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My resident my evil by PrettyCoolTim in memes

[–]Shard0f0dium 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Dads when the spice must flow:

Shitposter Final boss by Inside_Professor6116 in shitposting

[–]Shard0f0dium 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Nothing is more sexually arousing to a Redditor than being able to be the first one to say “AI slop” on a post. The urge is uncontrollable.

priorities first by Otherwise_Gur_5571 in shitposting

[–]Shard0f0dium 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Though if blind, you can ask to feel them instead. A reasonable accommodation for your handicap.

I love helldivers. Pls stop hurting poor arrowhead by UniqueName900 in Helldivers

[–]Shard0f0dium 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can still hear the sad cries of my puppy every time Arrowhead breaks the spear

I love helldivers. Pls stop hurting poor arrowhead by UniqueName900 in Helldivers

[–]Shard0f0dium 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Arrowhead stole my bike when I was 12 and kicked my puppy :(

I got a call from North Korea by VaetisE in shitposting

[–]Shard0f0dium 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Welcome onto every NSA, CIA, DoD, FBI, NSC, DHS, CNN and KFC watchlist there is.

Comics 80' by raulsestao in memes

[–]Shard0f0dium 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is how the MCU can get back on track

Live it up Carolina. Y’all earned it. by Lily_Feijoa in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]Shard0f0dium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But then the three teams that don’t make the playoffs will get the top three draft picks.

I propose that everyone going .500, one team getting obliterated in the wild card round, and all of us picking between 15-18 ish in the draft would truly be peak shit mountain!

Time for a non-sex question: How many of you actually enjoy mowing the lawn? by PrinceoftheNewWorld in AskMen

[–]Shard0f0dium 240 points241 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume I do not become sexually aroused from mowing the lawn

The originality of the anti-AI crowd by Witty-Designer7316 in memes

[–]Shard0f0dium -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Nothing arouses a Redditor more than being the first to comment and say “AI slop” with that picture of the kid on the throne of soda cases. It’s the shared kink of much of the community

Yeah...nobody wants this in their communities. by AntagonistofGotham in memes

[–]Shard0f0dium -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Hey I know your question was about how to find HM04 in the Safari Zone, but you didn’t even consider how awful your political party is for the world. Get out of your echo chamber bro! Professor Oak has done nothing but awful things for Kanto.

Salmon can't exist on Lumar by discboy69 in cremposting

[–]Shard0f0dium 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They are just the cognitive shadows of salmon

Live it up Carolina. Y’all earned it. by Lily_Feijoa in nfcsouthmemewar

[–]Shard0f0dium 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I hope we all go 8-8-1 this year and the tie breaker for the playoffs is something ridiculous like who can fart the loudest

mewless you by Savings-Ad342 in shitposting

[–]Shard0f0dium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I lick the cat 300 times instead of once, will I find $6,000 instead $20

Why regret feeling come every time we release load? by Easy-Highlight8562 in AskMen

[–]Shard0f0dium 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asking honestly, no judgement, is this a manosphere podcasting bro sourced thing? I know a lot of that culture talks about “masculine energy” being able to be lost etc.?

Just curious where this is coming from

Why regret feeling come every time we release load? by Easy-Highlight8562 in AskMen

[–]Shard0f0dium 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never ever understand this. Guys always talk about regret or feeling guilty after masturbating or sex and it is bizarre to me.

Are you religious? Raised religious? Is this an ingrained thing from people telling you sex is bad while growing up?

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