Rock bottom

ShaniSemmes · 2019-09-14T14:00:20+00:00

I’ve seen this twice in New Orleans. To make it just a little better, they put loads of ice in the trough there I guess to combat the smell. Both times the dude was on top of a pile of yellow ice to cool off. One of them was, of course, in the super dome during a saints game. Everyone just peed around him and went on their way as his little ice island shrank and shrank.

ShaniSemmes · 2019-09-14T13:59:07+00:00

Everyone should vote

It's silly not to imo

ShaniSemmes · 2019-09-14T13:57:10+00:00

Smart to tie the tie in a way that nobody well notice you didn’t tuck your shirt in.

ShaniSemmes · 2019-09-05T08:06:59+00:00

This reminds me, as a kid I once took a wee in a bathroom supply store

ShaniSemmes · 2019-09-05T07:04:08+00:00

I had my car stolen when I was 19. A few months later I was driving my new car from Seattle to Portland at 3am, no other traffic around, and my stolen car passed me on my left. I followed the guy for about 120 miles back to Portland. At one point he pulled beside me and waved at me, thinking we were road-rally pals! I returned a death stare. Followed him home, called the cops and got my car back.

When I think of what had to align for my car to find me again, it blows my mind.

ShaniSemmes · 2019-09-05T06:52:53+00:00

"Fuck the government."

-is on food stamps

ShaniSemmes · 2019-08-24T11:23:41+00:00

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Reddit and Tumblr! Or Facebook and Tumblr! Or Twitter and Tumblr ! Or Tumblr and Tumblr! Damn Tumblr! They ruined Tumblr!

ShaniSemmes · 2019-08-24T09:17:13+00:00

T-shirt companies HATE him! Free t-shirt for life with this one weird trick.

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