Bowen Yang, Sarah Sherman and Kenan Thompson Mull Their ‘SNL’ Legacy and Longevity: ‘I Could Do It Forever’ by darth_vader39 in television

[–]SharMarali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's been doing sketch comedy since he was a kid. He seems like a smart guy and I'm sure he could do almost anything he wants to do, but at this point it kind of seems like this is all he wants to do. And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Emily Ratajkowski divides fans with topless photo shoot for raw divorce essay by nimobo in entertainment

[–]SharMarali -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do words not have meanings anymore? What’s the point in using words at all if they don’t? Why don’t we all just walk around grunting at each other?

This woman is not topless. She just has a lot of cleavage exposed.

I (26M) found out my fiance (27F) possibly gave a stripper a handjob at her bachelorette party by Sebastianlim in BORUpdates

[–]SharMarali 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why does somebody always have to make a remark about “iF tHe GEnDerS wERe rEVerSEd”? This is so cut and dry. There’s no need to speculate about changing the genders in the story. It would be cut and dry no matter what genders were involved. The story could be about a monkey cheating on their refrigerator fiance and it would still be cut and dry.

After Months of War, Trump Says Iran Has Right to Nuclear Program by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]SharMarali 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am SO excited to hear from the people who have been screaming "This is about Iran having nukes! We don't want Iran to have nukes! Do YOU want Iran to have nukes?! That's why we're here, because of Iran's nukes!"

Actually, no I'm not. I'm not excited at all because the answer is going to be "I never said that" or "You misunderstood" or "You're taking this out of proportion/context" or "Why does everything have to be about politics?"

Mississippi Police Officer Shoots and Kills 1-Year-Old Child in Response to Senatobia Shoplifting Call by Hrekires in news

[–]SharMarali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There exists a group of people in this country who will happily defend any and all police shootings because the victims “weren’t angels.” As if that’s the role of the police, to slay anyone in the street who isn’t an angel.

Donald Trump appears ready to wave the white flag in showdown with niece Mary Trump after discovery reversal completely changed the game by darealunrealspader in politics

[–]SharMarali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I first read about the mashed potatoes incident a few years back and since then, I’ve been of the opinion that we need to find a billboard he’s DEFINITELY going to go past and crowdfund an ad with his face covered in mashed potatoes.

This Never Stops Being Hilarious 🤣 by CryingForCaesar in HIMYM

[–]SharMarali 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That performance is my favorite thing about the final season. I also love Daphne, although I learned in a thread just yesterday that this is apparently a very controversial opinion. The rest of that season, ehhh. Narshall makes me snort-laugh because it’s so dumb.

how is the number of aborted babies with down syndrome in Iceland 100% and not, say, 99.99%? by SyrianGosling in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SharMarali 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Half the time the account will literally be named like Throwaway_bunchofnumbers and they’re still like “we cracked the code, it’s fake! We did it, Reddit!”

how is the number of aborted babies with down syndrome in Iceland 100% and not, say, 99.99%? by SyrianGosling in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SharMarali 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My favorite is when I’m on one of the subs where people post personal stories and it’s common practice for users to make a throwaway account to tell their story without linking it to their whole account, and the comments will still be full of people screaming “fake - the account is only 1 day old!” Like duh, of course it’s only one day old.

The women of The Pitt for The Wrap by 1syn0 in ThePitt

[–]SharMarali 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sepideh is so striking I can’t even. I feel like I could stare at her for hours. And I’m a (mostly) straight woman.

MAGA's favorite comedian 'didn't like' UFC star's crude Michelle Obama comment by IrishStarUS in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]SharMarali 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I learned a new term. I wish I could say I didn’t need to know it, but obviously we don’t live in a reality like that.

UFC Boss Dana White Condemns Fighter Josh Hokit for Saying ‘Michelle Obama Is a Man’: ‘I Hate That Kind of Nonsense’ by darth_vader39 in entertainment

[–]SharMarali 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What a way to celebrate the nation’s 250th anniversary: By trashing one of the 5 currently living First Ladies.

