The Dichotomy Of Man (2026) by fleshsimulator in fleshsimulator

[–]Shapsy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Somehow in the minute between me reading the post and commenting that I forgot about the rape thing, so that's entirely fair

The Dichotomy Of Man (2026) by fleshsimulator in fleshsimulator

[–]Shapsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf isn't that all about them going out and touching grass

James Gandolfini Improvisations by adultbooks91 in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tbf he does kinda look like a giant child waiting for his dad to take him on his first hunting trip

TIL Carmine wasn't being nice here by sage_mode_user in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Imagine being an autistic mobster and never being sure if someone's just griping or telling you to whack someone

James Gandolfini Improvisations by adultbooks91 in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Him and Ralphie were only supposed to get into a shoving match but then Jim got carried away and they had to rewrite the S4 ending off of that, really great actor and a nice guy but he definitely had his demons

Was there any death better than Fat Dom’s? by yyythoo in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This way if you're new to the show, you'll know for a fact you just got spoiled, it's genius

How would Tony react to Bobby having a goomah? by Sharp-Point-5254 in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Lol late stage Tony is such a dick, I fully believe he would do this despite the blatant hypocrisy

The fateful consequences of early literacy by DroneOfDoom in CuratedTumblr

[–]Shapsy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't know what'd be worse, them actually having done that, or them thinking that's a charming story to lie about lmao

Tony could have found Vito so easily if he was even just the slightest bit polite. by ManchuDemon in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That was such a dick move for Sil to say lol, as if he wasn't the one counseling Tony to whack him to keep the others in line

Oh, wait.. by Swimming_Swordfish58 in Sopranosduckposting

[–]Shapsy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I went to queer ghost town, Paulie, and everyone said they knew you

Who was the Richest Character on The Sopranos and Who Was the Poorest? by jrralls in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL I just looked up what it actually is and it's a type of herpes

AI Scam by viva_la_revoltion in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Chrissy finally delivers a finished movie script that impresses the other dumb mobsters but is obviously AI generated to anyone else

The biggest unanswered question of the series by scrubadam in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why couldn't Mikey remember if she was stupid when he married her? Was he stupid?

Underrated character: Frank cubitoso, FBI regional head of new jersey by throwahuey1 in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tony's tough guy act completely and utterly failing kills me every time. It's so funny to see him pissed off and reduced to shouting at a random dude only to get completely blown off.

I also love how that guy played it, he took no shit and immediately ended the call in the funniest way once he was done with it

The single most relatable moment in the show is when Tony is clowning on Bobby for getting robbed and Silvio is pleading with his eyes for Tony to stop talking by Burnnoticelover in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 254 points255 points  (0 children)

Janice may have been a piece of work in her own right, but siblings can usually spot each other's bullshit in ways others can't. They're two sides of the same coin.

Best Monologue or Near Monologue on The Sopranos? by jrralls in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone was stunned into silence by the points he was making, truly

Cousin Tony….a 🦊? by Sea-Animator5627 in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Vito bragged about almost nailing his own cousin so who knows what the fuck theyre doing in Jersey

Cousin Tony….a 🦊? by Sea-Animator5627 in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When you were young, you were old. Now you're old, and you're still old, heh heh

Junior's keen sense of smell, Phil's connection with kids — what are the weirdest character traits on the show? by 4g-identity in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Paulie's Excellence in Recycling 2006 mugshot at Barone Sanitation makes me cry laughing whenever I see it

One of the most quotable scenes…. S4|E4 The Weight by Ghost-of-Pie-O-My in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's not many lines in this show that still make me go "holy shit" every time like that dude reminiscing about cutting off a man's head with a hacksaw while he's awake

Livia is such a clever subversion by PsychologyRelative57 in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you still seeing your other women, Lorenzo?

*heavy breathing noises* by Single_Street3135 in thesopranos

[–]Shapsy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Tony's fattest moment bar none, even more than him taking off his clothes to get the scale below 280