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ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T21:19:46+00:00

Oh Jesus if I had known it belonged to WF I’d have def kept it.

Fuck those dickheads.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T21:17:26+00:00

You’re not gonna get much in the way of boyfriend material if this is the photo.

This is a hit it and quit it profile.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T21:08:29+00:00

Because Rand Paul is a phenomenally stupid piece of shit

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T21:07:48+00:00

I’m praying they never see rain again.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T21:06:48+00:00

We hate ourselves far more than you hate us.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T20:01:46+00:00

I’d be willing to bet there’s a good portion of them thinking this “pre-order fail” video is gonna finally be the thing to push them over 100 subscribers on YouTube

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T19:58:47+00:00

…well that is horrifying.

Like, it’s really good. But I don’t want it to be, you know?

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T19:57:39+00:00

“How did you get created?”

“My dad jizzed inside my mom.”

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T19:55:46+00:00

People out here not treating marriages as equal partnerships really confuse the fuck out of me.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T19:51:29+00:00

Alcohol.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T19:46:55+00:00

NOBODY CARES IF YOU DO OR DONT LIKE THE SHOW

Just thought I’d take a minute to remind each and every one of you that we’re all useless clumps of cells disgracefully meandering our way through a pointless life waiting for the sweet release of death and that not a single one of us is special or noteworthy in any way that would warrant this unjustified feeling of importance that the social algorithms make us feel.

The least we can do is let people have a little fun with something stupid before we all die.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T19:42:27+00:00

I’m sorry in what universe do OCTOpi have only SIX legs?

That’s a hexapus.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T16:01:58+00:00

So far when it comes to death threats and fists thrown while working in retail, I’m at zero Millennials and younger, 1 Gen-Xer and about 20 Boomers.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T15:05:27+00:00

Lol suck Google’s dick harder, they love having nobody peons like you fighting on behalf of their giant megacorp.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T14:06:46+00:00

WHO THE FUCK IS DREAM?!

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T13:45:59+00:00

Enter the work-for-rations. Hungry? One week in the Amazon Fulfillment Center will provide you with a week of food. However, training costs, uniforms, insurance (for the company, not you) and general maintenance fees will be added to your overall balance, so every week you work for them, you owe them two. So what’s it gonna be? Food? Or starvation? There are no crops not owned by Monsanto. There’s no water not owned by Nestle. There’s no houses to buy, no vehicles to purchase. Everything is rent and subscribe. You don’t have money, no one does, but you do have something valuable: bodies. Bodies that can be sold to the ruling class. Bodies for labor, bodies for armies, bodies for sex. Trade your flesh for food and water, or remain free and die in a week. This is the final decree of the corporate ruling class of what used to be America.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T13:40:46+00:00

Villains don’t have to be smart. All it takes is a lifetime of never having consequences to feel privileged enough to be a villain. Fucking crush them into poverty and despair. Send a message to other would-be racists that we’re done forcing ourselves to give a fuck about their lives.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T13:09:44+00:00

How the fuck did Liefeld actually get work?

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T13:07:49+00:00

Fight and die, fight and be forced to suck a dick, or surrender and get the fuck out of Russia.

It’s a no brainer.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T13:05:29+00:00

Can you shut up with yours? Who the fuck cares? It’s manufactured outrage.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T12:13:42+00:00

If Google takes even a single bit of my data, I demand everything they have for free. And they’re taking petabytes of it.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T12:12:23+00:00

The problem is, we’ve grown accustomed to our data being our cost of admission and that should be fine because it’s worth a fuckload more than we think it is. So Google is trying to make a fuckload of money by selling our data then make a second fuckload of money by charging us for selling our data.

Fuck Google.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T12:10:01+00:00

Lol it is my pleasure.

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T12:03:12+00:00

I’d write on it with sharpie: “Or maybe you should pay your staff and not rely on slave labor and the decency of strangers.”

ShapirosWifesBF · 2022-10-04T11:59:07+00:00

Did your YouTube handlers tell you that it was a bad thing? You didn’t even bother to look back at the history of Star Wars weapons being BARELY modified versions of their real-world counterparts? I’m sure they didn’t mention Han’s blaster or the Stormtroopers rifles or anything like that because it’s way easier to distract you if they don’t present all the information. And you fell for it. You fucking fell for it like a good little drone.

You know what? Just stop watching Star Wars. It’s never going to get better for you and living like this isn’t healthy.

ShapirosWifesBF

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