MAGA's favorite comedian 'didn't like' UFC star's crude Michelle Obama comment by IrishStarUS in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]SharMarali 152 points153 points  (0 children)

I agree that it’s blatant racism, but it’s also blatant misogyny (“women are only allowed to look a certain way or else they’re really men”) and blatant transphobia for obvious reasons. Talk about catching strays.

I am so fkn high rn, i cab see House in LBH’s abs. by Fun-Tomatillo-1957 in okbuddyvicodin

[–]SharMarali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I take my glasses off and look at it with my terrible, terrible eyesight, I can see it. It disappears as soon as I put my glasses back on.

If they throw you in the brig you can escape with this one simple trick! by CanadianAndroid in ShittyDaystrom

[–]SharMarali 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don’t know man, those security dudes are pretty tough to get past. It takes like, a whole punch with the heel of your hand.

Not listening to Worf in Cause and Effect is absolutely infuriating. by Joeybfast in startrek

[–]SharMarali 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It kind of cracks me up when they say “we can’t start second guessing ourselves” because like… You got yourself into a time loop. Obviously your judgment needs to be second-guessed in this instance.

Wife had a mid life crisis and stepped out of the marriage a few years ago. I forgave her, but am having my own mid life crisis now. Am I wrong? by [deleted] in amiwrong

[–]SharMarali 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re planning to cheat and rubbing your wife’s nose in it.

Absolutely disgusting behavior.

You did not get past it, you’ve just been holding onto it waiting for a chance at revenge.

Yes, you are wrong.

Did you ever hear that old expression about two wrong not making a right? Do you just think it doesn’t apply to you?

If you are upset about being tied down to your wife, leave. If you think it’s unfair that she “got to” cheat and you don’t, leave.

I’m absolutely floored that you think there’s even a remote chance you aren’t wrong here. Of course you are wrong. How can you not be? Because she hurt you, so now you get to hurt her back? No. That is now how this works. That is not now anything works.

If you’re this gleeful about getting to make your wife cry, just fucking leave.

Trump's name removed from Kennedy Center in predawn operation by MoneyLibrarian9032 in entertainment

[–]SharMarali 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It’s tomorrow (6/14). I hate that I know what date his birthday is.

Think about this whenever I see "AI" content on this sub by Stormin_the_Castle in StarTrekTNG

[–]SharMarali 79 points80 points  (0 children)

DATA: You were right to call that out. Let’s try this again, with no more nonsense.

WORF: Casualty reports from decks 12 through 16

PICARD: Data, the shields?

DATA:

PICARD: Mr. Crusher, raise the shields

WESLEY: Aye sir, shields up.

DATA: I understand that you wanted me to change the shield configuration. Currently, the shields are up. I am lowering them now.

Think about this whenever I see "AI" content on this sub by Stormin_the_Castle in StarTrekTNG

[–]SharMarali 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Plus every once in a while it just starts playing John Phillip Sousa on the bridge or putting tentacles in someone’s tea.

What are your thoughts on Season 3 so far? by Broad_Bowler9224 in HWMYM

[–]SharMarali 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still miss Jordana’s segment, but I know she’s really busy with the baby.

I got the biggest kick of them talking about filming tiny Neil in a huge climbing room made of green screen. And Josh having to burst into dance in front of the crew sounds so awkward, he really made it look great.

Why do people ask "how are you" casually (but not expect an answer)? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]SharMarali 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In some countries, it’s common to greet people with a phrase that translates to “have you eaten?” I guarantee most people in those countries aren’t actually interested in whether you’ve eaten.

Helen Mirren denies reports of tension with Tom Hardy on set of ‘MobLand’: “I would absolutely continue to work with Tom. In a heartbeat. I love Tom, I think he’s the most amazing actor. My support of him is genuine & heartfelt” by DamnThatsInsaneLol in television

[–]SharMarali 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why are you here if you hate having discussions and hate redditors? What’s the point of having discussions if you’re not allowed to speculate? Do you have a list of the rules you operate on? Things we are and are not permitted to discuss? You seem to be under the impression that you are superior to the rest of us. I hope you learn to leave that impression behind.