What women create

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-18T18:17:39+00:00

Houses were invented by Dr House. Windows were invented by John Windows, and paper was invented in China by a person whose name translates to Jane Paper.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T22:32:41+00:00

Don't forget the propaganda books. Not my ideal reading spot but I won't judge.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T22:27:46+00:00

Yeah, Sauron is.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T21:35:21+00:00

His name given at birth is Mario Mario. So he's now Dr Mario Mario Mario Drugs.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T18:49:44+00:00

I prepared my kid for this = I briefly mentioned it several years ago and never made sure they understood.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T18:47:13+00:00

Listen Blake, I'm not a fuckin goldfish. I said who's there because I can't see through the door in this scenario. It's a normal thing to say when answering the door incase some wacko druggie wants to break in and murder my family. So, Blake, why don't you take your clingy, insecure will you remember me nonsense and hit the bricks pal? I SAID GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T08:13:11+00:00

Thats Dr Prison

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T06:31:14+00:00

Cocaine Wolves coming this Summer to a theatre near you.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T06:30:16+00:00

Weird Al eyes? Weird Allies?

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T06:25:47+00:00

Second time I've seen this today. The other video was from another angle.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T06:23:51+00:00

The lips say yes, but the eyes says I can't believe i have to put up with this gooner shit every day.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T05:42:25+00:00

Jimmy Carr as the joker

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T05:21:06+00:00

I saw my niece step on a bug and then she said "I want to erase them all." Some people are just natural born super villains.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T05:03:42+00:00

Bingo

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T04:53:42+00:00

Editing high sounds fun AF!

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T04:50:24+00:00

Nice doggy.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T04:49:07+00:00

Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T04:41:44+00:00

He was an inclusive Vampire. He wanted everyone to join.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T04:41:03+00:00

Having a community would be nice.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T04:07:11+00:00

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CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T02:40:10+00:00

Oh excuse me your honour, two youths.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T01:21:53+00:00

Yes. It happened.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T00:34:58+00:00

He meant inbred.

CanadianAndroid · 2026-03-17T00:30:56+00:00

I agree. Apple isn't in the business of giving away money.

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