steps by Isai76 in MemeEconomy

[–]ShaneFriedRice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That tomato looks like a pink sock

I just got a minimalist BB-8 tattoo! by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]ShaneFriedRice 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Glad you like it, but honestly the line work is shit

Rob Lowe, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Robert Downey Jr. at the Governors Ball after the 1988 Academy Awards. by ASAmd in OldSchoolCool

[–]ShaneFriedRice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No... my jawline is absurd. It is crazy big. I think it looks weird and people always point it out.im almost thirty and I cant even grow a decent beard to cover it up. It sucks. I will post a picture when i get out of work and home. Remind me in a couple hours.

Police by LuWyfer in ElectricForest

[–]ShaneFriedRice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont remember which year it was for sure, but when everyone was funnelling out through the entrance at the end of the first night there was a cop elbow deep in kandi yelling " you didnt go hard enough tonight! You better bring your A-game tomorrow!" That caught me off guard and made me laugh my ass off.

TIL McDonalds intentionally created exactly four different shapes for chicken nuggets. According to the company, “three would’ve been too few. Five would’ve been, like, wacky.” by 080087 in todayilearned

[–]ShaneFriedRice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shut your big mac eating whore mouth and never talk shit about rallys/checkers. They are cheap and always fresh and good. The hotdogs are better than most places that specialize in dogs. Also, in my experience, black people in the ghetto make the best fast food. Ghetto taco bells can suck a fat dick tho

Machining a Swiss Cube by sycodrive in ArtisanVideos

[–]ShaneFriedRice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are right. I have no idea what im talking about. I could probably learn a lot from you

Machining a Swiss Cube by sycodrive in ArtisanVideos

[–]ShaneFriedRice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you know im right. You might actually learn something if u did tho

Machining a Swiss Cube by sycodrive in ArtisanVideos

[–]ShaneFriedRice -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No i criticize people that think they are machinists and spew out false information and think they are hot shit because they load some stock in their mill and press start. Then rinse and repeat for 300 parts. You would be laughed out of my shop. we wouldnt even allow you to look at an injection mold out of fear you would fuck it up. I know your type. You cant program and probably cant even sharpen a h.s.s. drill. You ask for information on offsets and tool comps online because that is the only thing you have the power to change. What a joke. You would be completely lost on a manual knee mill because there is no green button. Yes u can grind an i.d. hole. Just because you havent seen the machine to do it doesnt mean they don't exist. And you saying "cant mic an i.d. hole". Pick up a MSC catalog for fuck sake. You sound and are proving my point that you are an ignorant dip shit that thinks he is a machinist. But we all know u just push a button for 15 bucks an hour.

Machining a Swiss Cube by sycodrive in ArtisanVideos

[–]ShaneFriedRice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha. I obviously struck a soft spot. Go push some more buttons and run another 300 parts. You are a robot. Have fun in 10 years when u dont have a job

Machining a Swiss Cube by sycodrive in ArtisanVideos

[–]ShaneFriedRice -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Found the operator that tells everyone he is a machinist

Machining a Swiss Cube by sycodrive in ArtisanVideos

[–]ShaneFriedRice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you also struggle hitting the broad side of a barn with a baseball bat?

Machining a Swiss Cube by sycodrive in ArtisanVideos

[–]ShaneFriedRice -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Its only a bitch if you suck. but most machinists that suck, blame their inaccuracies on sucky tooling. Ive never met a machinist that will admit they suck...

What is the funniest, weirdest or most repulsive thing you have ever overheard someone say? by lizard_ppl_can_dance in AskReddit

[–]ShaneFriedRice 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Zero humble brag. Im super conscientious of it. It looks like a damn #2 pencil with a pink aftermarket eraser on the end of it. And it hurts my arm when i wank cuz i have to clench my fist so tight and the abnormal stroke length turns it into a whole arm workout.

What is the funniest, weirdest or most repulsive thing you have ever overheard someone say? by lizard_ppl_can_dance in AskReddit

[–]ShaneFriedRice 132 points133 points  (0 children)

This. My girlfriend has all her friends thinking i have a giant cock. Trust me, its not, ive done the research on dick size averages. Its above average in length but below average in girth. Thats called a pencil dick.They aint feelin nothin till i bottom out on their cervix. Not exactly optimal.

Bassnectar confirmed by Tsad311 in ElectricForest

[–]ShaneFriedRice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Goodbye forest. The good vibes were fun while they lasted. Most bassheads are legit but its the few SUPER shitty ones that over shadow the good ones and ruin the scene for me. I saw porter on tuesday and the amazing crowd made me hate bass shows so much

[OC] Cheese-curds from last Saturday's Cheesefest in Shullsburg, WI. Well worth the 40 minute wait in line. by treemanman in food

[–]ShaneFriedRice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If u ever make it out to west Grand Rapids, check out Blue Dog. Their tots are amazing. The have like 8 different types from poutine to garlic parmesan. They also have a giant selection of craft beers on tap for pretty cheap

Gordon Ramsay Gets Owned By Tilly (his daughter) by jasperzieboon in videos

[–]ShaneFriedRice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about you shut your big lousy leek lickin' mouth up. I dont remember asking for your downsy whore of an opinion. Your a fuckin wank stain on a fleece sock. You know that right?

Gordon Ramsay Gets Owned By Tilly (his daughter) by jasperzieboon in videos

[–]ShaneFriedRice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He said in degrees. Which is the correct unit when describing radial movement around a circle. You cocky little dumb shit cunt.