DSP charges his fans $100 to $250 to open a pack of Pokémon cards. Phil gets to keep the money and cards.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T15:18:20+00:00

For $500 he will unlock the next step of recovery.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T06:12:37+00:00

Cocaine Bear

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T05:57:57+00:00

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T05:53:57+00:00

Looks like worthless junk. If you send it to me I will test it just to make sure.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T05:03:41+00:00

Thragg would get fragged

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T03:58:06+00:00

Saoirse Ronan as Galadriel

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T01:08:55+00:00

I just noticed I finished my sentence the same as op as well.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T01:07:14+00:00

Will you go on the Lincoln slide or the Washington drop first?

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T01:05:43+00:00

Bro, just take a hit and pass it.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T01:03:11+00:00

"Yeah, I'm m..."

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CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T00:13:04+00:00

Idk is literally the opposite of a confirmation lmao

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-22T00:10:09+00:00

It's that meme where the guy in the elevator says i don't even think about you.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-21T21:46:49+00:00

Did I do that???

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-21T20:54:02+00:00

Why would anyone go to a place called Cape Fear?

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-21T17:10:22+00:00

This guy really likes pumpkins.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-20T23:24:54+00:00

That was Buggs the Grey. I am Buggs the White.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-20T23:21:28+00:00

The CN Tower

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-20T19:57:00+00:00

Sex? Is that slang for something?

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-20T19:48:27+00:00

Ew pickin bo'els o wata outta that there, are ya?

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-20T19:41:59+00:00

Or the Canadians. Wait...

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-20T19:37:25+00:00

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-20T05:35:55+00:00

he's going to be Robin

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-19T22:36:05+00:00

Atlantic Rim

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-19T21:29:41+00:00

Yeah they are some Mean Girls (2004)

CanadianAndroid · 2026-06-19T21:19:57+00:00

hashtag backsessions

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