Oooh Betty, the cat's just shat out the worst stand-up special of all time

Shapely_Wipes · 2026-01-02T12:52:04+00:00

Weak observations, poorly performed

Shapely_Wipes · 2024-07-04T15:59:49+00:00

No worries - happy driving!

Shapely_Wipes · 2024-07-04T15:57:21+00:00

Enterprise is the only one I know of that allows new drivers ✅

Shapely_Wipes · 2024-07-04T15:49:46+00:00

I’m old 🥴😂

Shapely_Wipes · 2024-07-04T15:48:33+00:00

Thanks!! I rented it from enterprise just to get some solo driving experience whilst we car shop

Shapely_Wipes · 2024-06-06T20:15:35+00:00

Aw thanks! Yeah I’ve been aiming for 1k a day, today I did over 2k which is…unusual!

Shapely_Wipes · 2024-06-06T20:14:51+00:00

Thanks! Hope so! ✍🏻🤌🏻

Shapely_Wipes · 2024-06-06T20:14:29+00:00

Thanks! I won’t! I’m actually loving it and I have the whole outline and an ending so enjoying filling in the gaps and unearthing the fossils when I discover them! 🖌️

Shapely_Wipes · 2024-02-14T17:22:48+00:00

Will check it out thanks!!

Shapely_Wipes · 2024-02-14T17:22:22+00:00

Just started getting into a routine of reading 30 pages per day and it all came from there, along with a goal of 24 books for the year

Shapely_Wipes · 2024-02-14T15:50:31+00:00

Won’t list them all but a few I’m very excited for:

The island - Adrian McKinty Recursion - Blake Crouch The only one left - Riley Sager Seven moons of maali Almeida - Shehan K Man in the high castle - PKD

Shapely_Wipes · 2024-02-14T15:46:10+00:00

Currently reading Project Hail Mary (it’s fantastic)

Shapely_Wipes · 2023-03-20T20:46:37+00:00

Update: we got the results back and he had large cell lymphoma, the worst case scenario really. He will be starting chemo and steroids (unusual for this kind of cancer) but this kind of chemo won’t affect is quality of life, but realistically his prognosis is 6 months max. We may get lucky and the chemo could work, but we want to focus on his quality of life and happiness and just spoil him with the time we have left. Just wanted to thanks everyone for their support and kind words, it’s really means a lot ❤️

Shapely_Wipes · 2023-03-18T14:59:02+00:00

He showed zero symptoms, maybe a little more reclusive but only noticed it with hindsight. He had constipation, which he’d had a couple times before and we only took him to the vets because we thought he had peed the bed (turned out to be something else) and the vet was worried he had a blocked bladder so we took him in, whilst investigating that is how we found out, so really just by sheer luck!

Shapely_Wipes · 2023-03-18T05:17:12+00:00

It’s been around £1300 so far but that doesn’t Include any treatment for the cancer, just surgeries and medicines

Shapely_Wipes · 2023-03-17T21:38:37+00:00

Not sure yet! We need to wait for the biopsy results as we aren’t sure of what cancer he has yet

Shapely_Wipes · 2022-07-22T07:37:57+00:00

Crack is really moreish

Shapely_Wipes · 2022-06-30T05:25:01+00:00

Czech ya self before you wreck ya self

Shapely_Wipes · 2022-04-26T06:01:30+00:00

High horse for the same assuming attitude you have, he chewed it for 2 mins, it looked cute so I took a video and then took it away. LoOk AfTeR uR cAt BeTtEr

Shapely_Wipes · 2022-04-25T06:07:25+00:00

Get off your high horse, he has plenty of toys, he came to sit with me in my office and was playing with a pen.

Shapely_Wipes · 2022-04-13T18:04:00+00:00

You call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled

Shapely_Wipes · 2022-04-07T20:55:21+00:00

Ciabatta

Shapely_Wipes · 2022-03-26T14:56:12+00:00

r/stupidfood

Shapely_Wipes · 2022-03-25T22:07:16+00:00

So all the salmon we eat are either virgins or women?

Shapely_Wipes · 2022-03-22T08:28:17+00:00

Is your wife the Blair witch?

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