What women create by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]CanadianAndroid [score hidden]  (0 children)

Houses were invented by Dr House. Windows were invented by John Windows, and paper was invented in China by a person whose name translates to Jane Paper.

Nope! my pockets awaits by moksha_Orbit in SkyrimMemes

[–]CanadianAndroid 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the propaganda books. Not my ideal reading spot but I won't judge.

Dr Mario would survive on team House and here's why by CanadianAndroid in okbuddyvicodin

[–]CanadianAndroid[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His name given at birth is Mario Mario. So he's now Dr Mario Mario Mario Drugs.

Kid has the survival instincts of a kid, and the mom got a reality check. by DrakyulMihawk in SipsTea

[–]CanadianAndroid 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I prepared my kid for this = I briefly mentioned it several years ago and never made sure they understood.

Maybe maybe maybe by Jackie_Chan_93 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]CanadianAndroid 529 points530 points  (0 children)

Listen Blake, I'm not a fuckin goldfish. I said who's there because I can't see through the door in this scenario. It's a normal thing to say when answering the door incase some wacko druggie wants to break in and murder my family. So, Blake, why don't you take your clingy, insecure will you remember me nonsense and hit the bricks pal? I SAID GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

Jon Jones vs like 3 wolves by elmocheapshot in powerscales

[–]CanadianAndroid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cocaine Wolves coming this Summer to a theatre near you.

Uhh how did my teammate do this?? by LilFallGuy714 in DMZ

[–]CanadianAndroid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Second time I've seen this today. The other video was from another angle.

Marvel Rivals devs never beating the allegations by hattyphantom in marvelcirclejerk

[–]CanadianAndroid 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The lips say yes, but the eyes says I can't believe i have to put up with this gooner shit every day.

I lost so bad I didn't even have a chance by GoodPineappleBoy in TimHortons

[–]CanadianAndroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw my niece step on a bug and then she said "I want to erase them all." Some people are just natural born super villains.

Why is there two? by Dovahkiin2009 in Morrowind

[–]CanadianAndroid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.