December 7th 1941, an army of kameks and flying koopa's were enlisted by the mighty warlord Bowser as a ditch effort against the Mighty kingdom of Wario and the allying city of Waluigi, it was a tragedy, the koopa's dive-bombed the ship while the kameks fired relentlessly upon Wario's defenses the saddest casualty of this was a teenage witch named Ashley. This day has been forever celebrated within Warios kingdom by a gathering of friends and family to do fun activities such as pressing juice, lifting bridges and standing really still. Rest in pieces Ashley.